We are going to start the family class, so I can only feel sorry for you, uncle

Winfield 2022-10-01 13:11:07

We just bid farewell to "British Showdown" and marveled that this is Jackie Chan's best action movie in five years. As a result, "Blood of the Machine" brings us back to reality, so don't expect too much from Jackie Chan movies. The Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award is more of a tribute to his hard work than of his acting.

During the filming of the film, he took the time to go to Hollywood to win this award that meant a lot to him. He looked smug, and underneath sat the equally cheerful Stallone. He felt that he could finally be on an equal footing with Stallone, and he was still the light of the Chinese. Unlike Stallone, who has faded out of the film industry, he is still active on the big screen and also produces wholesale.

For example, in "Blood of the Machine", the promotion of the film is still the hard work of the big brother Jackie Chan, who made two hundred films in 40 years. Unlike Stephen Chow, we don't owe my big brother a movie ticket. Since "Police Story 3", we have started to contribute to the box office of Big Brother's movies one after another.

Because of mass production and lack of resources, you missed "Flying Tigers on the Railway" in your busy schedule, and you still have "Kung Fu Yoga". If you missed "Kung Fu Yoga", you still have a chance to watch "British Showdown". I think "British Showdown" is too dull, you still have "Blood of the Machine" to be happy.

Watching a lot of Jackie Chan movies, it is inevitable that there will be no freshness. So we see how happy Jackie Chan is when he doesn't laugh ("British Showdown"). Two months later, Jackie Chan is still responding to you with his new work, and kung fu comedy is his specialty.

Why make a kung fu movie? There's no way, my family class has to start work. Hong Kong movies are not as good as they used to be. Because of the dim box office prospects of kung fu movies, there are not many people willing to invest if there is no big coffee blessing. You see, "Crazy Beast" invited Zhang Jin and Wu Yue to play the lead roles. That's all.

Sammo Hung started to make a wheelchair, Jet Li was seriously ill, Donnie Yen was out of filming, and Wu Jing began to lean on crutches. If the married class does not urge Jackie Chan to film, it is estimated that he will change careers. It is a pity that no one in the married class, including his son, was able to take over the banner, and Jackie Chan could only continue to carry the road to the dark.

Why add comedy? He knows that although "British Showdown" is highly rated, it can't get a high box office. Everyone doesn't want to watch a heartwarming movie on a big holiday. Besides, kung fu comedy is the symbol that distinguishes him from Bruce Lee and Jet Li. This road has to go down.

The plot of "Blood of the Machine" is obvious and has no bright spots. Begin to have a fierce fight, and then Jackie Chan sinks and resigns. For the sake of the daughter or other family members, such as girlfriends, to make a comeback, the sword is not old. Hit, hit at the Sydney Opera House. no? Let's go to another place to continue the appointment.

Highly similar to the "Police Story" series, Jackie Chan himself also played an Interpol in the movie. It can be renamed, "Police Story 2017", and it is also more box-office appeal than "Predecessor 3".

Tired of the audience? Let's do some science fiction. Come to a biochemical warrior, and also copied the Stormtrooper from Star Wars. The propaganda copy can be written like this, Jackie Chan has fought from ancient times to the present, from now to the future, who will be next? waiting for you to challenge.

Forgot about the young audience? Peng Yuyan has no schedule, we invited Luo Zhixiang, the main character of "Extreme Challenge", to form a dragon-pig combination. I'm in charge of the frontline charge, and you're in charge of the backstage command. And Ouyang Nana, isn't it bad for participating in "The Birth of an Actor"? It doesn't matter, there is traffic. Besides, in Jackie Chan movies, no one is too embarrassed. After all, they are looking at the big brother, not the supporting role.

Tired of watching? There is more below. He also made a cameo appearance in "The Worry-relief Grocery Store", under the euphemistic name of trying various roles, no need to fight, just play the old man quietly. Next year there will be "China Travel Notes", and the next year will also have "Battle of the Guardian". He is never absent, I'm afraid you won't get used to it without his domestic protection month.

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Bleeding Steel quotes

  • Andre: We have the same mechanical heart. But I am getting alive by my own cells. Thanks to Dr. James's blood, not only will I get my powers back, but your blood will give me the ability to regenerate. The world's first super bio-warrior.

    Nancy: My blood contains two sets of memories for 13 years. Those painful memories constantly tortured me day by day. You will have three memories once I pass them on to you. And believe me, you will go insane.

    Andre: No. You see this diverter here? It will remove all the impurities in your blood. Never again will I experience any more pain.

  • [last lines]

    Buyer: Price is no problem if you've got for me what you said in the e-mail. Come over to my office in Moscow. We'll talk. I'll send a plane for you.

    Leeson: Hey, man. Thank for openly discussing a price. Although it's a matter of trust. Sorry, I have a dinner date with Jackie Chan. Over.

    Buyer: Fuck!