Let me talk about curly baldness.
In [Brexit: Unreasonable War], he was bald like an old Beijing hutong shop owner. It's just the kind of skewers, drinking rice porridge, eating green farm eggs, accidentally pressing the central three sets and watching them for a day. The vehicle is an electric three-wheeled vehicle, and the head scratching tool is a pillow towel. You cannot scratch it with your hands because it is always slippery.
In the play, he played a leader of the referendum organization. The reporter asked him if he should comb his hair before taking the photo. He couldn't tell unless you could make it grow again.
Not only him, but his organization is either bald or will be bald, very miserable, and the group is bald. Some people speculate whether it is necessary to leave the European Union with hair loss first, and also said that the movie should be called "Hair Loss: The Battle without a Barber".
To be honest, I'm not surprised that the British shot this way.
As early as 2011, Japan made a "world baldness rate map list". The Czech Republic ranked first, followed by Spain, followed by Germany, France and the United Kingdom. No Asian country can squeeze into the top ten. .
Think about it, it's true.
German-born Bruce Willis has long been bald. The killer played by French actor Jean Renault is not too cold, but his scalp will be cold.
And because there are always some British celebrities appearing in the media, people talk about baldness, and the most mentioned is the United Kingdom——
"Professor X" Stewart has no hair at the age of 19.
Jude Law's hairline also caused countless girls to mourn for him.
After Jason Statham is 30 years old, he basically has no income. The advantage is that the play is wider. In the past, he could only play a tough guy, but now he can even play Guo Da. He is steady, deep, and very decent. People in the arena are called "Guoda Statham."
Football player Gareth Bale simply covered his baldness with a ball head to achieve the illusion of normal hair volume.
The princes have an ancestral bald gene, and they can illuminate the whole world when they lower their heads. They are very festive. At first glance, they think they are shopping for lanterns on the Lantern Festival.
Hair is important.
Starting from ancient mythology, it is a medium that connects mankind and nature. In the "Bible", Samson lost his power after his hair was cut. In "Aeneas", Dido's life disappeared with his hair cut.
The ancient Romans even tried to get the parliament to pass the "Bald Man's Decree" to prohibit bald men from running for parliament, while also reducing the price of bald slaves to half.
Because of this, since ancient times, people have racked their brains in preventing baldness or hair growth techniques. It happens to prove from the side that the entire European human history is actually a vivid history of baldness.
As early as 4000 years ago, Egyptian papyrus depicted bald men, and by the way provided some advice on the treatment of hair loss——
Apply the fat of hippo, crocodile, snake and wild goat; boil the porcupine hair in water and place it on the scalp for four days; burn the hedgehog's thorns into ashes, soak in oil, and mix with honey, alabaster, ocher and fingernails The crumbs in the seam are mixed and mixed, and applied to the hair loss area, the amount is good.
In 420 BC, Hippocrates, the father of western medicine, also gave birth to a plan, saying that mixing pigeon feces with wasabi, fennel seeds, and nettles was a panacea for curing baldness . Although he himself is still bald and frantic.
Later, he discovered that the Persian eunuch guarding the king's harem had never been bald, and realized that he might have undergone castration to keep his hair.
Many years later, Emperor Caesar also began to worry about this.
His hair fell more and more, and when he met Cleopatra, his hair was "blind and bald."
There was such a scene in the 1963 movie [Cleopatra] . The 52-year-old Caesar said to Cleopatra, "You are becoming more and more beautiful." The queen said mercilessly, "and your head is coming. The more bald."
According to historical records, the actress once recommended a family secret recipe to Emperor Caesar- grinding mice, horse teeth and bear grease into a paste and applying it on the head. Caesar tried everything he could, but still got off a lot.
He combed the hair on the back of his head as best as he could, trying to cover his baldness. So the "Biography of the Twelve Emperors of Rome" spit out:
His bald head is a great flaw, and it has become a laughing stock among critics. So he often combed his thin hair forward from the crown to create an illusion of exuberant hair.
Shakespeare 's hairline also slipped to the back of his head early.
This is the most outstanding writer in the history of Western literature and art, and he clearly wrote a public account.
Working hard, eating wind and drinking dew, endocrine disorders, and androgen excess, with the mood of "add a few more words to make up the number of words, but I must be more advanced to make me very academic" to write the manuscript until 3 am, with a monthly income of 2300, which is very miserable.
Then one day, a man named Christian William Ferdinand Adolf Georg was born in Copenhagen.
With the motto "My strength comes from the love of my people", he was elected to the throne at the age of 17. After that, he quelled the rebellion and regained territories .
At the age of 18, the hairline ran to the top of the head. At the age of 19, he began to show signs of M-type hair loss. After getting married, he is already half bald.
This person is King George I of Greece , the great-grandfather of Prince William.
Fortunately, it was the beginning of the 19th century. People no longer deceive themselves with pigeon poop or dead mice, and instead place their hopes on snake oil ointment.
I also took a poster. It was an all-knee-length woman with long hair, suggesting that you wiped snake oil and bid farewell to baldness. At that time, many salesmen pretended to be doctors and peddled around. Like Quan Jian, they were naturally fake.
In the 20th century, there was another vacuum cap. As long as you put it on and wait for 15 minutes while watching a newspaper like a middle-class man, the blue heat emitted from the cap can stimulate the dormant hair follicles and make hair grow again.
It's a pity that in 1923, a paper media published a headline: "Did vacuum caps solve the problem of hair loss?" The answer was no.
If it can be resolved, the musicians Rachmaninov, Xunberg, and Stravinsky who were also in this period will not be bald.
Nothing is eternal, including the hairline.
It was not until 1942 that Professor Hamilton found 104 male prisoners who had been castrated and injected them with male hormones, and discovered that those with a family history of hair loss began to lose hair.
What is even more frightening is that after stopping the injection, the hair is still falling off.
It turns out that baldness has nothing to do with age, sex, and is a genetic disease that is irreversible and will not end once it starts.
No wonder there have been fewer female bald men of the Qiuqianchi type since ancient times.
Although it was in the 1940s, studies have shown that 60% of men begin to lose their hair before the age of 25, and 84% begin to lose their hair before the age of 30.
Fortunately, it was also during this period that a Japanese dermatologist invented the technique of transplanting eyebrows, armpit hair and other body hair onto scalp bald spots.
Twenty years later, New York doctor Norman Orentreich promoted this technique, which is the early hair transplant surgery. To this day, it is still the most effective and natural way to treat baldness.
But more people choose to face it optimistically.
The writer Jia Pingwa specially wrote an article called "Bald", saying that he was "as bald as a skating rink", and listed the top ten benefits of baldness:
Save washing costs, no pigtails to catch, knowing the cold, knowing the sun, seeing the lice at a glance, ready to go to the battlefield, being compassionate like the Buddha, not being shaved for the people, anger without rushing, longevity like a tortoise, no Misunderstood moldy.
Prince William simply paid 180 pounds for a clean shave, so he made headlines in major media, but he was uncharacteristically unremarkable. Instead, he praised him for "walking with the wind", "courage to face his own problems", and "manly".
Believe me, this is definitely not greedy.
A paper in the "Science of Psychology and Character" wrote, "The general public believes that bald men are more masculine and dominant than men with thicker hair. "
Research from the University of Florida Berry also showed that “it is generally believed that bald men may be more honest and smarter. ”
In 2004, Muscarella showed 101 boys and 101 girls, respectively, three types of photos of men with hair, those who are bald, and those who are already bald, and asked them to rate their attractiveness and personality.
It turns out that men who are balding and those who are already bald are much more attractive than men with hair.
Female raters believe that they appear to be " smart, influential, knowledgeable, well-educated, high-status, honest and helpful, and can even be considered as partners ."
Really, what happened to the bald head?
From ancient times to the present, Darwin, Napoleon, Churchill, Mao Zedong, which bald man is not a great man?
Even as ordinary as the bald blessing in [Brexit: Unreasonable War] , through intrigue and intrigue with all camps, they eventually won the vote.
So, if you are not bald, after reading this article, please forward it to the bald people around you so that they will no longer be bothered by secular rumors.
If you are bald, after reading this article, I believe you will become confident and calm, stand up your shirt collar, tuck your shirt waistband, and wipe the oil on your hands directly after eating.
I may be excited, even the armpit hair is bald, and a rush of heat rises in my chest, I just want to work overtime, fight, and build a well-off society in an all-round way.
Go, no one can stop you from loving life, no one can stop you from having a bright future!
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