Diuretic Movie! O sea, you are all water! !

Eleanora 2022-10-17 07:45:39

Yesterday afternoon, I was drinking coffee at a coffee shop near my home and thinking about going to a movie with my friends in the evening. The coffee at that coffee shop is delicious, and the coffee beans from Italy are excellent. In the early autumn afternoon, I read novels, drank coffee, and took a cup.

I rushed to the cinema at 6:40 and happily bought two movie tickets for the director of the documentary. "Ocean" ~ What a poetic name hit! How blue, how wet, how much water! Don't be afraid of side leakage prevention! ! !

Closer to home, the 7:30 show was full, so I had to buy a 9:30 ticket. There are two and a half hours left, what should I do with all this time? Let's eat~ Yes, let's eat. So I went to the nearby Yonghe King to buy a set meal and drank the chrysanthemum Pu'er tea of ​​Yonghe King. But then I felt thirsty again, and then I went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of oolong tea from Nongfu Spring and drank it.

At 9:30, I happily went to the toilet and went to the movies.

Unexpectedly, there were so many people in the theater that it was almost full. My seat was in the center and it was inconvenient to get in and out. I squeezed into the seat and looked back to see that there were quite a few mothers who brought their children to see them. It seems that the audience positioning of this film is indeed quite broad.

The movie started, it was spectacular~ It was all the sea, a lot of fish hula hula swimming, a lot of birds, fluttering down, birds falling like hail, it was very beautiful! Reminds me of that poem ~ the sea! You are all water! Table, you have four legs~~~

For the first half hour, I roamed the blue ocean world to the fullest, watching all kinds of fish. The beautiful underwater world fascinates me, I seem to feel the breath of the ocean, the smell of the sea breeze, the tranquility of the seabed, and more. . . Wet seawater?

Look down, come on! Why is the ground all water? Is this a 4d cinema? I earned 50 yuan to watch 4d! On second thought, no! Don't be someone's child peeing! ! ! ! ! All of a sudden I had a cold war, don't let my wonderful movie-watching experience turn into a nightmare. So I turned back quickly to see who was to blame. Nima, they all hold their children and stare at the screen calmly and don't look at me, don't look at me. . .

So I calmed my heart and hoped that the water under my feet would flow away quickly. Slowly I became quiet again. Roaming in the ocean again.

The man next to him began to tell a story and explained to his girlfriend that this was a horse fish. . That's a horse fish. A woman in the back began to show off to her best friend that she had been here and there. The man in front of Nima actually started telling his female colleagues that he had eaten this one and that one! These are all floating clouds. Am I ready for the audience? I have been in the theater for so many years, and I have experienced the small heart, and the audience of all the best is a cloud, and it can't disturb my mood. But I didn't expect that this time the problem was myself. . .

Just when I pretended to be calm, there was a reaction below. . I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet. I'm also wondering, I've been on it before going to the cinema! Why are you still thinking about it? It's weird, but ignore it. Continue to watch, but slowly it's really not calm.

It was fine at the beginning, basically the demand was not that strong. But over time, the muscles started to tense up, pulling my attention away from the screen. I think if this goes on, it might really be convenient. But you know, the picture is so beautiful that it would be a pity to miss a shot, so I really didn’t want to go, and I couldn’t help it, so I thought: bear with it. It's not too urgent, it's over in about an hour. The result was miscalculated. . . I don't have the exact time of the movie. .

Slap, saying: Barrett tried to get his attention back into the movie, and he did. The blue screen is full of blue, the sea is rushing, the small fish is spitting bubbles, the storm is mixed with the roar of the waves blowing towards the shore and hitting the reefs, and the big whales squeak and pat the waves. . . All this teased his nerves. The heart of the minibus suddenly felt so tormented, so tormented, what happened? Suddenly I feel like I want to go to the toilet more! ! ! Snapped.

I heard the kid next to me clamoring for water, and my mother gave him a Coke. The child took two sips and said, "Mom, look at the little fish blowing bubbles~" "The little fish blowing bubbles, the little fish blowing bubbles." These words echoed in my mind several times. Then the child started blowing into the straw, "gulugulu", "gulugululu", "gulugulululu" sounded very uncomfortable to me. I really want to grab the Coke from the dead child's hand and crush it hard!

But I can't do that, so expect his mom to take care of him. It's not because attention is affected, it's because I really want to go to the toilet! Finally, under the suppression of the eyes of the surrounding audience, the mother said, "Don't make trouble, drink it well." The child was stubborn for a few times, and reluctantly began to smoke Coke. Still unfinished, I began to "taste" the "aftertaste" left by Coke on the bottom of the cup, on the wall of the straw, and in the cavity of the cup.

"Zizzizizi", "squeaky", "chichichichi" It's just that little bit of Coke slag, I don't know how long I smoked it, and I almost broke down at one point. Just when I couldn't help but make him stop, he finally stopped. . call. . . "It's time to watch a movie." I thought, but I was too naive, and the next time was even harder.


Stormy waves, huge curtains. Droplet nectar, flooding thousands of miles. Gurgling water, ice-covered snow-capped mountains. Pinghu is like a mirror, pushing waves like silk. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Boom boom boom, tick tock. Pupululu, hakama hakama chacha. Squeeze, squeak. Chi Chi Chi. . . .

Blue, blue on my face, lit up the theater hall, and seeped into my heart, my muscles, my lower body. . . . In my heart, all the pictures and poetics are combined into one sentence!

O sea, you are all water. O sea, you are all water. O sea, you are all water. . . . .

In the constant imposition of the idea of ​​"the movie is coming to an end", it, finally, ended! I ran to the toilet and completely released my freedom.

After I came out, my friend asked me, "Why are you in such a hurry, what have you been drinking?"

I remembered the drink I drank.

Coffee, diuretic.

Pu'er tea, diuretic.

Chrysanthemum, diuretic.

Oolong tea, diuretic. . . . .

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Oceans quotes

  • Narrator: Human indifference, without a doubt, is the ocean's greatest threat.

  • Narrator: Every breath we take, and every drop we drink, depends on a healthy ocean. Now, their life depends on us.