This is a family with attitude.

Ivah 2022-10-18 10:07:39


1.
Pointed-toe shoes, long jet hair, pet dogs and swaddles are so attitude.

2.
"We are going to America"
​​"Grandfather went there too, and there is no news now"
A portrait of Abraham Lincoln hangs on the wall, but it is already an iconic big plane head.

3. On
the first night in New York, it was cold and bleak, and I slept on the streets. One plane leader said another plane leader, "It says on TV that you can't escape being murdered in New York."

4. The
agent Ulaji Milu was eating at the restaurant, and the band members squatted at the door of the restaurant hungry. The manager packed some steaks and took them out, not to the band members, but to a stray dog ​​squatting at the end of the band members' line.

5.
Funeral for the band members in the coffin, the solemn parties and the passers-by who play and watch the fun come out accordingly. Western police stopped the funeral, and it was revealed that Ulajimilu was hiding beer in the coffin.
In the cell, they made five days of rhythmic percussion from wine bottles. In the end, the prison guards who wore headphones to resist the noise were helpless. Looking at the back of their release, they said, "never come back!"

6.
In a western American bar selling Tsingtao beer, they sang emotionally and proudly:
"We It's the cowboys of Leningrad, chasing cattle on the steppe, give me another vodka, drink it and forget everything."
Later, they closed the bar.

7.
They laugh at a few thieves on the street who stupidly push the engine of a newly stolen car, only to find out that it was the Cadillac that they had bought for $700 of all their belongings.
After that, the band members couldn't bear Ulaji Milu's miserliness, selfishness, and self-enrichment, and decided that Ulaji Milu would no longer manage everything in the band.
Ulajimilu was tied up and forbidden to speak or get out of the car. They decided to send Ivan to buy food. After a while, Ivan came back - complacent with her new flamboyant outfit and new perm, and showed it off in front of the band members. The result was flattened.

8.
At the gas station, they met the same kind. A man with a pointy haircut and pointed shoes. He is the cousin of one of the members.
"Can you play a musical instrument?"
"No"
"Can you drive?"
"No"
"Okay, then you can be a singer."
Unexpectedly, this new member was welcomed by the American people.


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Leningrad Cowboys Go America quotes

  • Siberian Svengali: [after audition] Bullshit.

    Igor: How come?

    Siberian Svengali: No commercial potential. Go to America. They'll put up with anything there...