Face or nut? Is this a choice? Kevin's sad reminder father looked down and resolutely avoided the pain in the egg and chose a swollen face, but Heather's fake Lala gym teacher chose for him with a half-height kick Painful, Kevin immediately fell on the ground excitedly...
Suddenly he had a great imagination for this sentence, many things could not be considered, because the result of the consideration was useless.
In the fifth grade of elementary school, I won the only "government award" in my life when I was almost three years old. If it counts, the first prize in the fifth grade group of the district children's composition competition. It’s red, and it’s also outside of school. When Guanghuiye arrives in junior high school, there are still people thinking about it, “It’s that kid who won a prize for writing a poem, and the teacher forced us to learn like him, what to learn, chanting poetry, wherever we sit, the chair is always wet You're the only one who wets the bed..."
But who knows how terrified I was from the day I was awarded the award to before I entered junior high school... Because this poem was borrowed by me and then copied. It was split, reorganized and listed on the market. When I was sent to the competition after the primary election in the school, the head teacher's Chinese teacher stood up and warned me: The education bureau leader learned that there is a student in our school who can write poetry, and the standard Zang Kejia plus Xu Zhimo model is also very good. I'm very excited, I'm curious about how such talents are cultivated, so recently I have to let her hold an experience exchange meeting in the district... I listened in a fog, and she suddenly focused her eyes and smiled. : Did you copy this poem? I can tell you that the judges above are all talented people. There are people behind the so-called talented people. No, there are still talented people. If you copied it, say it earlier. , this is related to your Xiaoshengchu file and my professional title...
I don't know if I was scared or something, but I insisted that this article was my original creation, and the teacher suddenly became kind and earnestly paid attention to "my" poems. After struggling for a long time, after changing a few punctuation marks, he happily signed his name on the column of the instructor...
My comment on the first prize work is very straightforward: this work is calm and mature beyond children of the same age, the text is clean and bright and imaginative... I succeeded in the invention, but what I got in material is secondary, except for the broken certificate and that The prize bag that broke after using it for a week, there is nothing, the spiritual enjoyment is very kawaii, but it seems to bring more benefits to some people and some groups, the head teacher will soon be promoted to school language The deputy head of the teaching and research group, the school has also won the name of the teaching point in the district... The
source of my nervousness and excitement for a period of time was that at the award ceremony, I saw a certain sign on the jury's seat, but there was no one behind the sign, that sign The owner of the book is a codeword for children's literature, and my poems are borrowed from one of his magazine works... If
you have to admit your mistakes with face, or wait until the eggs hurt, I choose the latter, but Fortunately, no one gave me half-height kicks to educate me on this matter until junior high school.
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From this, I began to believe in one thing. For example, you often praise a certain flower in the flower group. After a long time, you will find that she is really more beautiful than other flowers. My composition started from winning the fifth grade competition , seems to be used by the teacher as a model essay, and the dog's tail grass is also praised like a flower, and slowly the grass is really getting less and less
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Back to the movie, I like this kind of warm theme, I like it It’s still relatively cold. I’ve never been as harsh as PM2.5 on this kind of subject matter. Even a little bit touched me in 90 minutes. Warm wind, I think the movie is worth watching. After all, I'm a BT, and I didn't pay anyone a cent.
A little evil, Face or nut? What should I do when a beautiful woman asks me? Smile: I choose nipples...
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