"Trust the Man" - Coulda? woulda? Shoulda?

Megane 2022-07-12 17:58:37

Why trust men?

First, because men save money.

In the morning when you are about to be late, you take several feet of documents and ask him to use his own car for you. He is not willing, because he has to move the car from one place to another at regular intervals, otherwise he will have to pay the parking fee. Or when the wind blows and snows and you're freezing to death, dragging you across a few major roads because that's the only free parking spot nearby. I am afraid that marrying such a man will not spend any more money!

Second, because men are romantic.

Before you get angry and want to kick him out of the house, he has the foresight to run around the city panting in the cold winter, just to buy a bunch of carnations that are about to wither and the store is jumping off the building to please you. That's called heart! What are the hundreds of roses in the novel? They are all delivered by flower shops, which is comparable to the love of personal selection? And back to the first one, save money! Fortunately, this man has not dared to use "all for our future", otherwise our heroine would have been crying.

Third, because men love family.

He would rather give up a high-paying career and stay at home to buy food, cook and take care of the children, but also let you work hard in a cruel society to gain wisdom and knowledge. As the saying goes, don’t do to others what you would like to do to yourself. Of course, the fulfilling things like making money are left to you to do, and the difficult things like going to the supermarket and playing with children are of course shouldered by men. With such an excellent man behind it, it is difficult for a woman to fail!

Fourth, because men are considerate.

He knows you're tired, so he doesn't want to disturb your sleep time by DIYing, going to porn sites, or even fucking other kids. How can those low-level animal lust be compared to your pure love? Remember, it's just sex, not love! I have only a physical relationship with her, and you are my soulmate for life! This time, not only love will last forever, but even the body will remain youthful forever, brand new as if it had never been "used".

Fifth, because men are mature.

Only mature people dare to admit mistakes and correct themselves, and only mature people can believe that others will maturely forgive and accept them again. I am the father of the child, you are the mother of the child, my gentle and noble wife, the little mistakes I made were just something I couldn't think of for a while, now I figured it out, I can't live without you, how can you be so tolerant Have the heart to abandon me again? Besides, how can you be so great without my stupidity?

In the end, even if men do not have the above advantages, they will still create more excellent myths. And even if she occasionally makes a little mistake, a woman will still forgive him, tolerate him, and accept him. In any case, women will eventually trust men. So it's better to trust the man from the beginning!

"Believe me and be happy!"

nova 2006.12.22

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Trust the Man quotes

  • Tobey: What kind of porn are you looking at?

    Tom: Good old fashioned man-woman woman-horse stuff.

    Tobey: Oh, you're a purist.

  • [first lines]

    David: I need help!

    Tom: I'll go.