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Three common fairy tales
Sadye 2022-08-21 19:08:56
The Danes, who are good at telling romantic fairy tales, told the story of a two-force hero with an aging plot this time in the way of three vulgarities. The wild and unrestrained Nordic back figure combined with passionate magical elements, coupled with basic sentimental and lowly vulgar accessories, from time to time there are spoof plots of "Lord of the Rings", "How to Train Your Dragon", and "Warcraft". Everyone, please take what you think. Hey, that skinny monkey two is an elf, are you really Monkey King? !
Extended Reading
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Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.
Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.
[Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]
Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.
[Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]
Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.
[Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]
Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.
[Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]
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The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.