Although there are so many slots in this movie that I once again become Tucao Di in the movie theater (fortunately, there are no people in the movie theater), but in fact, I have not been very clear about its storyline and logical relationship. On the surface, this is a story about modern brain surgery. It wants to say that if a man with pectoral and abdominal muscles fell from a height of 3 million meters to the ground and broke his head, he would suddenly turn into a softie from a man with hyperactivity disorder. And sweetheart, thus proving the therapeutic effect of brain surgery on mental illness. But interpreting emperors will expound many deep-level theories about this, such as the father-killing theory advocated by Freud, or the theory of "how many roads must a man walk down" advocated by Bob Dylan, or the theory of "how many roads must a man walk down" advocated by my mother. Adopted children are all white-eyed wolves in the end. While watching the movie, I flashed these arguments one by one in my mind, but at the last climax of the movie, the four followers of the male protagonist who had turned into soft sisters fell from the sky. Seeing the thunderous expression of the professor of physics, I suddenly enlightened me. This movie is actually about the collapse of values.
When values are under attack, people usually use "thunder has arrived" to express their unacceptability. In this movie, everyone's values are broken, so it is called "Thor".
Dad wanted two good sons who were domineering to love each other, but they fell in love and killed each other, and Dad’s values collapsed;
Thor wanted the enemy country to taste it, but found that his country only counts his brother and his father. It’s okay for 7 people who can fight. He’s been scolded by my dad when he’s beaten, and he’s thrown on the earth if he’s scolded, and he can’t pull the hammer when he’s thrown on the earth. The younger brother has come to inform his dad that he is dead. , In the midst of depression, my buddies came to inform my dad that he was not dead. Student Thor was messed up in the constant struggle with a stroke, and was finally turned into a softie by thunder.
Loki was mentally fragile, and found that his skin had turned blue, and it collapsed instantly. If you let him star in Avatar, he will definitely become a cup. Speaking of this, I feel that this movie solves the question I had when watching Avatar: If someone cuts Avatar's braids, he will become an ice giant.
The worst is the physicist's uncle, the Three Views that depended on his whole life, were drawn by Thor's children like graffiti, and they all collapsed. The uncle used wine to dissipate his sorrows, and the director had to send four people over to hit his glass heart again.
As for Natalie Portman, her only role in this movie is to drive a car, and hit people with her car, and hit him twice.
The sons of the nouveau riche are all prodigal
Escars. As soon as the panorama came out, I was immediately blinded by the flash. Damn it! Pure nouveau riche, this is! Even the blindfolds are gold! Put on the armor and you think you are a golden saint! Thor's armor seems to have something to do with Seiya! Loki's armor looks like a purple dragon and wood! The black man at the Rainbow Bridge toll booth looks like Aru Diba Taurus from the back! Therefore, Thor and Loki are two rich second generations, pure. But Dad obviously only wanted to pass on the property to his own son, but he and the son he had brought him were imaginary and half-pushing, making people have unrealistic fantasies all the time. When the disillusionment was disillusioned, the two sons fell into the legendary "All I wanted to get since I was young, but now I can’t ask for it. I know that although you are a treasure in my destiny, you only hug your son and don’t take me." In the strange circle of "coming to hug", Thor is more kind, so he becomes A Niu; Loki is darker, so he has been "unwilling to be unhappy is unwilling", and finally the two lose out together.
The end result was that Dad was fainted by a heart attack by two unscrupulous children, and was awakened by two unscrupulous children. Nima had saved five million years before he built the Rainbow Bridge. Unlucky child smashed with two hammers, there is nothing wrong with it! There are still three million years of loans, there is nothing left! The central bank has also kept raising interest rates. It also announced that "the second bridge must be covered with 100% of the full amount" otherwise even if the illegal construction is demolished by the urban management, there will be nothing! If you want to borrow money, you can only write the name of your son, but which son is Nima! One for this virtue and one for that virtue! Not a reliable son! Can this son point to the retirement age!
The historical lesson of the Great God Odin tells us: To establish a prince, we must be as early as possible.
Finally, the Yarudiba values of the toll office of the bridge also collapsed. He stood at the broken bridge with a big face: Nima. Bridge. there is none left. I. unemployed.
So the sequel was titled: "Thor: The Story of My Sledgehammer Repaying the Loan". The third part is titled "Jane, I have been away from you for sixty years, I hope I can recognize your children".
PS. When the cheerful round face Xiaozhengtai with honey hair and the melancholy long face Xiaozhengtai with black hair held the hand of Odin from left to right, Odin told them: "You both have arrogance. But when there is only one person who can be the bachelor, how I hope that the black-haired melancholy long-faced Xiao Zhengtai gently said to the honey-haired round-faced Xiao Zhengtai, "I am the emperor, you are the deputy emperor, no, no , It doesn’t matter the other way around", I admit that I crossed. Someone, splash me with red wine in Valhalla.
And, this movie should actually be called "Jumping Thor's Line Blocked Rainbow Bridge"-ah, I crossed again.
Finally, Thor's Hammer is called "Baa", so cute!
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