Yes, you love Hou Xiaoxian, and your whole family loves Hou Xiaoxian. Since you love Hou Xiaoxian so much, then help save some RP for your beloved director. Not two days after the film’s release, the high-cold players all over the world almost cracked my screen. Their sense of superiority is mainly reflected in the following aspects:
1. Vigorously criticize all the audiences who can’t enter and leave the show, lamenting China The vulgarity of the film market
2. Vigorously criticize all audiences who give low scores to the film, lamenting the erosion of the Chinese film market
3. Hahaha, you all did not understand this movie. Below, please see the 1.2 million character analysis written by me, lament
I thank you for the anti-wisdom of the Chinese film market .
As a viewer who hasn't walked into the cinema, I just refused to see these at first. In particular, a certain website also published a Nie Yinniang movie guide to clean up the circle of friends. When it came up, it was presumed that everyone could not understand it, but even if you don’t understand it, you can kneel at the feet of us smart geniuses to watch movies, so I accept Come down, please look at this first-and then I began to ask everyone to bathe, burn incense, wash hands and read the original Tang Legend. By the way, I have to read Hou Xiaoxian’s previous masterpieces, various metaphors of dismantling shots, and then they even sang and danced and painted. Here comes the character relationship diagram.
My mother, I don’t know what I hate the most in my life is the character relationship diagram. You are a filmmaker. You have pictures, actors, voices, lines, narrations, and subtitles. The relationship between characters depends on the relationship diagram. Let the audience understand, is it embarrassing? There are also those audience members who went to Che Guevara and Maoyan movie screenshots to make low scores, and talked about "Hou Dao is 70 years old, he is famous for his first life, has won numerous awards, and you will be disgusted by you vulgar audiences", such as Sang Kao Pian (wife, a typo, thanks for correcting), it looked like a tiger was bullied by a dog. At that time, I almost couldn't help getting a star without even watching the movie.
In this way, didn't you drag Hou Xiaoxian directly to Chen Kaige's grade? When should I evaluate a movie first to see if the director is older? Have you ever won a prize? Can a young director who has never won an award just stepped on it?
There are so many pig teammates that even Zhu Tianwen can’t stand it anymore, so he quickly came out to confess to the rescue: this movie is not as difficult to understand as everyone said, what he is talking about is a lonely girl who can’t kill her beloved, and finally can only leave. s story.
I went to the cinema to see it, and after watching it, it was indeed such a story. (And there is no need for a character relationship diagram)
First of all, don’t worry, it’s absolutely understandable if you understand it. Although the dialogue is semi-literal in classical Chinese, and there is no necessary classical Chinese, but because the volume of lines is not large, it is nothing. Understanding barriers. (Speaking of this, I have to make up for it again. Some film critics simply praised these classical Chinese lines. What is the loyal restoration of history? Barabala, you tell me that the people of the Tang Dynasty in history spoke Taiwanese Mandarin. Are you chatting?) The
picture is beautiful, the charm is long, and the scenery is beautiful, but it does not meet the movie-viewing habits of most people. Don’t think you’re watching a movie when you’re watching a movie. When you’re watching a classical ink painting exhibition in 798, with surround sound pioneer ambient music next to it, there is no sense of disobedience at this time. Of course, some friends raised their hands and said that I have never been to 798 and I have never seen an art exhibition. What happened to this dick. Well, National Geographic magazine has always read it, and it doesn't help that CCTV documentary channel went into Africa and watched it. The film crew ran to the African savannah, which is very different from modern civilization, to follow a rare female hunter who hunts and kills an African lion. Lion hunting sounds wonderful, and it takes only two or three minutes to shoot. The rest of the time, I have to film how she walks slowly, how she ambushes slowly, the strange customs in the tribe, you come and go, eat, and sing among relatives and friends. , Partying, teasing children, of course, I have all gone to Africa, how can I not take pictures of such magnificent natural scenery? So, sunrise, sunset, fog, mountains, huge moon, undulating fields, countless empty mirrors just shot in like this Up. If you are not annoyed by walking into Africa, then Nie Yinniang will not be annoying, after all, Nie Yinniang is a National Geographic magazine who entered the late Tang Dynasty.
As for the story, it is interesting, but not well told. When the director creates the story, there is no audience behind him, but that doesn't mean he can abandon the audience. When you shoot, you have a biography of the characters in your hand, a story outline, a script, an explanation by the screenwriter, and your own understanding and digestion for several years. The audience has nothing, the audience is empty-handed, only suspended in the dark for two hours, they will understand what you show them, you don’t show them or you can’t show them, the audience said they didn’t understand, so you can’t blame the audience first. Stupid, you should think about whether there is a problem with your expression. Zhou Yun with dual identities, his agile wife and husband Mu Cong, and the bearded master Zhou Yun with a foreigner's face, all have no heads and tails. They came inexplicably, left inexplicably, and died inexplicably. The two masters in ancient times met, and the most unhelpful came out. Yu Licheng should also report to Shanmen and change his famous post. No, nothing, no name, no motivation, no reason. The director's shots only take what he is happy about, and the rest is up to you to die.
Of course, this film is not a commercial film. The art film was originally a pleasure for the public rather than for the public. However, this film has a very commercial plate. The film superstar, behind the gold medal, has gone to Nara. The shooting in Kyoto, Hubei, the money spent was rushing, and investors could not agree to not squeeze into the theaters to grab the money. This kind of misalignment is the most embarrassing thing. Good sea urchin oysters can only be sold as fried chicken in a layer of flour and thrown in a frying pan. If the diners think it’s not delicious and throw away their chopsticks, they will scold others for being tasteless, and even grieved that you know how nutritious this is? It's cheaper to sell you. But eldest brother, I eat fried chicken just to make me happy. It smells fragrant in my mouth and smelly in my butt, it's over. I talk to you about taste and you talk to me about nutrition. Isn't this making me filial piety?
Let me say, "Nie Yinniang" is not ashamed of the bad box office, and the audience is not ashamed of leaving the show. It is the most embarrassing for a group of people to look down on the audience with anxiously pale faces and mockery. After all, no matter how elegant and noble, the only one who has to pay for it in the end is this group of vulgar audiences.
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