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My Watch Book: "Sex Movies"
Evie 2022-06-07 23:36:14
This movie has a lot of messy things, and it's huge. What a sex comedy absolutely cannot lack is the beauties and the jokes. Unfortunately, there are almost no beauties in the film. The jokes are made up of small pieces that are not closely related to each other. Although a little innovative, they are not. Not pleased. There are a few passages that are quite interesting, but they are more ridiculous and evil. The audience may be shaking while laughing. Due to the splicing structure adopted, the roles of the hero and heroine are rarely squeezed, and the scene cannot be suppressed at all. It is even more difficult to leave the audience with an impressive plot and fail.
Extended Reading
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Judy: [Hank starts kissing her] Hank, come on.
Hank: What?
Judy: You know I made an abstinence pledge. I promised myself I would wait until I was sure I was with the right guy.
Hank: I thought I was the right guy.
Judy: You might be, I'm just not sure. But I like you a lot.
Blue Bally: [brief pause]
[Pops up from behind the couch]
Blue Bally: Hi sexually frustrated teenager, I'm Blue Bally! And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, your going to wind up with a serious case of blue balls! That's right, your nuts are going to turn blue.
Hank: What do you mean?
Blue Bally: [Sits down on couch] See Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, and only a little bit's dripping out. That's called pre-cum. What you wanna do, is ejaculate, otherwise that backup of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack to the point of making you nauseous.
Hank: So what do I do?
Blue Bally: Well, the way I see it, even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, the least you should be able to get is a hand job.
Hank: Judi, I want you to know that I really do care about you, and I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class.
[She puts her hand on his crotch for a brief moment]
Blue Bally: Uh oh, that's not good.
Hank: What do you mean?
Blue Bally: With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds before full on irreversable blue balls! You better go to the bathroom and jerk off right now.
Hank: Here?
Blue Bally: Yes, go, there's no time to waste!
Hank: [after hank masterbates, he walks in on Judy and Blue Bally having sex] Blue Bally!
Blue Bally: Hope you like sloppy seconds!
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Drunk Girl: The point is, sluts need love too. And a whole lot of dick, am I right?