IT Death Squad

There are many student assistants in the IT department of Sanlu University, but the turnover rate is very high. After working for a period of time, I went crazy, and everything happened. So we often have to recruit new people. Lu Meinong designed a recruitment interview form to examine new recruits from all aspects of knowledge, skills, attitude, background, experience, and time. Lu Meinong had also worked in a management consulting company anyway, which is a piece of cake. Of course, the situation at the time of recruitment is not surprising. The following is a recruitment clip. Which movie scene does this look like?

1)
Lu Menong: Come in, concise, name, age, IT experience?

Student A: Donathan, born in 1982, has been a student for 15 years and has worked with your boss three times. My degree is a Bachelor of Arts!

Lu Menong: Welcome! How is your university life?

Student A: I'm not satisfied, open an online shop to sell school compassionate.

Lu Menong: Are you married?

Student A: Yes.

Lu Menong: Does my wife know you are here?

Student A: I don't know, I know I must be punished to wash the dishes for a lifetime.

Lu Menong said: Talents are hired.

2)
Lu Menong: Why are you here?

Student B: I am good at programming, I like it.

Lu Menong: Programmers are generally very slow, do you sting your head like a hedgehog?

Student B: I am not a hedgehog. I have a nickname called Eagle.

Lu Menong: Oh, Raptor, hired.


3)
Student C: Age, 25, experience, everything. What about the financial situation? I am penniless and still owe student loans. I don’t even have money for a haircut.

Lu Menong: Did you come when you received the email?

Student C: Yes, I came right away.

Lu Minong: Are there any problems in cooperating with teachers in various faculties?

Student C: This is no problem, just don't go to the management department. The building there is newly built and it is too clean to dare to shit.

Lu Meinong frowned: This is not good. We don’t speak swear words here, such as hell, heck, shit, but shoot.

Student C: No problem, sir, I mean, “I’m not clean. Dare to shoot (shoot)". Sir, I'm ready, I'm very hungry.

Lu Menong: Hired.

Student C: Great. I'm so lucky. Can you give me 20 dollars in advance? I want to get a haircut?

Lu Minong: Can you eat so much?

Student C: Hey, that female hairdresser counts money by length.

4)
Student D: My name is Geoge, I am 22 years old, I have been in the IT industry for 3 years, and I have an advanced certificate in Microsoft Network Management. I also like boxing. I won the heavyweight boxing championship at YMCA for six consecutive years.

Lu Meinong was taken aback. If such a powerful person is more strict in his work in the future, he will not be beaten to death by the boxing champion alive, so he said: Talents like you may be more needed by my boss.

Lu Meinong recommended the talent to the boss. He thought that there was a disagreement, and the boxing champion might beat the boss to death.

However, this murderous trick failed, and the boss appointed the boxing champion as the head of the customer service department. After a few "services", the customers have learned so much and they dare not complain anymore. The boss was honored to be the "Outstanding Supervisor of the Year" that year because of the "complaint rate dropped by 80%".

Those customers who were scared off by the customer service department all came to Lu Menong for help, and Lu Menong had to continue to look for people. In view of the length, the details will not be repeated, please listen to the recording:

http://61.55.138.212/ peiyin/shengku/xinshang/quanyinpin/yee.mp3

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