The film "Su Qi'er" tells the story of how Su Can, an outstanding demobilized soldier in the Qing Dynasty, became a beggar step by step. The plot is ups and downs and fascinating.
Comrade Su Can, as an excellent special forces soldier of our army, with his excellent business knowledge, he has gradually stepped into a leadership position, and he has never avoided suspicion.
After completing a thrilling special task of rescuing his kidnapped boss, he was indifferent to fame and fortune, retired bravely, resigned from his post, handed over to his brother-in-law, applied for demobilization, and returned to his hometown to become an ordinary transferred cadre, concentrating on technology.
Unfortunately, Su Can's eldest brother-in-law, Yuan Baye, was infected during the follow-up research on state-secret biochemical weapons and turned into a Terminator-like biochemical man, specializing in creating dead people.
Yuan Ba Ye lost his personal consciousness and ran to Su Can's house, killing Su Can's stupidity in seconds, and ended the work of many extras.
In the end, Su Can was completely smashed by Yuan Baye, who was wearing a silver saint, and threw it into the Yellow River to feed the fish. Su Can's wife couldn't stand it, so she jumped down to feed the fish. The rest of their unfortunate son, who can't swim, follows the perverted uncle.
After Su Can and his wife fell into the water, they flew down 3,000 feet, and the willows were dark and flowers brightened in another village. The couple drifted to an unknown impoverished county and were rescued by a kind-hearted village doctor, Sister Yu. In order to treat Su Can's brain injury, the barefoot doctor Sister Yu boldly chose to use a plan similar to Uncle Yang's electric shock treatment. The severe power outage in the countryside caused the treatment to fail. Coupled with Yuan Ba Ye's virus infection, Su Can suffered from severe schizophrenia.
Because of listening to stuttering singer's CDs for a long time when he was young, Su Can would have severe hallucinations every day and meet his idol Jay Chou. Jay Chou not only does not sing for him, but also fights with him every day.
After Su Can's wife Yuan Ying experienced a series of changes, she put down her body and went to work in a winery to take care of Su Can, but at the same time she suffered from severe frigidity, which caused Su Can to be unable to peel her for a long time. Instead, she destroyed trees and peeled them every day. Skin. After Ms. Yu discovered Su Can's schizophrenia, she conducted speech therapy through Yuan Ying and urged Su Can to give up her pursuit of Jay Chou. In the end, in a hallucination, Su Can successfully blasted Jay Chou, completely got rid of the torture of schizophrenia, and entered the stage of delusional mental disorder.
After Su Can woke up, it was logical, of course, to seek revenge and revenge.
He found his brother-in-law, Yuan Baye, for a confrontation. Because he had missed his wife too much for a long time, he delusionally thought that Yuan Baye was Yuan Ying, and frantically stripped Baye's coat, underwear and other clothes. The last silver cloak led to the complete scrapping of the biological and chemical weapon Yuan Baye. At the same time, his drake voice wife was buried alive in advance by his brother.
Su Can successfully KO's brother-in-law, punishing evil and promoting good, moral sublimation, the story should end here. Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhou Xun went to the studio to collect lunch and money and go home.
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The story should end here, but the director is still not satisfied with it. He thinks he should do something, so he makes a revenge story. The audience will definitely say that my vision is too low, and at the same time The second half of Su Can's life was wasted, so he continued the dog's butt, and continued to talk.
After taking revenge, Su Can, a mentally ill person without social security, took his son with a black hukou to become a beggar, hiding in Tibet, and meeting Jay Chou again while begging. Based on Jay Chou's hip-hop (this guy still knows this) and the eighth set of radio gymnastics, combined with the symptoms of schizophrenia, Su Can pioneered the first set of breakdance suitable for mental patients - drunk boxing.
At this time, the foreigners who like to bully Chinese people when they have nothing to do finally, finally, finally appeared in time. The tall and big foreigners desperately ravaged the less than 160cm Chinese who were sent to the door in the fighting arena, took away the bonus after the fight, and laughed at the Chinese.
On the side of the fighting ring, Su Can's former subordinate, today's leader Ma Qiaoer, ah, no, Ma, Ma Qingfeng appeared, and he deeply realized that the Chinese can no longer be bullied like this. In order to maintain the dignity of the Chinese people, he, he resolutely, sent the mentally ill Su Can to be cannon fodder.
After Su Can entered the fighting arena, foreign fighters as strong as bears fought to the death. In the face of Su Can, the foreigner shamelessly resorted to a three-hit one, injecting stimulants, using a knife, etc. to deal with a mental patient who was defenseless and had no fingernails. After Su Can practiced drunken boxing, his nervous system was completely destroyed and he couldn't feel any pain. No matter how much foreigners tossed him, he would stand up just fine. (This is a bit like the art in Naruto - Inazaki). In the end, the foreigner completely collapsed and said, you Chinese are really awesome. After the
story ended , Su Qier continued to be a beggar, and Ma Qingfeng, his grandson, did not take care of the social security! To sum up , uh, sorry for doing too much math. . . . . As an outstanding representative of demobilized soldiers and mentally ill patients, Su Can, despite the extremely imperfect national legal system and social security medical care, can still strive for self-improvement and break out into a new world of his own. This film once again strongly proves that in such a miraculous country as ours, even the mentally ill have a good sense and motivation to maintain the dignity of the country. At the same time, this film warns those young people who are in physical development, for the sake of your physical and mental health in the future, please moderately listen to the CD of the stuttering singer, so as not to add unnecessary burdens to our psychiatric treatment system in the future.
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