The endless boa constrictor is back!

Hoyt 2022-07-13 21:12:22

I can't remember the year when the big python first came here, but the most impressive thing is that, apart from the incomparably powerful cold-blooded giant snake, it was not the young and beautiful Jennifer Lopez, much less the The stubborn man Ace Cooper, who finally killed the giant snake, is the villain in the film, the sturdy old man who is more calamitous than a python, and the Hollywood actor - Jon Walter. This uncle-level character who was already old and old when I was watching movies gave me the impression that he always played the big villain. In "Spy: Impossible", the old guy who was confused by Tom was him, and this The old gentleman with a fierce look on his face is actually a beautiful woman: Angelina Jolie's father, uh... This knife of years is really tight!
After the first part was a hit, I don't know why it took a long time for a sequel to be released, and then it took several years to complete the so-called third part of the series. In fact, starting from the sequel, the storyline There is no continuation, the only thing that can be counted as a connection is that the pythons also come out to bite people everywhere, and this is still the case in this episode. There is almost no connection with the previous work, except for the constant and absolute protagonist, the python. Gradually upgrade from 1.0 to the current version 3.0. The habit of biting when you see people has not changed at all, but it is more swift and violent, more elusive, and the means of killing people are also rich, and the tail has become the latest killing weapon.
There is nothing else that makes snakes more ferocious. It is precisely in various horror films, the scientific lunatics who appear frequently, and the rich people who support them. In film and television works, it seems that rich people always have different reasons. Going the same path, that is to develop all kinds of terrifying and dehumanizing high-tech products. Maybe their starting point is not evil, but they will always be caused by various accidents or their own intentions. Caused bloody cases again and again, something a little lighter like this film would have affected a few small pond fish, and a more serious one would be directed at the safety of the entire city and even the whole world.
The eternal No. 1 protagonist snake in this series, no matter how powerful it is, is still flesh and blood. After all, it is still unable to resist the power of bullets and bombs. It was wiped out in the monstrous explosion. It seems that the story has come to an end. At this time It surprised me that the most evil man behind the scenes was the unscrupulous rich man who was like a mustard, and he didn't get retribution. This should not be the rhythm of this kind of movie, oh... - Please watch the next episode!
Finally, I have worked hard on the storyline and left something for the follow-up story!
In general, this is not a well-made film. It is barely a low-cost sequel. The money spent on the cast and special effects can be seen at a glance as the result of cutting corners. The plot setting is also sloppy, the rhythm is too slow, and people can't help the urge to fast-forward. After watching it, I was confused whether to watch the fourth episode or not.

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Anaconda 3: Offspring quotes

  • Nick: [after seeing a skinless, partially-digested goat fall from the ceiling] Well that's mighty disturbin'...

  • Hammett: Where there's blood, there's more blood.