The following is my mental process of reading the film-involving spoilers and cautious entry

Cletus 2022-01-18 08:01:39

It’s been a long time since I wrote a review for the movie. The following is the mental journey of watching "Assassin Nie Yinniang".



"I heard what awards have been won!"

"Yes! It should be good, as well as Shu Qi and Zhang Zhen!"

Ah, it's started,

so excited!

(Adjust sitting posture)

......
WTF black and white?

Damn, I just like such high-strength

ancient literary films?

What a damn square picture?

It should be a memory...



ah color picture!
Is it the source of the film? Or square? !

Am I deaf? TAT can't hear the actors speak

WTF! Classical Chinese!

It's okay, it shows that it is a work of the conscience of the waiting guide. The ancients did not speak

calmly in classical Chinese

(look carefully at the subtitles carefully)



...Ah, Hanfu is so beautiful...

I think it looks like Water Margin's dress

is still square after so long! Forget it, it may be a movie theater problem-I really care about

this film grain, this texture, tut,

long live my big photography party,

big aperture, big aperture, big aperture, important things to say three times,

actors really don't like talking !

Ah, the actress must have memorized her lines for a long time in classical Chinese...

Hey, what did she say, I forgot it
should be okay. Movies. It is understandable to forget a few sentences. . .


(Half an hour later)

... Silence... The director really loves the hazy feeling of the curtains when

someone leaves

the scene!

The director really loves landscapes and long shots!

Rotating Jump The



uncle next door has opened WeChat and opened and crossed it more than a dozen times. It's not easy.

Why is someone leaving again? ! Don’t you buy a ticket for nothing?

I! Can! Absolutely! right! No! Yes! This! kind! wave! fee! of! people!

I will bear... the

director is so stingy with his voice,

quiet and quiet

(an hour later...)

"Why are those children so ugly, fathers and mothers so beautiful, did the director deliberately?!

Continue to take

long shots, the

director must be photography dog

ah film director must love

it on what award, foreigners can understand it TAT?

ah really like this picture tone! I want to go back and open the PS try this palette! \ (^ O ^) / ~

......


count Now, pure appreciation for photography,

ah, ah, there is sound, Zhang Zhen can actually play drums and dance!

Fuck, isn’t that Ruan Jingtian?

This old man must be Yue Qiluo's brain fan

! Yes! Good! Love! Cut! Little! People!

People! ! scissors! paper! Art! art! home!



ah lord your home concubine died how not shout about the matter

really is Zhou Yun played this woman harm

...... a lot of people play phone Oh.



Near the end of it near the end of it!

ah This shot is beautiful~Where is this landscape shot~! I



heard that the ending song is very good?!
Me! One! Set! Go! Hold on! To! Last!

Last ! This is... Suona? Did you

skip to the Red Sorghum set?

ah director must also love the taste right Kansai

Well what did not sing ah

I want to go back and give a star.

I want to go back and tell me that the good-looking people are all

blacked out.


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Extended Reading

The Assassin quotes

  • Xia Jing: [subtitled version] The way of the sword is pitiless. Saintly virtues play no part in it.