The Adventures of Tintin in Denmark-"Ronal the Barbarian"

Jocelyn 2022-06-09 21:56:50

The Adventures of Tintin in Denmark-"Ronal the Barbarian"

Today we will talk about the movie "Ronal the Barbarian".

The title of the film is Ronal Barbaren (2011), alias Barbarian Luo bean sprouts.

Denmark, which is rich in heavy metal music, made an animated film about the yellow storm breaking through the sky this time.

As descendants of the Vikings, the barbarians are a symbol of their pride. "Ronal the Barbarian" is an animated film with a barbarian as the protagonist, but don't be fooled by the title. "Ronal the Barbarian" and "Conan the Barbarian" are not the same type of movie, "The Barbarian" Ronaldo specializes in the next three lanes, and all the jokes are inseparable from the dirty content. After all, barbarians pay attention to liberating nature, reproduction is one of the most primitive nature.

The origin of the barbarians is quite Nordic mythology. Klein, the hero of the barbarian clan, defeated the demon Zal and rescued the mankind, but Klein himself was stabbed in the heart, bleeding for seven days. A hundred people drank his blood, gained Klein's strong power, and the barbarian family was born.

Ronal also belonged to the barbarian family, but he could not drink enough hero blood like the other companions, and would only drink a drop of blood. Apart from Tintin becoming strong, his small body was still weak.

Ronal also won the title of Luo Bean Sprouts. He couldn't look at his shoulders and couldn't lift his hands, and he couldn't complete the daily training of barbarians. It became his daily routine to be mocked and bullied by his companions.

The subtitle team’s translation of Ronal into Luo bean sprouts is really very vivid. The simple name has a god-like shape, and the unlucky image of the protagonist is on the paper.

One day, the admirers of the demon Zal had planned to kill him for a long time and took the barbarians in one fell swoop. On the contrary, Luo bean sprouts were too thin and let go as not a barbarian, and Luo bean sprouts became the hope of the whole village.

Luo Dou Ya embarked on an expedition to save the tribe, surpassing obstacles all the way, until finally winning. The whole story is quite satisfactory.

Don't look at the story of "Ronal the Barbarian" is very common, but the form of expression is extremely unusual.

The first impression of the whole film is the full-screen butt. The barbarians are powerful, but they like to show their breasts, and especially like to show two gluteus maximus. The audience always has the feeling of looking at the ass all day long. The demon Zal is not far behind. Even if they are armed to the teeth, they must expose their upper body highlights and are extremely keen to show two pectoralis major muscles.

Did the gluteus maximus defeat the pectoralis major, or did the pectoralis major defeat the gluteus maximus? Leave it for everyone to finish reading with open mouths.

The super-yellow "Ronal the Barbarian" is not limited to this.

The most interesting section is the adventures of Tintin represented by Luo bean sprouts. Luo bean sprouts used the few invisibility potions to spread all over the body. The number of potions was limited, but Ding Ding could not be applied. In this way, the invisible Luo bean sprouts and his non-invisible Ding Ding began an evil adventure.

Although it's not really going up the knife, the mountain and the fire, but the adventures of Luodou Sprouts and Tintin will definitely make the male audience feel tight.

Ronal met all kinds of companions all the way, and successfully made up a combination.

There are bards, female warriors with shield women, and arrogant elf guides. They use their actual actions to prove that there are three gangs of a hero. If the hero is not arrogant enough, then the companions will make up for it.

Although the film is simple, it has all the necessary elements.

If the audience is used to watching serious feasts, they may wish to change their tastes with some cult-style pornographic animation sketches.

Although it's hard to be elegant, it is indeed a happy code shared by people all over the world. You think that the people in Northern Europe are very cold, it is because you have not seen their yellow and violent side.

The Danish version of The Adventures of Tintin,

Huang Tan is a different kind of barbarian.

Here is the distribution center for hardcore movie fans, welcome to pay attention: Miaokan Film and Television

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Extended Reading

Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.