When the two of us were full and decided to do something, we opened the annual legend of the White Snake, trying to spend an hour of laughter and cursing before going to bed.
As it turns out, we were quite wrong.
Of course, at the beginning, we also expected this film to be a bad film from the perspective of ordinary people, and we also tried not to be surprised by Huang Shengyi and her acting skills that were as bad as her lace news and character, and also tried not to be surprised by the shoddy stunts in this film. Yes, we speculated that the screenwriter must have come to Heihe Suzhen and Xu Xian with the heart of a dark villain. I clearly and vaguely saw the friendly performance of the whole drama and the deep resentment of the production team. I used to think that was all. It's a show that makes a fool of yourself!
but!
As the story progressed, I deeply felt that I was obviously not mentally strong enough! My brain power is not enough because I am a normal person!
The core of this drama is actually an educational blockbuster wrapped in a garb of monsters and fantasy! All are generously sacrificing themselves for this purpose! This film uses a huge amount of money to explain a blunt truth very vividly in simple language: my
mother has said since I was a child that foreign language is very important!
but!
Have we never heard of it? !
When you grow up, the consequences are very serious!
Fahai said, your man is possessed by all kinds of demons, and we are saving him, so don't disturb him at this important moment!
Sister Huang said sadly and indignantly, why don't you let us be together? ! I want to see my man!
Fahai said, he threw the fairy grass to save you, and we are saving his life!
Sister Asa said, why not let my brother-in-law and my sister be together!
Fahai said, md, don't be impulsive!
Inhumans are angry! Why is the love of Laozi not love! I want to flood Jinshan Temple with water!
Is this a normal conversation? ! This is simply a chicken-and-duck talk!
That!
Why does this kind of chicken-and-duck talk about the status quo happen?
Recalling my English class at the beginning of middle school, I understand! It turns out that demons are not only born of demons, they also speak demons! Yaoyan, it is an esoteric language! Ancient Chinese! It is also an esoteric language! Practice for a thousand years! Don't forget to practice your foreign language! The so-called one day without practice, a hundred days backward! A thousand years without practice! Love is dead! Oh, it doesn't rhyme at all... Then you can't understand what I'm saying, and I can't understand what you're saying. I don't care about the subject, I haven't practiced my spoken English well, do you know the conversation? Listen to what others have to say! I want you to come to me! Listening to the wrong keynote is a good way to deduct points! !
Sister Huang, you are talking about this, I am Fahai and my adrenaline is soaring, so I started fighting... So I shied a lot of people, my man was not saved, my brain was injured, and my memory was lost. . . In fact, it was Sister Huang who was injured when you slammed the door vigorously!
After the last two gods made a big deal, Fa Hai suddenly realized! Stop killing! (Uncle Fahai, you really don't want to be confused) Sister Huang and Uncle Xu suddenly turned on Grandma Qiongyao's upper body, and Oerkang was in tears! This year's drama is completed in the style of lines and a shocking Divine Comedy!
Sister Huang, whose scores in foreign language listening and reading comprehension were not high enough, lost the opportunity to become a first-class citizen of an advanced country and stayed at the bottom of Leifeng Pagoda as a foreign worker.
And more importantly!
As Uncle Fahai, an aborigines in a developed country, language will not hinder his status as a senior veteran and a first-line demon slayer monk. He still flutters in white in the sunset...
Only by learning foreign languages can he be a citizen of the advanced world.
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