The best shit show in the world

晓雪 2022-12-21 07:14:23

No one should question the fact that the black-robed picket team is a bad drama. It has countless plot bugs (see the high praise and long comments for 100,000 questions), and many characters are masked and extreme, like a crude sitcom, only with more cloaks, in the world of details In terms of construction, it's no better than the superhero series it's meant to satirize. But it's addicting. My attitude towards it is similar to those two old ladies commenting on the restaurant: "The food here is terrible!" "That's it! And it's so little!"

The creators of the black robes are supposed to be a bunch of careless, informal characters. For example, when S1E2 killed Translucent, many people criticized why they didn't use poison? No gas? If he had diamond skin, why didn't he explode into an unbreakable bulging blood cell? If I say, this whole scene is for the bloodbath at the end (just insinuating Hughie's first trembling murder - Don't get your hands dirty, he must have picked the dirtiest one, more so than spaghetti sauce) Difficult to clean up), in the aftermath, use a shovel to scrape up the scabbed black blood on the ground, mix it with human skin, put it in a zinc box, and throw it into the bottom of the sea. Another example is the ending of S1E1, where the blood is found (Xingerren), too beautiful hand-to-hand combat, no one is seen, see the blood shadow, a relief printed in the air. However, doesn't this also mean that only one truckload of flour can completely eliminate Translucent's melee attack skills? Well, the creators didn't think about this issue. The setting of "appearing in what you wear" is too beautiful. The dark fragrance floats in the moon and dusk. Aesthetically, it can compete with the Ink Mask of the Watcher Rorschach wandering. So, if you are serious, you will lose. After all, the black robe doesn't even want to explain clearly what the abilities of many characters are from the beginning. It's pure freehand. great.

Among the loopholes and loopholes, between off-line and off-line, the last thing I wrote down is:

It dedicates some of the most wicked and fun sex scenes - the bathroom shows up, joins the team for a bite, Popclaw sits on the lynx, Deep gets sun gills (how can anyone not stand gills? I love this pair of soft and pitiful so much Small things), Homelander condensed milk, pink and fat house (the opposite of a skeleton), starlit eyes (lights in the dark). In this bizarreness, it actually speaks seriously about love. Love is only when the bones still embrace each other after death. No one is more vulnerable, more eccentric, more unattractive, more fortunate, more naked, and more pitiful than a lover. The video of Concubine Deep's selection wears S2E4, along with the failed messedup romance on each branch line, and its failure is not changed by the stock of power and the increase in effort. Even so, still let me be the more loving one.

It reveals an order that we disguise, a narrative that is unspoken, that is, the world is mostly run by stupid people, and the black robe can easily dismantle Marvel and DC, but people can't dismantle the black robe from the underlying logic. Robe, although it seems to have a creative formula - 1980s songs, kinky sex, headshot headshot headshot... but it's just a form, in the end, you can't tell what value it serves, which one it stands for Team, it seems to be born only to say that the emperor has no clothes, and then turns and disappears in the parade audience, it is not responsible for improvement, because everything is inevitably going to kitsch... You will find that stock price, reputation and public opinion are this The real protagonist of the play, mastering secrets, handles and scandals is the real power, and it is they, not the hero's superpower, that determines the trend of several key plots... Of course, the fineness of the script of the black robe is far from that of the American Legend of Zhen Huan. (Succession), a very small child, but it dances on the border of the restricted area of ​​the idea-expression dichotomy on the copyright, it so expresses with a hippie smile and bold lines that the essence of saving the world depends on the art of the people... When the storyboard artist of the Vought Marketing Department reverently When I read Hans Zimmer, my colleague said that LMM would do the dubbing, "Who doesn't like Hamilton?", I hit it straight with a carp, black robe, you really dare to laugh, if you want to laugh, laugh at the most popular and dangerous within your power This is called mockery (not mockery of mockery), rather than the safe stuff that everyone hates in the first place, and Hamilton's metaphor as an object of mockery is that it is something that most people can appreciate in their lifetime. The best things in the world, like the meme pictures made by Stormfront, are the highest level of humor that most people can appreciate in their online life, but you know, these products still have nothing to do with morality and truth, they are also Business, is dubbing ("please LMM to dub" is really interesting, metaphorically double reed, love death machine S3E2 corpse ventriloquism, Baudrillard "evil ventriloquism"), the eloquence of the ceiling level of popular art. A more professional mouthpiece is just more professionally whitewashed. Notice that I didn't say the mouthpiece was voluntary or even intentional, I just said that the nature of entertainment is weakness, lack of orientation, and to some extent the black robe has its audience, but I think it's more There are more kinds of things to step on.

There are more ingenious moments that I can only pick and write: Homelander's morbid symbolic game, but it does not involve symbols at all, and does not involve any imaginary and supernatural mirror movements in traditional film art, because under the setting of this play, reality is illusion, metamorphosis is norm. I have seen a ghost story: a person accidentally took a photo of a zombie head in the closet, and took it to the Taoist priest to solve it. The Taoist priest said ok, this is not a supernatural photo. ——Because there really is a zombie in the closet, it was really photographed. In the world of black robes, there are really shape-shifters, there are really self-suicides, and it just so happens that there is really a person who loves and hates himself so much. It replaced the truth and falsehood of images and stories, the civet cat changed the prince, and in the process, it also arranged strong men and women for vulgar audiences like me. Stormfront just complained about the lack of pockets in girls' clothes. Starlight really has no place to hide medicine because there are no pockets, which directly promotes the development of the plot. The key medicine is still in the small powder bag of sanitary napkins - all the inconveniences of being a woman are At the same time knocking on the door, girls, if you haven't experienced the embarrassment of where a tube of super invincible genetic medicine should be hidden, you should at least hold the sanitary napkin in your hand and tuck it into your sleeve. (I also feel very ashamed to see Xingguang holding a small powder bag in front of the public, whether it contains medicine or not, this is really ridiculous, the small powder bag is originally used to cover the sanitary napkin - just like At first they said it was indecent to show private parts, then they said it was indecent to show underwear, and finally they said it was indecent to show safety pants. Off, off you lendings! shouted King Lear)

All in all, the black robe is shoddy, full of loopholes, and difficult to scrutinize, but it is the best of all the bad dramas in the world, just like some movie dramas, it is the worst good drama in the world/fire drama/must-see drama/ TOP xxx... In contrast to the barrel effect, there should also be an effect that tends to "take the highest value", at least for me as an audience, I spend dozens of hours on the sofa, in order to appreciate the top lame, partial science , not to see mediocrity perform average and all-around. A lot of good ideas, more flaws, this kind of performance deserves to be applauded and cheered, in short, it is worth jumping up and down for it, and most dramas can't do it; but black robes do.

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The Big Ride quotes

  • Starlight: Hey. Get some sleep.

    Hughie Campbell: I'll sleep when I know you're safe.

  • Homelander: Whatever makes you think I would let a cripple into the Seven?