You are the first person to lie to me.
You made me not trust anyone, including myself.
You ruined my chance to be a good person.
——Please note that the last two words of each sentence here should be pronounced with a gas tone (a method of pronunciation when singing, specifically referring to Lin Yilian's singing "Ha--") and a weeping sound with the tone down.
Wuhuan, I don't need to introduce, everyone knows that it is the character in Chen Kaige's blockbuster "Promise", that is, the handsome young man Nicholas Tse. In this Asian blockbuster, known for its magic and hilarity, all the people don't speak in normal tones. Cecilia Cheung is still normal, and Xiao Xie really has to consider the image of a pervert that Chen Kaige hopes to create. At first, we didn't understand why Xiao Xie must be perverted. When we saw the end, we finally understood.
Sanada Hiroyuki and Zhang Dongjian are foreigners. Although their tones are unnatural, they are also cute. Especially when Jang Dongjian smiled and said, "Follow you, there is meat to eat." Someone changed his name to "I'll go with you if you have meat to eat" on QQ, and it was a girl.
Wuhuan has the highest appearance rate in the whole play, and when it comes out, there must be surprises.
First, it's his appearance. Feather fluffy, red lips, golden hands that can change gestures.
Secondly, as soon as he opens his mouth, it must be a poetic golden sentence of lyrical literary youth, and the effect is comparable to that of Han Dazui.
Third, his facial expressions must not match his lines, and even more irrelevant to the situation. He often cries, laughs, and embarrassed at the same time on his face. In history, only the one in "The Secret Agent 008". A person who rests with Wuxiang's magical power can do it without distinguishing between males and females.
At the beginning, the words were quite epic, "When the world was still young, people and gods lived together."
Then, there was a battlefield full of corpses, and the little girl who seemed to be very survivable was there The dead man broke the cake... Next, Manshen played by Chen Hong appeared, promising a future for the little girl.
Twenty years later, on the palace wall, even when Cecilia Cheung undressed, the soldiers dropped their veils (as if they shouldn't have dropped their veils, there is nothing to look forward to or to see if they did), drooling drools , stunned stunned. By this time, the plots are all moving in the direction of magic and exaggeration (after all, it's called Qingcheng, just look at Qingrencheng).
However, ever since Wuhuan's golden palm made a thumbs-up gesture, Wuhuan, whose face was pale and a little red, began to utter golden sentences on a large scale! Relying on my 16k will inevitably make mistakes and omissions, please Haihan.
1. On the edge of the cliff, he said to Zhang Dongjian, who mistakenly thought that the general Guangming was actually a Kunlun slave, with a saw-like expression on his face between laughing and crying: "What a great imagination! I have always admired you. , you are my idol! With you here, I will always be second-rate." The tone was also clearly stuck between sincerity and dishonesty, with a long tail.
The anecdote story about Kunlun slaves will be told next time, and it is also very exciting. It is included in the cheat sheet of Tang people. It is related to helping people find beautiful women and poor people. Definitely not from Snow Country, but equally powerful and all slaves.
2. When exterminating the Snow Kingdom race, he acted coquettishly with a pity, pain, and a bit contrived expression on his face (be careful to say it in a coquettish tone) and said: "No Snow Kingdom people are willing to be my slaves. Are you? You are a cruel race." I... dizzy.
3. Kneel down in front of the light who is bound and being judged, take the hand as a salute, and then say, "I blame you, you are still my idol."
4. The most classic near the end of the film, even Martin Luther King's famous sentence "I have a dream" all appeared in Wuhuan's mouth, and his eyes looked into the distance as a lookout.
5. With eye drops hanging on his face (I really don't believe it, even if I'm in the play, I can't cry), and said in the tone of a literary youth:
You are the first person to lie to me.
You made me not trust anyone, including myself.
Since then, I have never received and felt love again.
You ruined my chance to be a good person.
——At this time, I finally understood that it turned out that his perverted tone was due to the shadow of childhood. Based on simple psychological basic theoretical basis, he is not perverted.
However, Guangming's next quatrain is even more shocking.
He shed tears—sad tears that God wanted.
Wuhuan raised her teary eyes and raised her head to ask: Why are you crying? (Just like the image of an innocent little girl.)
Guangming: You moved me!
"Why?"
"Because you never give up!" The
upside-down feet swayed in the theater.
The lyrics of an old song can be described as: "He who has never met will not understand."
6. There is also the last breath of Wuhuan, struggling to climb to Cecilia Cheung, raising the knife, ... and then exhausting the last real strength Fei Dao lifted Cecilia Cheung's bondage, "Go and see them, they are dying." This... Sweat!
There are so many golden sentences. You'll know it when you see it.
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