deep breath and start complaining. My complaining soul is restless... At
the beginning of the opening, we (me and SX) never thought that we would encounter such a bad movie. We were late for a stroll and hurried back to the theater to fly to our own ( good) so as not to cause trouble to others. The opening is still relatively fine, it is a small ink animation - although the opening of "The Little Soldier" I watched before is also such an animation (and also has ink), but now ink is a fashion, as long as it is done well, watch it a little more. Eyes hurt...and then the drama begins.
I don't want to go into detail about how many B's the details of each B are, let's talk about how much B's this film is from the general direction...
First of all, the most unbearable point is that the plot is extremely B. This kind of behavior that directly destroys the value of the film and wastes resources and treats the audience as an idiot is extremely heinous. This movie has a story, but it's a very bad story. What is the story of this film: 1. Su Can (Zhao Wenzhuo) led a small team of elite troops into a certain cottage to rescue a certain Baylor (a traitorous face), and then gave the saber to Ma Qingfeng (the person heard the A group of female audience members whispered, "Yeah, it's Guo XX acting~"...I'm sorry, I really don't know you...is the surname Guo? Anyway, this person acts like the Red Army...Wherever he goes, the people are good Son!), give the reward to the righteous brother Yuan Lie (...sorry I don't know your name...) go home and study martial arts; Yuan Lie, who was transformed into five poisonous evil works, returned like a skeleton, and killed Dad Su (the result was also a trick...) to avenge his father and destroy the Su family and take away his sister (Su's wife, Zhou Xun... ah Ah, Zhou Xun with deep tattoos on her face!!! Who among you gave her a close-up shot?! Behead!!!) Yuan Ying and Yuan Ying and Su Can's son Feng'er (could it be called Su Feng =_=) lead Su Can Going to the Yellow River (SX said: This water is too fake, the Yellow River is not so big now), severely damaged it and "released it" (this word is used well =w=) and threw it into the Yellow River, and Xiaoying jumped into it. In the river, Yuan Lie was in grief, and regarded Feng'er as his only relative. The two who were swept away by the water survived, but luckily they didn't die and hung on the same driftwood (disgusted by the audience). As a strong woman, Xiaoying dragged Su Can, who was seriously injured + poisoned + comatose, to the shore and flattened the ground. Climbing up a steep rock wall (now think about it: what are you doing there?), when Su Can is about to fall off a cliff (?), she is rescued by a highly skilled herbalist, Sister Yu (Michelle Yeoh). Sister Yu healed Su Can from poison and asked Xiaoying to help him make wine. Su Can woke up and thanked Sister Yu, and found that his right hand was broken and he couldn't even hold a rice bowl (sorry, I'm going to complain again... The one with chopsticks in your right hand, you hold the bowl in your right hand! Of course, holding the bowl in your right hand can only Bury your face and eat it!!! Although I know you are emphasizing that "you don't even have the strength to hold a bowl", we really have to say that your right hand is really not used to "hold a bowl"!!!), so I gave up on myself and went crazy all day. Drunk, Xiaoying still has hope for her despite her helplessness. Xiang Feng'er has grown up here (but it's just a big child... ), Yuan Lie was afraid that he would leave him and put him in shackles. The unfree Feng’er could only miss his parents by painting his mother and singing the children’s songs taught by his mother (this Oedipus’ doll only paints his mother and not his father) ( Then Yuan Lie was practicing evil and was secretly seen by the doll, and Yuan Lie hugged the doll and said, "You are my only relative." I forgot where I should insert this loving part...). Su Can and Xiaoying miss their son. With Xiaoying's encouragement and support, Can finally recovers and begins to practice martial arts again. One day, he hears a strange howl in the woods. The second time he heard this strange howl, Su Can followed him and found a black and a white two highly skilled people, one was the "White Bearded Weng" in black, and the other was the "Martial God" in white and white hair. Here, please allow me to laugh for a while... This Martial God is played by Jay Chou... I'm sorry I really have to laugh... This is the most recommended laugh point in the whole play... When I play here, the theater There are only two voices in it, one is laughing (the audience is hilarious), and the other is saying "disgusting", I heard the near SX and a certain man behind me saying "Jay Chou is so disgusting"...I I'm laughing wildly, so I can only say this sentence in my heart... I still have two contradictory impulses of laughter and "don't think about it again! Evil-"... Back... Su Can and Wushen are in "Wan Wan" Buddha Cliff" (I'm sorry I have to complain again... This Wanfoya really sucks! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'm afraid that people don't know how bad China's special effects are! ! ! MD is indignant when he thinks about it! ! ! The keyboard is cracking! ! ! It sucks! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It is very, very, very unbearable! ! ! ! ! It doesn't say that the effect of making a stone is like cement, and it doesn't say that its background is horribly lacking - there are no surrounding green trees, no sky, only that lump of gray cement, most TNND can't stand it. The only thing is that you can't even fit the characters into the background of this lump of cement! ! Anyway, you are also a movie, how can the special effects do not even the worst TV series? ? ! ! ! You made that lump of cement very unreal, a martial arts game, and very lacking in details. It doesn’t matter. We can say that this scene is Su Can’s schizophrenic brain world. Can't fit together well? ? ? The characters are like clip art pasted on the background, too obvious borders, too much sense of violation! ! ! You want to embody the illusion, right? Okay, you can add a little light and misty effect to the characters. We can also say that the overall effect is called psychedelic world Datong and everything is OK, but what does it mean that your background and characters are completely separated? ? Don't tell me that special effects are hard to do. You don't know how hard it is. Yes, I don't know how to do special effects at all. I believe that 3D is very hard and difficult to do, but if you want to do it, you must do it well. Don't do it! What is a thankless thing like this called, it is called insincere! Sorry audience! ! ! To wipe you is a waste of resources, time and ticket money of the audience, a waste of the advanced equipment of the theater, and a waste of the hard work of the theater staff! ! ! ! ! What is it? Don't do porcelain work without diamonds. If you honestly say that you can't do 3D special effects well, we won't do this. We will do the plot and fight scenes seriously. At any rate, we have to be worthy of the audience. OK. Look at your sincerity. We have no money and we will praise you. We will also praise you. But you come up with a nondescript. What does it mean to be a scumbag that is lower than the third level? ? You are cheating! You deceived the general audience into your trust by giving you the box office! ! You just ripped off the dignity of the audience and stepped on shit! ! ! ! ! ! ! ) Competition, I was beaten to death, but I am glad to meet a strong opponent to improve my martial arts (so I can come back calmly and write the plot calmly after scolding me...I worship myself.. . ). Su Can goes to practice martial arts every day, and comes back to accompany his wife to miss his son and imagine the future, but one day Sister Yu gave Su Can a pulse and told Xiao Ying some unfortunate news that Su Can had gone crazy. Xiaoying, who didn't want to believe it, finally followed Su Can to the place where he practiced, and was horrified (Actually, I had a question before, why the first reaction of the wife of a schizophrenic when she found out that her husband was schizophrenic was "horrified"? ?Although we are majoring in psychology now, we have never understood this simple question very well, hope to solve it) I found that there is no such thing as Wanfoya Baibeard Weng Wushen, only Su Can is drinking like crazy and slamming around and beating himself up. Various wounds are created on the body. Sad Xiaoying told Su Can, who went home, the fact that he had gone crazy. Su Can didn't want to believe it, he still competed with the Martial God, and realized that he was enough to compete with the Martial God. In the end, he broke through his illusion, no longer needed all this fantasy, and went home confidently. When he got home, he found that Xiaoying was disheartened by him and went down the mountain alone to save his son. Xiaoying went back to the Su Mansion, which had been occupied by Yuan Lie, to find her son (P, she was the one who went back as a hostage to seek death... 囧ran's screenwriter!), the mother and son were wet (because they were crying, but it was raining outside. After reuniting for a while, Su Can went into the city (Xiaoying knew that Su Can had entered the city when she was moved and regretted, "I'm sorry, I was wrong", I really didn't have the strength to complain.. .I really, really want to strangle that white-eyed screenwriter!), Yuan Lie used his perverted nature to say that he would reunite his family when he died (that's how he knew that he was going to die, screenwriter, you kind of let him bury his sister with this excuse Don't let him say that I won't lose or I won't die. Do you have any confidence in this pervert? What kind of person are you trying to create? What are you thinking about in your head), order The subordinate dragged Xiaoying to bury and then directly silenced the buried subordinate. Then Su Can came in to kill the Tie brothers and sisters first (...I will endure...I want to leave a section to spit you out...), and then fight against the boss of this level, Yuan Lie, for 300 years. Round, his idiot son who is more than a woman's mother is going to drill where he is in danger, opening his eyes until his eyeballs are about to fall out to watch them fight (occasionally screaming once or two, then the camera cuts to tell us that he is here ...sorry I still want to rant... What do you mean by putting this baby here? When we are going to watch a fight, what do you mean by giving a scene of an irrelevant shaking little sheep? He doesn't participate in the fight and is not a hostage in the fight. It's no use arranging him to do P here. You told him to call him once or twice to mislead the audience by saying that this place is very thrilling to make everyone nervous No one will answer. What the hell are you doing by letting this sheep out? I can't understand your intention at all, you unfathomable master! ), and then Su Can tore off Yuan Lie's "Wujin Soft Armor" (this is the bloodiest and most disgusting part of the whole play. I think the word "pull" is a very soft and bloodless usage.. . It should be said that it is more painful to use such as tearing... Although we did not suck in the air or make a "huh..." sound like everyone present - we have always been very calm, and we also complained. Very calm - but we clearly sent out [evil-] in our hearts... So I said you don't think about what it means to put a disgusting scene in a martial arts scene... So I said why there are people watching this film There are so many women who are still making a fuss. As long as they fight a little bit harder or die a few people, they will gasp... How can you bear such a poor tolerance, why are you so surprised, so delicate, such a woman would Is there a man who cares?), after Yuan Lie was beaten to death, this son came out and cried out not to kill his uncle baabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa From this, I know that this son must be a black-bellied gentleman... You can see that he was shaking and making no sound when his uncle was still alive. After his uncle was beaten to death and finally died, he came out and cried, and he was still crying. It's not that my uncle died, but that my mother was buried by my uncle. If my uncle dies, I can't save my mother! 囧 was thrown to the ground!) Then the three people who were killed before were buried under the subordinates (your corpses have not been cleared yet?) Among them One of them murmured with his last breath: "The woods..." (I don't need to complain here, you all recognize how vulgar) So the father and son ran into the woods in the rainstorm to find Xiaoying (sorry for this bracket comparison) Many, because we maintain a high frequency of ranting every minute... "The woods", this thing is called "the woods" here... Such a small tree surrounds a piece of yellow land, so easy to find. ??) and found a corner of the iron box exposed in the mud (sorry for another parenthesis... When I saw this, I was very excited to point at the screen and say to SX, "It's not good to do things, no wonder it was destroyed!!!" If you bury someone, you dare to only bury half of them and expose half of them! If we did things like this, your master would have opened you up long ago! ), and then dig dig dig... Xiaoying listened to the voice of the father and son struggling to dig soil to save himself in the box, gratified... ah wrong, I regretfully swallowed my last breath... Finally digging Su Can, who gave up his wife, was in grief in the rain... (The focus is on the digging scene: the scene of digging the soil is slow-moving, which means: audience friends, look at this man trying to save his wife! Do you feel moved? Do you dare to move? Don't you dare not to be moved, you can move me! - I - rub - moved a P, such a vulgar plot! Similarly, when Zhao Wenzhuo was crying with Zhou Xun, who was finally dug up, we also shared ——Did——also——not——moved——moved!!! And the scene of Zhou Xun dying...however you look at it, it's all "gratifying"...I'm glad that the father and son finally came to me? I'm still glad to myself The role as a "living person" is finally over, and he is out of the bitter sea, La Ulla!?); 3. Su Can, who lost his wife, started a decadent life of drunkenness, and finally turned into a smelly beggar (this is the film of this film The second of the three points of tribute to "Su Qi'er" - I really can't admit that this film was made of "Su Qi'er", I can only say that these three points in this bad film are a tribute to the genuine "Su Qi'er". Son" tribute - first, the protagonist used the name "Su Can", which is the most obvious tribute; second, "Su Can" here - about 3/4 of the whole film - turned into a beggar, barely Respect the role of "Su Qi'er"; thirdly, in the subsequent "Zhao Wenzhuo VS Jay Chou Fighting Dance" scene, mixed in a series of hip-hop movements such as hand-turning Thomas full rotation, there are one or two crooked It's more like a drunken fist move... no, it's just three...) The son strictly follows the old mother's teaching that "the flesh is not separated" (sorry, I'm here again... Zhou Xun was dragged and buried at that time. Before the blue veins screamed to Mianyang Boy with a hoarse voice, "Flesh and blood are inseparable, do you know!", so we said to her "I don't know!" It's just a chaotic sentence with no depth and clarity. You tell a child that such a profound child knows a P! When the baby is forced to shout "know" in a hurry, you will also give Zhou Xun a slow-moving smile... Not vulgar!), never betrayed my father (Ah meow...our thoughts are rushing towards a bright road of father and son... In other words, this baby looks like a girl, it should be a sufferer =w=...). Then the sequence is a bit messed up... It was Ma Qingfeng, who was the head coach of the militia group at the time (the Red Army who showed his face in Story 1 and also took Su Can's knife. At this time, it is not only the action and expression like The Red Army, even dressed up fully in "Lin Hai Xue Yuan"!) First met Su's father and son and went to the broken house (the broken house has a P! Except for a piece of snow leaking on the roof, this house is very big and has a very tight door and there are many things inside! There is no beggar at all. !) once again witnessed the deep love between father and son (that sentence "flesh and blood are not separated" that made me vomit blood to the point of being unable to...you, Nezha, the separation of flesh and blood, but also parents, you make a lotus body!), or Zhao Wenzhuo to Yan Ni first I met Jay Chou in the "Lin Hai Xue Yuan" costume (schizophrenic hallucination) and then the two of them danced (really hip-hop! The audience was very entertained, and I have always regretted not seeing my favorite head turn- - But this wish was fulfilled at a certain interval between Zhao Wenzhuo's confrontation with a foreign wrestling group... It really is a downright hip-hop performance... Tucao: Drunken, you are drunk, you are drunk, you are drunk, you are drunk You are drunk, you are drunk, you are drunk, you are drunk...), anyway, Su Can got up again after that. Ma Qingfeng was dissatisfied with the foreigner wrestling team killing the lives of Chinese martial artists in the name of wrestling, so he signed up to fight the foreigner wrestling team, and Su Can and his son watched the fight (during which Uncle Ma brought the spirit of the Red Army into full play to the point that I really don't want to describe it... ). Ma Qingfeng was beaten to death - Su Can was stealing foreign wine - Feng'er pounced on Ma Qingfeng and begged Ma Qingfeng to stop beating, so the claws of the fat pig of the foreign wrestling team stretched out... Hearing his son's cry for help (there are many Love!) Su Can bravely debuts! Then they swept the foreign wrestling team (interjection: this foreign wrestling team...is a group of white pigs in Cos KOF! Really! Cos with European and American spirit - no matter what body is in love - Cos!)... This scene is a A stinky beggar fights a litter of white fat pigs... In order to show how despicable foreigners are, the screenwriter has set the following methods: 2V1, 3V1, the weapon (knife), the tiger under the stage (Su Can sent a white pig to feed the tiger, Then I heard a gasp from behind again...the middle of the fourth row was really good...there was only one or two spectators in front, so all the noise was coming from behind...), the loss of pain and bravery Stimulants... Then in the tragic ending where you hurt me and everyone hurt, the foreign wrestling team was wiped out, and Su Can also fell to the ground because he was beaten too much... The little sheep started his mournful mourning... Su Can I met my dear wife in a haze... Your wife's soul will always be with you (the spirit behind you...)...and then! He is up! Su Can stood up! Chinese stand up! Miracle is getting closer and closer to us! (Omit a paragraph in the middle of greeting a commentator's scolding at the Winter Olympics... It's boring to release it after too long...)... Back... Then I don't want to say Ending... scolding After so long... scolding so late... I have no strength...
The above is the plot... Although it was broken by my brackets, but if you really want to read it together, you will find that these are three boring and unconnected stories! After watching the movie, SX walked on the street and said to me indignantly: "This film uses 4/5 of the length to talk about how Su Can saves his son, why should we see how you save your son? We want to see the national hero Su Why does Qi'er want to listen to you talk about how you can save your son? What a low idea!" I'm sorry, we haven't thought about such a profound question as "idea", but! The story is really fragmented! Especially when we go home in the evening and see the text of the video promotion on the Internet, we sneer at it when we look at it! martial arts? I'm sorry, the title of the film is "Su Qi'er", but it didn't even play a few drunken fists. Really began to say that drunken fists are already the second half of the film, and they even used hip-hop to make up for it! Hit you asshole! hero? I'm sorry, the time for this hero to be a hero is too short, right? ! 1/3 of the time is battling schizophrenia, 1/3 of the time is revenge fighting the White Skull - both of which are selfish. In the remaining 1/3 of the time, only 1/2 is used to promote the righteousness of the nation and create a national hero, and the other 1/2 is spent on Yan Ni's bluffing, dancing with Jay Chou, and the little snowflakes that are deeply affectionate between father and son! Shit you big bear! Special effects or something can't be called a selling point at all. After scolding it again, we don't want to get excited a second time. It is commendable that the audience unanimously believed that the knives and swords used in the film were fake - how can they be so bright and bright, what do you think they are! ! !
And then abide by the agreement to give the Tie brothers and sisters a special section to complain: Although if Yuan Lie hadn't mentioned their names, we wouldn't have recognized them at all, but the two are too clear--I don't understand what they are doing here. Well used! Their existence is inexplicable! Chilling joke! In the "five years later" at the beginning of the film, when Yuan Lie went to the mountains and the countryside, the pioneer sister Tie's (brother ignored...) had a sullen look on her face, which made us think that she was an important character throughout the whole film. Although she was ugly, But it is fierce and vicious enough. Looking at the men in Yuan Lie's camp, the only female general is sure to sit on the throne of Mrs. Boss. Yuan Lie sent her to stab Su Can while killing Dad Su. reflect her status. However, she was directly beaten to the ground by Su Can... The disparity in strength level instantly broke her first lady dream... Followed by the sympathetic brother Tie (Speaking of the idea, we really feel that this film The idea is a bit biased: all the brothers and sisters are as ambiguous as lovers - the Tie brothers and sisters are the same, so are the Yuan brothers and sisters. Yuan Lie is like an aggrieved little lover who was abandoned by Yuan Ying! It is exaggerated that Yuan Lie is not only in love with his younger sister but also a pedophile. Look at him holding his little nephew with a fragile face... This film is too biased and too heavy! It is not tolerated by Chinese ethics and morals!) It is also a tortured life. After that, it's time for Su Can to go down the mountain to find his wife and son. The guy who hasn't grown up is still thrown out as cannon fodder, and he'll be killed on a knife in a few strokes - this, this is too much... You should be Is it Tony Leung and Maggie Cheung? You are siblings! Brother and sister! Therefore, these two have no name, no distinction, no face, no skin (I really can't see the face clearly...), and they are the most mysterious character group in the whole play - what is the screenwriter's intention?
Simply put, it's crap. It's so bad, please respect yourselves and respect the money in your pockets, don't watch it. I have been planted, but I hope I can use my tragic experience to tell the world and save the people!
Finally, I have to say very solemnly: Old man Yuan, I am really disappointed with you. Do you know what it means to feel dead? After watching your film, my heart for Chinese martial arts films died.
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