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Abnormal is the new normal.
Family is family, love is love.
Seeing a woman's lower body is like seeing a man with a tarantula.
Why don't you go back to the last century with your old thoughts?
The old lady said that comrades are people who like smoked sausages.
Surrogate mothers always have some problems, so choose them carefully.
Some women are mothers because of lack of money.
2
The ones that should come will come, don't worry.
This whole city is very dirty and should be wrapped in a condom.
They met at the gay bar, met, and finally got together.
Don't be afraid to be yourself.
Salvation confession: You have gone, you also took away my heart, without heart, I can't survive.
This pair of comrades had a big house and succeeded in their struggle.
3
A little girl wearing a baby skirt as a bra.
Is the CNN anchor dressed very revealing?
"Lying Equality and Seeing".
Do you comrades drink too?
Ordered a delicious Chinese meal.
4
Black friends.
5
Long sparse battle array.
The old woman satirized the infertile woman's uterus like a thorn bush.
If there is a peeing contest, I will beat you.
The old dogma claimed that female doctors could not touch her private parts, nor could she herself.
Then she knew that this tingling + dizziness was an orgasm.
He hit the key with great weapon accuracy.
The food you cooked is so delicious, it tastes the same when you spit it out.
A lot of laughter and witty words, not bad.
6
Would you give me a fake marriage?
Raise a child with the right person.
I want to spend every day of my life with you, this life and this life forever, with or without children.
I am willing to marry you, no matter how plump or distressed.
Love is like a tide, you can't stop it.
Children can also hold fake weddings.
The dress decorated with fallen leaves is very beautiful.
Granny: I really don't want to see all this, I feel blood dripping from my eyes.
Shania likes to read manuals.
Everyone thinks I am weird, but I have very few friends. Later I met him. He liked everything about me. It was him who made me feel that I should be the truest self. When I am with him, I don't feel weird at all, because all I can feel is full of love.
When you meet the person who knows you, the person who understands you most, you just want to be with him and ignore the rumors of the world.
This is really a nice event, there is not a lamb chop left, I ate them all.
Open the door bravely the next time love comes.
I am not ready to release my sorrow.
——Dreams will change.
——Just never stop dreaming.
Home is a promise forever.
It turned out that Brian was the offense and the doctor was the victim.
Shou Xianggong proposes: Can you marry me?
7
The godfather and godmother are used to give children spiritual guidance.
Artificial respiration for guinea pigs.
The little girl Shania buried the dead guinea pig and gave her testimony.
Death is part of life, but when we are alive, we have a responsibility to love and help each other and do more good deeds. Because that's all we can do.
Grasp the present, because we can only grasp the present.
In the church, women can be altar boys. The godfather said that things can be changed if someone is willing to persist in fighting for it.
Funny priest.
8
The first 11 times I saw you, I wanted to strangle you.
Everyone is immersed in social networking and neglected to communicate with people around them. This is indeed a problem.
Toilet heater.
It’s really not easy to stay away from a high-tech life.
9
Bad Halloween experience.
Rocky played herself and her parents alone, uh.
Bonsai party.
Grandma said to the little life who was about to be born: I'm sorry that you will be born in such a hellish world, but we all have to believe that this is out of God's will.
Tofu is like the old face of an actress. You can squeeze it into almost any shape, but no one can see it.
You let the level of Thanksgiving drop down again and again.
They took out the almost broken private parts.
Parents: We are all bad, but this is how we created you.
Hang out with the people you like on Halloween, and leave it to relatives on Christmas.
10
Cher, Cher, very popular.
Xiao Gong likes sports, and likes men's activities.
Reasonable but unreasonable.
School rules can’t use derogatory terms?
Don't think you will do a bad job, be brave enough to try.
11
Baby guardrail, corner cushion of the table.
——It seems that we can't reach an agreement. ——I agree with this point.
Kissing through the air, uh.
Why do so many left-wing party members have so much dandruff?
Fetal color Doppler ultrasound is so ugly, why do European and American parents like it so much?
12
There are three children in the end, because many beautiful things are three.
Social queen, how do girls learn to be mean?
She eats paste and booger without a partner. Next year, she will retake the fourth grade for the third time.
You are the prince on my street, the lunatic on the bed.
Be good at appreciating yourself and respecting the differences of others.
13
No one is perfect, we also make mistakes when it comes to bringing children, but it doesn't matter, we have a partner and face it together.
14
This episode is very exciting, telling comrades how to strengthen their sense of self-identity.
Teach children to be strong, tolerant and caring. Don't care about other people's perspectives, don't use old opinions to judge whether a person is gay or straight.
15
Buy human milk online.
Even if you don't breastfeed your children, you can't do it as a comrade, but you can do it with love, and a bottle will do.
The dad's vest can simulate a woman breastfeeding a baby.
16
Practice raising children.
When the "child" is ill, the parents go crazy before the doctor takes the medicine.
The crazy parrot said, "Shoot in and fill me up."
"This is just a weird thing that happened randomly."
Father: Without suffering, happiness and happiness lose their meaning. Whether you like it or not, disasters and loss teach us to cherish everything that life has given us.
Actor Brian: What if God takes away the one I love?
Father: Think about the people God arranged in your life. It is God who sent them to help you through these difficult times. The pain you feel now, although deep, will always be replaced by happy moments, such as the arrival of your child. Happiness and pain are like sunshine and drizzle.
When you fall in love, you have to accept the risk of losing Ta one day, but while lamenting the things that have passed away, we have to cherish the beautiful memories when we are with them.
Love can uplift one's heart, or it can hurt one's heart.
This episode is also very educational.
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Baby welcome party. A welcome party organized by adults before the baby is born.
Is this frigid to the base? Or there is no heating at home? They always wear clothes on the bed.
I do charity work every week, under the name of medical insurance.
By giving, I got the whole world.
Unmarried Rocky adopted a little girl.
18
Halloween is Christmas for gays.
Halloween is suitable for watching ghost films "Terror", "Exorcist", and "27 to Marry".
"He is a barrier between me and happiness."
Carved pumpkin for Halloween.
5% of men have a pseudonymous temperament.
Tom Ford, the sexiest gay in the world.
Ian, the man with glasses, and his son are both dressed up as flower fairies, eh.
Halloween is to give everyone a chance to dress up as they want.
Ian, the pseudo-mother's father, finally understands that he can ask his son to dress up as a man, but he can't change his inner appearance, so accept it.
Shania's father became a father when she was fifteen years old.
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The video of the completely expanded birth canal shocked Brian.
Prospective foreign parents have the habit of watching the video of giving birth in advance.
Husbands and wives should be frank and opposite, although frankness is not easy sometimes.
The crowd watched the process of giving birth to women.
The baby's shoulders are stuck in the pelvis, so press the pelvis with your hands.
Maternity: I know my child is a female, but it’s okay, as long as it doesn’t look like my sister.
If you close your eyes to escape, you will not only hit the wall, but also miss the beautiful things.
When you face your fear, you can see the future.
20
West Hollywood's bear.
This is Los Angeles. You can't believe any man who gives you gifts worth more than $20 unless he is your man, or you are related by blood, employer, or pimp.
Association of Anonymous People with Love Addiction and Sex Addiction, a mutual aid group.
Boy Scouts oppose the public participation of comrades?
Arthropods are not insects.
Just two man, in love, sharing a life.
I spit out turbid air in my chest.
A straight man said he wanted to be gay because he had more sex and he didn't need to listen to so much nagging.
How to set a difficult password? Your favorite literary character plus the age at which you lost your virginity.
You are a perfect miracle.
The world is changing, this is an indisputable fact.
twenty one
——Are you sure you are all gay?
——If not, then the facts we did last night are too weird.
If you decide to live together, don't be upset by trivial things.
Don't be too nervous about naming children, as the time comes, the name will come out naturally.
twenty two
A wonderful episode, worth collecting.
Gay couples hold weddings in their own homes.
I want to take a bath with two bear men.
She couldn't walk for two full days after her wedding, eh.
Quiet little boy.
We should embrace the future, not the past. Since he is not suitable for you, you have lived together before and will not be happy, so don't repeat this process. Let's find the next one.
Although you are in love, your personalities are inappropriate.
Beach wedding.
The priest is so handsome.
Non-traditional wedding.
A wedding is a promise to be by your side forever for the rest of your life.
The song "beautiful boy" is pretty good.
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