"Shit Cone Butt"

Shannon 2022-07-18 19:10:01

This is a joke from my father, very vivid, which can describe both internal urgency and "Patient Zero". "Cone" is the verb here.

With (zhuo, second tone) Urgent! One star for Tucci, one star for "You are our patient zero", no more.

I realized one important thing: reflection! Who is the righteous side and who is the superior side? When killing poultry and livestock, human beings are also bloody and violent. Why are people accustomed to it and indifferent? For the infected, the "bloody and violent massacre" is just as much a means of survival as humans use animals as food. In particular, the male protagonist who thinks he is looking for "patient zero" for all mankind to control the epidemic is himself "patient zero" in the eyes of the infected. These things are laudable, but—

It's all overwhelmed by the plot.

There are many loopholes, and it is difficult to take care of the beginning and the end, so I will not list them. I paid an IQ tax of two yuan and fifty cents to watch this movie, and it turned into a bug hunting party. The worst thing is that those thoughts mentioned before must be rooted in the plot. As the "Patient Zero" and the hero who is looking for "Patient Zero", why does his blood have antibodies, why does he not mutate after being bitten, and why he can communicate with the infected person without mutating... Do you want to tell the audience the answer Coincidence?

Fuck, I'm the most annoying "coincidence". Either it is the impermanent fate of a bolt from the blue, or it is the moral ethics of a piece of chicken feathers. The former is completely unreasonable, and the latter is unclear. Isn't this fooling people? Similar plots in "Patient Zero" are too numerous to mention. I'm not against "coincidence" or against "fate". The key is to handle the plot in this way, can it support the structure and concept of the entire film?

Shit cone butt, too anxious.

In such a hurry, I ran with my legs clasped to my stomach, and by coincidence I had to poke into my crotch. Open endings, ethical and moral judgments, reflections that reflect human nature, and all of these, items that were originally powerful and extra points in zombie films suddenly softened, fell down, and strayed along with the plot, and could not be displayed at all. Or, it showed it with that weird smell.

Audiences tend to shake their heads and sigh while pinching their noses.

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Extended Reading

Patient Zero quotes

  • The Professor: [as an Infected] Just because I killed my family doesn't mean I didn't love them.

    The Professor: [to Morgan] You Are Our Patient Zero

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