The big names gathered, and the awesome "Initial D" was officially presented to the world on June 26. On the poster, the blood-red characters read: The original cast of "Infernal Affairs"! I got the original DVD on the evening of July 5th, and spent nine taels of snowflake silver to ruthlessly practice patriotism. For this reason, I have deep respect for the high degree of self-control shown by the practitioners of the D version in our country in this release event. It's been 9 days, and you haven't made a fucking pirated copy yet, put your panties on your head and jump into the sea!
Taking into account the overseas compatriots, foreign students friends, and a large number of idle mistresses, here is a brief introduction to the plot as follows:
The heroic racing driver Huang Qiusheng was taken away by Jay Chou's mother on a stormy night sixteen years ago, and he gave up the choice of racing career. I got a promising job selling tofu. However, Mrs. Huang ran away from home for some reason. Huang SIR worked hard to cultivate Jay Chou with breast milk - the gold medal deliveryman of Fujiwara Tofu Store. It is worth noting that the owner of Fujiwara Tofu Store is Huang SIR, and there are only two members. From this, we can see that in the evil capitalist society, even fathers use their sons as child laborers to squeeze the surplus labor.
Due to the high labor intensity since childhood, Jay Chou's development was delayed. As far as the image in the film is concerned, Jay Chou successfully performed a 16-year-old boy who was in love with a beard at the age of 25. As Jay Chou's debut novel, he successfully blends the melancholy of young Werther with the mental retardation of Rain Man. So in the whole film, it is difficult for us to tell whether he is COOL very SB or SB very COOL. There is reason to believe that in the history of Hong Kong film, for the first time, Mr. Jay Chou has completely blended the two intolerant artistic styles of COOL and SB, creating a new realm of film performance. Only Jay Chou has made a breakthrough in this field since Mr. It is reported that the Hong Kong Film Association intends to name this new acting "Jie Lun Cool Force".
Just as Xiaoxin's best friend can't always wipe his nose clean, Jay Chou's best friend is Du Wenze, a cute and mentally handicapped young man, a very rich SB youth who wants to be a driver but has poor driving skills. And Du's father is Zhong Zhentao, the owner of the gas station. The only reason for Brother A B to appear in this film is to make a comparison for Huang Qiusheng, to illustrate the objective truth that in genetics, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a whore client will punch holes.
Since Jay Chou's second year of junior high school, in order to avoid premature marginal effects and realize the Pareto effect and the great rejuvenation of the Yamato nation, Huang SIR forced Jay Chou to drive up to Akihara Mountain to deliver tofu at four o'clock every day on the grounds of hemorrhoids. Poem Cloud:
Akihara Mountain, Yamahara Autumn! Akihara Mountain, the road is difficult. The tofu box is too heavy, and Jay can go around the world on four wheels! The five corners are amazing, and the racing masters use drift!
With five years of delivery experience, Jay Chou can travel to and from Akihara Mountain within five minutes, and the cup of soy milk in front of him does not spill a drop. He created his own "Inertial Drift" for driving on a curve, and he was the only one in Japan, beating Schumacher. However, he himself never knew this, because he always drove by himself. If driving during the day, he would be caught and detained for fifteen days for not having a driver's license. . . . . . . Japan is really a country with the rule of law!
Learned a kind of unparalleled martial arts, but what's the use if the world doesn't know it? What's more, even if Schumacher took the wrong medicine, it was impossible to go to Akihara Mountain in Japan to compete in the mountain curve race. Therefore, a hero is to master a technique that no one will use, and guard it like a widow. Only one day, another SB has practiced the same useless technique, and everyone can learn from each other to determine the hero's reputation. The so-called hero is lonely, because waiting for SB. Fortunately, Jay Chou didn't wait too long, and a group of SB group portraits stood on Qiuyuan Mountain.
This is typical Japanese logic: if you can run first on the Xiaopo Mountain in the Xiaopo region in Japan, then you are quite close to the world championship. In 1936, the Japanese were forced to invade China in order to train marathon runners on the straight road. Because they can't find such a long track on the country anyway, and there is no way out except to invade other countries. Therefore, SB gathered in Akihara Mountain for a while to compete for the title of Akihara Mountain Bike God.
Shawn Yue and Edison Chen are professional racers who arrived at Mount Akihara in the early days. The two used to high-five at the foot of Mount Fuji. win more. Surprisingly, when Yu Sang and Chen Sang met at the foot of Qiuyuan Mountain, they each won three mountain tops. This turned Akihara Mountain into a decisive battle site.
When Yu Sang hesitated, he was beaten by the tofu boy Jay Chou on the Akihara Mountains for two consecutive victories. While the victorious Jay Chou was still immersed in joy, a classmate, Suzuki Apricot, launched a summer beach offensive against him, mercilessly snatching his first kiss. Happiness came so suddenly, Jay Chou was so excited that his toes cramped. Therefore, he continued to work hard and won the professional broom of the Royal Team in one fell swoop on the mountain road. This caused the dissatisfaction of Chen Xiaochun, the boss of the Royal Team. In the encounter with Zhou, he successfully burned the engine of Zhou's car. To this end, Xiaochun, Jielun, and Guanxi decided to have a decisive battle in Akihara Mountain.
The big battle is on the horizon, so a lighthearted show must be inserted. When Du Wenze took the girls to the hotel "HAPPY" (it is estimated that this will quickly become an Internet buzzword), he happened to see Suzuki Kyo doing the most popular "assistance communication" among Japanese female students. Classmate Du told Classmate Zhou of the devastating news, and Classmate Zhou was divided and solidified.
Huang SIR shot! He modified the car, taught his son a few tricks, and drifted away. The Battle of Akihara Mountains has begun! Jay Chou won the competition and became the new Akihara Mountain Bike God, going out of Japan and rushing to the world. At the end of the film, Suzuki Xing, who got off the Mercedes-Benz car, was surprised to see Jay Chou standing at the door waiting for him, and a love was gone. And Jay Chou, after recognizing the profound philosophy of life that a woman is a disaster, is determined to forget his first love and become a great racing driver.
After watching the video, I was lost in thought. Personally, I tend to change Jay Chou's character to someone like Rain Man, so that his mother's running away from home will have a reasonable explanation, and at the same time mythology of his driving skills. And Lingmu Xing may be better to deal with directly as an AV girl, and the final departure is more cruel to illustrate the social reality that disabled people also have love needs. In this way, a direct benefit is that Jay Chou's acting skills can be brought into play, and he can perform in his true colors without having to act so hard ---- people with famous eyes will know at a glance that he is the most rubbish in it, no matter how angry his fans are , rubbish is rubbish.
What puzzles me is the love in it, I really can't think of any reason other than to explain the misfortune. But in the end, I finally understood that some of the screenwriters are people from the Tianya community! Questions like "What if my girlfriend is not a virgin?" or "Is it possible to find a supportive social girl to be my wife?" Therefore, I judge that "Initial D" is an ethical film directed by netizens, and the core content is: whether or not to accept an aid social girl as a girlfriend. This is a serious sociological proposition that deserves serious consideration for each of us.
Overall Rating: ★★
Plot Rating: ★☆
Stunt Rating: ★★☆
Recommendation Reason: Want to see short-legged Japanese MM? I didn't expect you to be a support girl! Doha ruffian movie!
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