How to Train Your Dragon + Lord of the Rings

Emmie 2022-06-09 14:06:59

What did you find in the movie? That's right, it's like how the famous dragon trainer, how waste wood grows into a hero among the machos.
The former uses cleverness, is it in this... please tell me about it, rely on fate? ? ?
What else did you find in the movie? That's right, it's some worldviews of the Lord of the Rings, but the elegant elven prince has become a 2B silly elves, and the section in front of the bar, haha ​​really messed up.
Personally, I think the most fun part is the egg pain period, followed by the wizard fan 2, and then the macho. I have to say that this is a spoof movie where you can guess the ending at the beginning but have been silly until the end.

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Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.