The joyful things about the handjob

Kasey 2022-09-24 20:58:19

This is really the funniest movie I've seen in recent years. From the title to the style, it's all fun, and there's an intermission in the middle! Compared with this 65-year-old film, the comedy films are really far behind!
Such an old film is still novel and refined, and it still makes people laugh at the table. Thanks to the unique sense of humor of the British, the complaints of people from all over the world are extremely accurate! I felt like watching a live-action Hetalia.

The dull British guy
refused to propose because he didn't have time to spend with his bride. If you really want to get married, the guy seriously calculated the schedule for the week, alas, then he had to sacrifice the bridge night. . . . .

In sly and romantic French
films, the French always take pleasure in flirting with Germans. For example, when the Germans were raising the national flag solemnly, the French played the cheerful world-famous song "Two Tigers" by the side, and I burst out laughing at that time. The French guy and his short servant deliberately hid and said loudly, "I've never seen a German dive before, maybe their brains are too thin!" Then they watched the German seriously and took a step into the water with great interest. Even the German officer wanted to slay the French and proposed a duel, but it was instantly turned into a spoof of a balloon and a trumpet gun, and stepped on the German's tail. There is a precedent for this, a French and a German. Man, the French have won! It is said that the French boy's marksmanship is very accurate, and he hit the Italian's aircraft in one fell swoop! The Germans managed to win, but the balloon was punctured by the tip of their hat, and the joyous duel ended in various curses.
Of course, the romance in the heart of the French cannot be forgotten anywhere. Our French flying guy didn't forget to pick up a girl wherever he went, and the opening remark was really "one trick, eat all over the sky". Even in the end, when Huiji ran out of oil, he didn't forget to have a 30-minute romance with that person's girlfriend while someone else went to buy oil for him. Personally, I think the unhurried French guy at this moment should have the most strength to win the championship. If it weren't for his miniature jet, he would have run out of fuel halfway through the flight. . . . However, people obviously didn't care about the ranking, and he continued after reaching the end. . . Pick up a girl to go. . .

"Anything will do" Germany
The Germans are really not the most serious. For the honor of their motherland, they will do anything. After the last German pilot became heroic, the fat officer said to his subordinates, "You come to represent the motherland to compete", "I can't..." "Look at the manual!"
It turns out that the manual is omnipotent! ! ! ! At the last moment, the fat officer actually came on stage with the instruction manual in hand, only to see him laboriously climbing onto the hand-held machine, turning over the first page of the instruction manual, and reciting, "The first step, sit down." . . . And he actually flew there, and landed and turned off according to the instructions. Of course, in the end, the instructions were taken away by the bird, and he crashed too. Success is also a manual, failure is also a manual! In short, the manual is really an artifact!
In addition, the Germans are serious and serious in everything they do, and discipline is above everything else. Whether it is raising the flag, taking off, diving, the Germans have to line up, step forward, and shout slogans. The most annoying thing is that fat commander. Every time he shouts a slogan, he has not forgotten to match the ventriloquist trumpet sound with its own sound effects!

The arrogant soy sauce Italian , the
rich and wealthy Italian master didn't know how many handicrafts he played and destroyed (of course the one that was shot by the French in a duel was purely unlucky, can't blame him), but he was backed by the king. Buy another one when it's over. The Italian master is full of confidence. When he heard that the training was ranked behind France, he turned his head and walked away, "Go, go home! Stop playing! The Italians are either the first or not!
" He couldn't even become a champion, and the Italian didn't even fly to the finish line and landed on someone else's wheel in embarrassment. But people are also happy to retire and love adventure more than family.


Dumb and cute Japanese gentleman
Japanese gentleman is a bit naturally dumb, always outside the situation. The Japanese gentleman, who is a kite maker in his own job, entered the competition with confidence. When he appeared over the field, he shocked everyone. People flew over from Japan. What is everyone better than! As a result, a reporter approached him and asked him, "You must have experienced an extraordinary journey, right?" The gentleman answered earnestly, "Of course, I took the train to Yokohama first, then took the boat to Vladivostok, and took the express train across Siberia. From Moscow to Paris, to Dieppe, then to Folkestone on a cross-sea ferry..." What an honest boy~
As a result, he was framed, and the Japanese king who took off wearing "must win" crashed in an instant. The so-called beginning is called the end. . . . Before Japan-kun left the field, the British did not forget to tease the spirit of a samurai. The Japanese-kun, who was entangled in the kite string and couldn't get out, said to the fireman, "Give me a knife. The fireman hesitated for a while and asked worriedly." "Aren't you going to kill yourself by caesarean section?" I

can't help but mention all kinds of handguns, and the takeoff methods are all kinds of strange. It's normal to manually do it manually. It's okay to pull the car and flap its wings. Why is it still jumping up and down? It's like a grasshopper, and it collapses when it jumps and jumps. . . 囧

As for the landing, it seems that their general principle is that it counts where it flies. No matter whether you have a breakdown or run out of gas, there are vast grasslands, farmland, and roads everywhere you choose, and you can stop at any time. If it's bad, just find a tree and hang it up, the environment is really good at that time. If it really doesn't work, jump into the sewage pool, which is convenient and safe, but it smells a bit.

I won't talk about other happy people from all over the world. In short, if I have time, I will definitely turn out this film and smirk at the computer for two hours.

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Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes quotes

  • Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: [to Orvil] You caused me to crash my flying machine. I therefore intend giving you a jolly good thrashing. Ready?

  • Courtney: You're not going... You're not going to sabotage it, governor?

    Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: I certainly am not. You are.