Never seen such an embarrassing movie

Florida 2022-11-15 20:33:10

It can't be worse, it's embarrassing to see people, just like this year's Spring Festival Gala, people can't complain, and they are full of grooves. Is the heroine interpreting that the mermaid just learned to speak? So the tongue is not straight and can only jump the lines? Zhang Yuqi and Luo Zhixiang didn't try too hard, they thought they were acting as a show, and the audience was overwhelmed. Why did they want to kill Deng Chao? Just because of his poor acting skills? Deng Chao is simply Zhou Xingxing's marionette. He is not as funny as Zhou's back then, so this double-reed performance was poorly reviewed. . . However, Deng Chao is slightly better than the leading actors!
Let's talk about the story, I just don't know what to say. Originally, the theme was good, but the plot was too weak. I don't know if I missed it or what. Why did Zhang Yuqi suddenly have to hook up with Deng Chao? Didn't she pay for it? Wouldn't it be over to make money together? As for wearing a low-cut dress every day to seduce a nouveau riche? And why didn't Deng Chao obey? Isn't the character design just a lot of fun? How can you hold back a sexy stunner like Zhang Yuqi? And that mermaid lady, she was called an idiot when she appeared on the stage, and she pretended to be idiot without dignity, so she left a deep impression on Deng Daqian, so she didn't marry? Director, have you forgotten that Deng Chao is a well-informed real estate tycoon and not a second pillar in the countryside. No matter how beautiful the village girl is, he can't fall into his eyes, right? None of the three protagonists' emotional lines make sense.
The plot of the story was driven by these three unintelligible emotional lines. As a result, Deng Chao was really righteous. He knew the history of blood and tears of the mermaid family, and immediately asked to turn off the sonar. Thinking about it with his head, others would not agree, right? Your old people are so rich, can you quietly transfer them to them? Quietly transported it away, left it on an unoccupied island, and had to tell Zhang Yuqi that they also took 45% of the money, okay? Agreeing to let you shut down is not a big deal?
This film needs to be logical without logic, and it needs acting without acting skills. At most, it is a little sad that the hero of Zhou Xingxing is late, and it can no longer keep up with the pace of the times.

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Extended Reading

The Mermaid quotes

  • Uncle Rich: [speaking to Liu Xuan] Your self-immolation will illuminate us!

  • Mermaid: [Speaking to Shan] Very flat chested. Like they were run over by a steamroller.

    Shan: [soft fake laugh] Thank you.