People are not YY in vain

Kole 2022-12-29 15:28:14

When I saw the results of the Golden Horse Awards, I grinned, and G should also be happy.
His first shot was steady and accurate, but just like the words he wrote, he moved it from elsewhere, and poured his own blood on it. Wow, it looks good. No one can make irresponsible remarks. People are willing to make irresponsible remarks. However, movies are different from novels after all. Words are more private after all. While everyone is cool, they don’t care if you become famous and win awards. However, the screen is only one piece, and there are many masters in line. humble.
When I was watching his "Kung Fu" back then, I secretly cried in my heart, how could I be involved in this kind of puzzle where I can't find a sense of direction and my blood is full of blood. Later, when I saw the chivalry he wrote, the killer he wrote, the fear he wrote, and compared with his dry sketches, I decided to take him as a benchmark for writing stories: write with heart, write hard, and write about my painful youth, write first. hurt yourself.
For a few years, he seemed to have stopped a lot, and he probably finally got the pulse of another generation of green people. It's not surprising, no one can figure out their ways, including themselves. The era when he and I had a lewd dream has passed. No one cares about your sincerity and sincerity, your blood is cold and blood is hot, and the birds threw themselves into the forest.
Suddenly his bearded face that still looked like a male childcare worker regained the top spot on the entertainment charts. He admitted that his youth in his early thirties had grown old, and he moved out of the old work that was once a small and fresh spring heart, and shot the ultimate old boy. nostalgic image. G is still G, even when the whole world is facing the crisis of middle-aged extinction, he can touch the invisible G-spot of a generation with his eyes closed.

He openly brought out an autobiographical story that was almost pure and bloody. There was no wealthy stepfather, no brothers, and no plot of a virgin going to bed. Although he also forced a lot of masturbation and SM scenes, but In the eyes of the younger brothers and sisters, it must be weak. However, looking at G Da, who was triumphantly accepting the interview, a kind of sincere admiration rushed to his head, and a few drops of crystals spewed out from the disaster-stricken nostrils. For many years, I haven't shed bodily fluids for a movie, but this time I made an exception.
I thought about it so much, I also made a video of my unworthy and melancholy story. I also asked the dance teacher C to do an unhealthy dance, and I also smoothed the dark red acne on the face of my crush, But can a little fat man's masturbation process really attract investment?
Now it seems that the answer is yes, and it can still reap the box office.
First of all, G is a smart young guide, at least comparable to Lao Xu. He completely gave up unrealistic wrong paths and shortcuts, told the most responsible stories, and showed them to the most unduly people. If they are beautiful, they will pass, and if they have too many NGs, they will pull old movies. Making a movie is like falling in love. Your love and I wish is the perfect state. The version of the landslide and the earth is left to toss after marriage.
He's also a humble guy, and the proof is that he resisted temptation not to play himself, which is rare. Although everyone will have the idea of ​​​​making their own stories for themselves, but the real implementation of the thickly accented winter melon head on the screen definitely makes people want to reincarnate, of course, except for Mr. Chen, who has the ability to have a national box office.
His stand-in classmate Ke is tall and handsome, simple and not stage fright, and even the awards have to bow his head under the halo of his beautiful boy. This is a good move, because since the story looks familiar, then he may have been as attractive as a boar's feet back then, and not being favored by girls is just to maintain a melancholy sense of loneliness.
The best of course is the heroine, classmate Chen. Classmate Chen was born with a baby face, and he was 28 years old before he became popular. This time, he finally took the rejuvenation pill. It's unkind to imagine that G must have compared her photos with her classmate Shen Jiayi, who has been fleshed out 468,000 times. The standard is that they are of the same age and will never have crow's feet.
No matter what the actual situation is, the YY girls in our youth must be like her, with a face that is as cute as a dripping peach with a ripe but unplucked body. This is neither obscene nor obscene, because at the age of once in a lifetime, even if she lives in a shabby room with simple clothing and food, people are willing to touch their ears like a drum.

In retrospect, the whole youth was indeed spent in YY, but as a peninsula citizen, no islanders were ever open to it. Although I once raised a gun at the teacher in my trouser pocket, and I once abused and abused the girl I liked in my pen, but always. There is no such open-ended incident as mass masturbation. Even in college, they just eat peanuts and comment on acting skills while watching pornographic films, and then go back to the bed afterward.
Think about it again, although the girl you like has existed innocently as the object of sexual fantasy hundreds of times, but it is always pure, without the imagination of swirling bodily fluids and naked flesh. The so-called cloud and rain were just shadows and wet scars at that time, and they didn't need to touch their bodies, and their hearts were like a secret hole chiseled by ants, but there was no way to get rid of them until graduation. It is a feeling that will never be found again in a lifetime. Only in front of the curtain, after a few moments of being hit by the secret scene in the bottom of my heart, will I feel the lonely pleasure of helpless throbbing in my throat again.
People don't waste young people, Ke Teng leaked his memory to the text, to the light and shadow, we are still the age of hungry wolves, but we can't help but feel nostalgic - you see that the actor he was looking for also has the fat man since childhood Hao Shaowen, who became a fat man, isn't it?
YY is more than that, the young man does not die, but unfortunately there will not be a wedding like this movie or "The Graduate" at the end of the real life, which can ruthlessly hollow out the bride's heart. In retrospect, I never seem to hear about their wedding, for a million reasons, but certainly not to hide from me. Even if it is true that the performances on the screen can have time to exist in parallel, and can throw away misunderstandings and indecision, the proposition of love will always be defeated by the sweet YY of young people -
believe me, even if it was led by another With one hand, as long as you are still like this, she will also become the pillow person you don't like.

Borrowing a lyric from that era at the end: "My youth is not old, my love is not old, I will never forget it!"

(So, after watching the movie for a month, if you are lazy and have to express your feelings, the above kind of things will appear... …)

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You Are the Apple of My Eye quotes

  • Principle: Jerking off right in class! I have been a teacher for so many years. Have seen strudents who cheat, get into fights, blackmail or even those who beat up teachers. i have seen all kinds of problematic students, but just no perverts like you!

    Ching-Teng Ko: I didn't even ejaculate.

    Principle: And that's an excuse!

  • Ching-Teng Ko: I'm not interested in boys. I'm not interested in girls either.