"White Snake Laughing Biography" 15 tricks, the tricks will hit your urine spot! Must not miss:
1. Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden in red! The Snow Maiden in the red dress who dances the sword! Are you sure she's not a red boy?
2. The appearance of the two white and green snakes, where are the snakes twisting and twisting, completely squeezed out by two tubes of toothpaste, one is white toothpaste and the other is green toothpaste. oh! No fashion, color strip toothpaste is popular now!
3. When the Saint Cloth MM was in its original form, it had Adam's apple, abdominal muscles, horse face, beard, and cockfighting. Please biologists tell me what kind of snake this is? !
4. How many prostheses were implanted in Lin Feng's fake face? Round is not round, cone is not cone, dare to feel that Xu Xian is a plastic surgeon who did experiments on himself and did not become a talent!
5. When the little rabbit, the little mouse, and the little turtle came out, the level of special effects, the magic blockbuster turned into a Disney family carnival in an instant, the rabbit was so cute, it made me think I was sitting in front of the TV watching "Blue Cat 3000 Questions", He Laoshi, where are you? Especially in the later stage where the scenes are so heavy and the mice who are still biting in the play are actually children's voices, in a gloomy and bleak atmosphere, the discord makes people want to die immediately!
6. The relationship between Nima Saint Cloth MM and fake face Xu Xian is even steeper than the Himalayas! Spread a sigh of true anger, and then you have me and I have you, and then just dream of a stalker every day? Is "fax" a euphemism for "making love" in magic movies? Saint Cloth MM is a sex addict, right? Delusional one shot will set life for life, one infatuated love will do it for a thousand years, the lingering people in the water will be exhausted, and the bottom of the Leifeng Pagoda will be futile!
7. Susu? Susu? The fake face Xu Xian's voice made me think he was shouting "Uncle" throughout the film, why did Nima let me in! Since there is "Qingqing", why is there no "Haihai"?
8. Qingqing is a Popeye, and his specialty is that he can push the boat forward at the speed of light and tease handsome guys; Fahai has a monster collecting habit, and his hobby is to collect all kinds of monsters and put them in his small secret room Leifeng Pagoda!
9. The fox spirit is transformed into a human form. The appearance and clothing, Nima all come from the small county towns in the urban-rural fringe, no wonder they all come from Haihai in the international metropolis of Hangzhou.
10. Xiancao is a flying octopus that is not afraid of fire! Can Uzumaki Naruto's Shadow Clone Technique!
11. The scene in Jinshan is a fake version of the tsunami shot of "2012"!
12. Fake face Xu Xian promises something different every time. He says one thing when he sees White Snake's parents, another thing when he is about to transform into realgar wine under White Snake, and when he and White Snake part ways outside Leifeng Pagoda It's a new article. May I ask Xu Xian, are you a master student in Chinese language and literature? Nima, can't you stand the rain of the holy clothes MM pear blossoms telling you to "repeat the original words again"?
13. After Fahai pressed the holy garment MM under the tower, the Buddha's light exploded and he said, "I am merciful, I understand", and immediately used a brute force to lift the Leifeng Pagoda like lifting the lid of the pot, and released the holy Clothes MM, Nima pit father, didn't everyone see there is a door there. Afterwards, the MM and the fake face Xu Xiantao talked for a long time and sang a song for half a day. When they turned around, Nima Fahai was waiting for the Leifeng Pagoda just lifted. Nima, are you tired? , don't you know to put it down and wait for them to finish talking nonsense before starting it?
14. If you have a degree in "literary and art", Susu, Xianxian, Haihai, congratulations, you are all postdoctoral fellows!
15. The most exciting scene: When the film progressed to the scene of "Susu crushes Leifeng Pagoda, Xu Xian is determined to sweep the floor", two audience members suddenly came in in front of us, and then they found their seats, sat down, and watched for five minutes. After that, the video is over! They quickly asked the aunt next to them, "Isn't this just the beginning?" Thank you Yangzi, Chen Xiaodong, Shengyi MM and all the monsters and monsters, you have indeed successfully subverted the original work, and you can make everyone watching it without distinction!
Thanks to the great Yangzi for bringing us "The Legend of the White Snake Laughing" on the great National Day; poor great Jet Li, I know what you want to express, but I don't know how many people can read the deep meaning!
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