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Last night I watched a movie about how to make girls in a nightclub .
I didn't learn how to tease my sister, but it was so hilarious that I couldn't sleep all night. This little sister with dark eyes is full of brains, calling me crazy with the maximum decibel in her ears:
"Dad!! Swallow me raw!!!
That’s right, the little fairy Elle Fanning , who usually doesn’t eat fireworks , was transformed into the above in this movie↑
Nicole Kidman is even more exaggerated:
This look should pay tribute to the look of David Bowie in the 1986 film "Magic Labyrinth".
emmmm...
Then the hi movie of this title party is -
"Secrets of Party Hit Up"
How to Talk to Girls at Parties
What made the two goddesses "wrong"?
The director of this film and the author of the original novel are not normal people.
Novel author Neil Gaiman , who wrote fantasy novels, and then he won all World Fantasy Awards, Hugo Awards, Nebula Awards, and Orbit Awards. The horror master Stephen King praised him sincerely: he is one "A treasure house full of stories."
His novel style is weird and weird, which can probably be described by the name of one of his books- "High Energy Warning" .
Director John Cameron Mitchell has a two-dimensional face, and is really the prototype of Victor in "Yuri on Ice".
Looked animation, shot the film very rock and roll -
Self-directed and self-acted "Rock and Roll Barbie", dressed himself as a "monster", yes this is really the director himself;
The second movie "Sex Bus", you know how rude it is by just hearing the name.
In short, the style is very "demon".
Okay, what kind of party is this gathering these abnormal characters ?
How hi is it?
The party is a punk party
Girl is an alien girl
The story takes place in London in 1977 .
1977 was a very magical year, and some big changes were taking place all over the world.
James Earl Carter became the President of the United States; the movie "Star Wars 4: A New Hope" was released; Elvis died; China resumed the college entrance examination...
For Britain, this happens to be a very happy era .
In 1977, the British sex pistol band composed a British national anthem and the song "God Save the Queen", which compared the queen to a fascist regime, which promoted the wave of punk throughout Europe. Countless young people were inspired by it and wore strange costumes and shouted. The slogan "There is no future" in the song.
Our protagonist is the most inconspicuous of the three punk boys from the funeral family. The name is Enn .
He is obsessed with punk and draws punk comics. The first thing he does when he gets up every day is to turn on the record player and play with The Damned music.
Like most of the plain-looking and introverted male protagonists in European and American youth rebellious movies, Enn is still a virgin, thinking about how to get a girl at a party .
Late at night, the punk boys came to the punk bar with the most local hot girls. Enn trembled and struck up a red-haired girl, but only received a fake smile from the girl and the ridicule of the whole bar.
The punk boys are not reconciled and want to have an "After Party" .
It's easy to hit ghosts at night. The boys really lost their way. Unconsciously, they came to the front of a big house with colorful monster lights.
Push the door, this is walking into the set of "Open Eyes", right?
It was even more eye-opening than "Broad Eyes Ring".
The little brothers and sisters on the side, all wrapped themselves in colorful plastic sleeves, doing difficult yoga moves;
Embarrassed with a weird dance that has never been seen before;
The most handsome of the punk boys, with his superb strike-up skills, immediately picked up an orange-red young lady.
I found a little black house, and the young lady gave her life generously. At the crucial moment, something strange happened——
Where did this third hand come from?
The handsome boy opened his eyes and found that there was another man "grown" behind the young lady, who was staring at him with interest...this is the most weird 3P scene of the year.
Little handsome guy, OUT!
Unexpectedly, Enn, who was least able to tease her sister, finally got her sister.
She is still a fairy-like sister, this world-weary face, this one piece of light yellow skirt, high class.
My sister is very cool, she saw the sneaky Enn, and opened the scene straightforwardly: I'm Zan.
Enn is very incapable of answering, silly cue himself: I am a fan of punk, can you introduce yourself?
At the beginning of this wave of hot girls, I will ask you whether you are embarrassed or not ?
Zan was fascinated by the word punk: What is punk?
Then cut off his skirt easily.
Enn excitedly pointed at the cut skirt: This is punk!
The curious girl Zan was instantly attracted and decided to elope with him to get to know what punk is. (Slightly spoiler tips below)
What is punk
what is love
In fact, this room is full of aliens , who have come to the earth to experience life.
And this alien girl named Zan has only 48 hours to live , because according to their custom, she will be eaten by the elders in the family after 48 hours .
Enn takes Zan to his "secret base", which is filled with punk comics he created. The protagonist of the comics is called "Virysboy" (Virysboy) ——
He spreads himself everywhere, infects other people, refuses to follow blindly, and resists fascism.
For this statement, Zan's understanding is very interesting:
So the solution to blind obedience is forced fertilization and cloning?
The communication between the alien girl and the earth boy is equivalent to talking with a duck, but every misplaced line is said to be the truth.
Even if he didn't understand Enn's theory, Zan was still moved.
The behavior of Zan from the stars can be said to be very weird. He just met him and desperately licked him, touched him, hugged him...
Let the boy touch her creak;
With the eyes of scientific research, observe the boy...
Even if she doesn't understand the girl's behavior, the boy still thinks her cute.
48 hours of love is simple, that is, boys keep breaking the "alien rules" followed by girls, and girls keep refreshing boys' perception of the world.
So what is punk?
Their "48-hour punk experience course" includes picking tomatoes for eating beside abandoned sewer pipes;
Smash the French fries burger in the "no littering" place;
The alien girl tried to kiss for the first time, but she vomited-because it was the first time she tried to drink.
Punk looks weird, but it's actually incredibly simple, that is, "breaking the rules . "
Just like the climax of the movie, the alien girl was recreated by the punk godmother, wearing heavy makeup and ragged clothes, standing on stage mocking, spitting, and singing the history of their ethnic group:
They feed us like babies
Until eating time
They tore our flesh and blood apart
They swallow us alive
Like a giant devouring a god
They strip us alive
Like punk annexing modern
Swallow me alive! Mommy! Mommy!
Strip me alive! Daddy! Daddy!
This paragraph is recommended to match the music experience.
The second half of the movie is like a cocktail of weird punk mixed with love and sweetness. Drinking a few more sips makes you crazy.
Okay, I know the truth
So how do you strike up a girl at the party?
So much nonsense, in fact, there are still some secrets to strike up a conversation.
Moreover, it is very dry.
For example, at the beginning, the little handsome guy teased the orange lady sister:
But this set only deceived an unbearable 3P experience...
In fact, looking back at Enn’s entire process of accosting Zan——
The opening of the awkward chat, talking about things that the girl can't understand... are all examples of "talking up" wrong!
However, he still picked up the girl and asked her to give him a baby monkey.
why?
At the end of the film, the little fat guy asked the handsome boy and Enn, how on earth did you make a girl?
The little handsome guy said:
Enn said:
Translate again in human language, that is--
"Flirting" is useless, you have to use your heart and be yourself to truly reap love.
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