More time-travel than domestic films

Lexie 2022-09-18 22:10:32

Although the first few mummy series are also quite time-travel, but at least they are not so bad that ordinary audiences can't watch them. For example, in Mummy 1 and 2, Tutankhamun's wife was turned into Seiji I, a steel sword more than one meter long appeared in 1200 BC, the order of making mummies was wrong, and scarabs were turned into carnivorous monsters , the Hittite machete held by the soldiers behind the Scorpion King; the gunpowder from 5,000 years ago in Scorpion King 1; the steel sword of Qin State in The Mummy 3, the resurrection spell recited by witches in English, and the fireworks with the power of cruise missiles ; Even the A-movie-like plot in Scorpion King 2, the messed-in Greek mythology and the voyage insurance from 5,000 years ago didn't make me bleed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
But what is the situation of "Shoe King 3" you TM? Do you never fail to speak? Why take money at both ends? . . . . . . . . . . . Personality issues will not be discussed first, this. . . . . . . . . What happened to the Roman army? Ninja? Was the Germania five thousand years ago founded by the Third Reich? War elephants from the 5th millennium BC? I don't know exactly when those Buddhist temples in Thailand were built, but I'm sure they weren't. . . . . . . . . and many more. . . . . . . . . How did you Scorpion King go all the way to Thailand even if the kingdom was destroyed in that era when the Ministry of Transportation was developed? leftover. . . . . . . . . . Forget it anyway, I don't know how to vomit like this. I can only say that the director's skill is not ordinary. Compared with the Macedonian phalanx of Spring and Autumn, the sofa of the Warring States Period, the Three Character Classic of the Qin Dynasty, and the AK47 of World War II, it is not inferior at all. As for the screenwriter. . . . . . . . It is estimated that any human with screenwriting ability has been killed by the time they saw the live props. The actors should join the crew of "Pirates of the Caribbean" (there seems to be some discord) as soon as possible.

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The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption quotes

  • Tsukai: [as they battle] You fight well, mortal. Perhaps we will take you with us.

    Silda: [indignant] Spend eternity with two mindless brutes and their pet witch? No thank you.

  • Talus: [to Mathayus, about Cobra's army] Let them have me. Let them devour me. I will rise again like a bad idea and you will be crushed!

    Mathayus: You first.