"Thor": Please give the Chinese movie a hammer

Destin 2021-10-13 13:05:59

Twenty days ago, a movie called "Warring States" smashed my view of history; ten days ago, a movie called "Guan Yunchang" collapsed my idol. Today, a movie called "Thor" finally rescued me who was caught by the domestic blockbuster Rayde. The plot is old-fashioned, the actors don’t have acting skills, but there are dazzling 3D visual effects, there are timely jokes, there is an intellectual beauty Portman, there is a beautiful hunk Chris, the ticket price of 45 yuan for two hours, got it It's the joy of heaven and earth.

Director Kenneth Branagh, who was born in Shakespeare's plays, played several court plays in the God Realm, which shows his accomplishment in classical plays. But in the end he didn't let "Thor" get the commotion of a literary film. Instead, he used jokes from time to time to prop up a simple story, acting as if he was born with "popcorn." In the plot, the screenwriter did a subtraction: in the original comic, Thor is possessed by the disabled doctor Black, and there is a long awakening process; the movie simply allows Thor to go down to earth, thus avoiding the routines of civilian heroes such as Superman. .

However, Chinese commercial movies are more and more like addition, simple love and hatred, must torture history, lash out humanity, and play SM with the audience's relaxed nerves. More and more fascinated by subverting the classics, it seems that Guan Yu is not entangled, the director is entangled; Sun Bin is not stupid, the director is stupid; if you don’t discuss human nature, the director is inhuman... And these are not as good as Chris’s white tendon. It's awesome. What's more terrible is that they are becoming more and more catering to corrupt people, freely flirting with the sexual orientation of historical figures-isn't it true that if you don't play the basics, Guan Cao doesn't sell corruption, there will be no true love in the world? Do you ask the audience to vote, do you want to see Chris and Portman kissing each other, or do you want to see two silly old men glaring at each other?

Chris is the kind of man that every girl loves him and every boy wants to be him, but before Thor, he was almost an unknown person, not as good as Toby Marquee before Spider-Man. Er; Tom Hiddleston, who plays Loki, has graduated from Eaton and Cambridge, but is also unknown in the film industry. But Hollywood's film industry can always do "not choose the expensive one, only choose the right one"-at least they will not be stupid enough to let Jiang Wen act as Cao Cao. When "Guan Yunchang" was filmed, "Let the Bullets Fly" had not yet been released, but Jiang Wen was already copying himself, nothing more than copying Zhang Mazi into Cao Mazi-in the next few years, Zhao Mazi and Wang Mazi will surely continue to appear. When "Thor" was filmed, after "Black Swan" was not sealed, Portman took off his dancing shoes and came to the desert of New Mexico, but he was completely transformed from an evil swan into a refreshing and pure oxygen beauty. There is also Anthony Hopkins. Ten years ago, he might be able to turn his perverse murderous into the mighty power of Emperor Odin, but he certainly couldn't play the aging and tiredness hidden under the mighty power, but for the 74-year-old now For him, everything was a matter of course. A movie with Portman and Hopkins, the most suitable name would have been "The Silent Lamb: The Killer Is Not So Cold". Unexpectedly, popcorn movies like "Thor" could be performed well. Take it easy. Once upon a time, the Hong Kong film industry could still contribute such a treasure to Chinese-language films, but today, the two sides of the strait can only be proud of "mazi".

Jiang Wen once said that the Oscars in the United States are equivalent to the Hundred Flowers Award in China. Regrettably, if China's top actors all take the Hundred Flower Award as their goal, can Chinese movies still be saved? I hope to use Thor's Hammer to awaken Chinese filmmakers and learn to make a good movie without pretending to be forced.


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●It is actually dubbed in Mandarin, should you be so caring? I didn’t get used to it at first, but I couldn’t see it. I found that there are still bright spots. For example: Thor fights "Aegis" agents, shows off his fists, and snipers ("Eagle Eyes") aim for a long time and say: "No more Order, I will soon become a fan of him!"

●The 3D effect is really good, it is unbelievable to be transferred in the later stage, and it is not the same as the fake of "Clash of the Gods".

●I sneered with confidence and sent away all the guys who wanted to leave and stayed behind, until the two aunts of the cleaner, one by one, accompanied me, and I finished watching the subtitles together... MD, actually cut the egg Now... I swear, I don’t believe in unswerving love from now on! !

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Thor quotes

  • Loki: [activates the Destroyer] Ensure my brother does not return. Destroy everything.

  • Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?

    Sif: Yes.

    Heimdall: Good.

    [steps off the control platform]

    Sif: So you will help us?

    Heimdall: I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.

    [walks off]

    Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?

    Volstagg: Now what do we do?

    [the Bifrost activates on its own]