Announcer: [shows a Superman logo on a blue background] In 2007, leaping his way onto the silver screen, the greatest hero in American history.
[camera zooms out to show Homer in a Superman shirt and underwear, timidly]
Homer Simpson: the I, Ltd Forgot the What WAS the I Supposed to say!
announcer: Worldwide at The Simpsons Movie Opening July 27, 2007. Only.
Homer Simpson:!! We of Better GET Started Uh OH
Montgomery Burns:. [in background] Excellent
announcer (shows a blue The "Superman" icon on the blue background cloth): In 2007, the greatest hero in American history walked into the big screen his way.
(The camera turns to the shy Homer Simpson, who is wearing a Superman shirt and underwear)
Homer Simpson: I forgot what I should say.
Announcer: "The Simpsons", released on July 27, 2007.
Homer Simpson: Oh! Then we better start!
Montgomery Burns (as background): Wonderful.
[Homer is whipping his dogs]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run!
Homer Simpson: Jump! Jump!
Homer Simpson: Rest! Rest!
Homer Simpson: I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...
[the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream]
(Homer is beating his dog)
Homer Simpson: Run, run!
Homer Simpson: Jump, jump!
Homer Simpson: Sit, sit!
Homer Simpson: I know we all had a hard day, but I'm sure we can leave all difficulties behind, and...
(The dogs start attacking Homer together, Homer screams in pain)
Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.
Ned Flanders: Look there , you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky! Linfield is connected: Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah!
Homer Simpson: Time to save my family! Homer Simpson: Time to save my family
!
Homer Simpson: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Homer Simpson: I want to teach you to laugh at something really interesting!
[a 3-D animated bunny is dancing to the Nutcracker Suite song]
Announcer: In a time where computer animation brings us worlds of unsurpassed beauty, one film dares to be ugly.
[the logo for the Simpsons Movie with Moe in it drops and hits the bunny]
Moe Szyslak: [announcing] The Simpsons Movie...
[a small sign that reads "In 2-D" hits the logo]
Moe Szyslak: ...in 2-D!
[Moe notices that he hit the bunny]
Moe Szyslak: Uh, the bunny's not breathing.
(A 3D rabbit is dancing with the accompaniment of "The Nutcracker Suite")
Clerk: This is an era in which computer animation brings us a beautiful world. There is one The film dared to show the ugly side.
(The "Simpsons" logo fell off with Mo, and it happened to hit the rabbit)
Mo Zaslake (announced): "The Simpsons"...
(A small mark that says "Two-dimensional animation" hits it On the logo of the movie)
Mo Zaslake: ...two-dimensional production!
(Don’t notice that he hit the rabbit)
Mo Zaslake: Uh, this rabbit is not breathing anymore.
Marge Simpson: [to Lisa] You're right, but the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to-
[looks up in surprise]
Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*!
Margie Simpson (to Lisa): You are right, But if he can listen to you, it's the best, because for a man, it means...
(looking up in surprise)
Marge Simpson: How can this pig walk on the ceiling?
(The picture is cut to the point where Homer fixes a pig on the ceiling)
Homer Simpson (in the tone of the theme melody in "Spider-Man"): Spider Pig, Spider Pig. /You do what you do with spider pigs. /Can he play online/swing? /Nothing he "cannot",/because he is a "pig". /Notice! / He is "Spider Pig"!
Homer Simpson: Did I save the day?
Bart Simpson: Actually, you've doomed us all!
Homer Simpson: D'OH!
Homer Simpson: Can I reverse the defeat?
Bart Simpson: In fact, you ruined us all!
Homer Simpson: Oh!
Announcer: Wait a minute, you're just repeating everything I say!
Homer Simpson: I know, it's WEIRD! Announcer: Wait a minute, you're just repeating
what I said!
Homer Simpson: I know, this is abnormal!
Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...
Homer Simpson: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
Ned Flanders: God is telling me to confess to myself...
Homer Simpson : Homosexuality, homosexuality, homosexuality...
Homer Simpson: He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
Homer Simpson: He is no longer a "Spider Pig", he is a "Harry Potter Pig".
President Schwarzenegger: I was elected to *lead*, not to *read*. President Schwarzenegger: I was elected to
"lead", not to "read".
[Lisa IS in at The Woods with A Boy, with Bart IS HER]
Bart Simpson:. [Singing] Lisa has A Boyfriend, the WHO SHE'll Never See Again
[Lisa slugs HIM OUT]
(Lisa with a boy in the woods, Bart is with them)
Bart Simpson (singing): Lisa has a boyfriend and she will never see him again.
(Lisa beats him hard)
Bart Simpson: [crying of embarrassment, seen naked] This is the worst day of my life!
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life SO FAR.
Bart Simpson (because of I was seen naked and crying embarrassingly): This is the worst day of my life!
Homer Simpson: It can only be said to be the worst day of your life so far.
[IS Skateboarding Bart Naked across Town]
Ralph Wiggum: the I Men like now.
(Bart skateboards naked stepping walk through the town)
Ralph Wei Gemu: I like men.
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