Here she is Amo. She is an orphan. She grew up with her master and nine senior brothers. Her master is a reclusive general with a hard-faced face. He has trained nine men, one woman and ten disciples. first class. One day the master suddenly said that everyone was going to perform the task, and then asked the disciples to form a team according to their own preferences, and then let the two of the team fight each other. Only the five who survived can come out of the mountain. The reason is that the assassin cannot. To choose a target, you must have the firm will to kill teammates to complete the task. Nima! This master not only looks hard, but also has a stupid brain! Don’t you know how to educate your disciples with the spirit of Bushido? Are you Japanese? And if your disciple can kill the teammate who has the best relationship with them today, he can kill you tomorrow! Isn't this driving oneself to the rhythm of the betrayal of the people!
In any case, the disciples faithfully implemented the teacher's order, and the top ten masters died in an instant. But why are these top Japanese swordsmen in a duel posture like squatting in a pit? It was his childhood sweetheart that Amo hacked to death, and then the master set off with the remaining five people.
When the group arrived in a village, they happened to encounter a group of thieves who slaughtered the people. Amo took the lead to go. Master stopped them because they had more important tasks and didn't have time to take care of these nosy matters. Nima! You gang of masters can easily eliminate these thieves. If you want to be in a hurry, do it! Kill them all no faster than they kill the people! Besides, your disciples are out of the mountain for the first time, and no one except their teammates has other killing experience. Isn't it right to practice hand skills at this time? If you don't take action right now, what should you do if you miss a mission in the future! ?
In any case, they watched as the thieves slowly killed the people. It is very suspicious that the people can be captured and killed by the thieves no matter how they run or hide. The six of them stood motionless behind a few logs. Amo even stood up, and many people saw it. , The thieves were stunned but didn't find it. They didn't even want to search for any missing fish after they killed them. They disappeared. It can be seen that years of war in Japan have greatly reduced the IQ of the population. Master Kudu also added: "Unless you are performing a task, don't use your sword." Well, it is impossible for others to kill you for legitimate defense...
In fact, the target of the kill has long been determined by the old thief Bald Nanguangfang Tianhai. There are three in total, namely Asano Nagamasa, Kato Kiyomasa, and Sanada Masayuki, who said that as long as they kill them, the world will be peaceful. Nima! This lie is too bad! The disciples are innocent and innocent. You are a master who has served as a soldier and fought in battle. This is obviously a naked punishment of dissidents, okay! Are you a fake fool or a real brainless? Is it guilty to fight all the old fate!
Anyway, they just set off. It was easy to kill Asano Nagamasa. Amo walked straight to him. Asano Nagamasa, the strange boy, couldn’t help but praised the little girl for her beautiful appearance. She also fished leisurely, and she couldn’t catch one for a long time. He even saw it with his own eyes. After Amo used a small stone to blow up a bunch of fishes, he was still unaware. Our Chinese Jiang Taigong fishing is to fish the future monarch to make himself the prime minister, and his Japanese Asano Nagamasa fishes a group of assassins to stabbing himself to death, and he is sentenced to him. Moreover, after Nagamasa Asano was stabbed to the point by Amo, he regretted that such a young girl murdered and sympathized with her. It was really a blessing for life, and a blessing for death.
The next target is Kiyomasa Kato. He is known as "Tiger Kato" in the movie. He looks like a Kato Taka in the movie. His guard Kanbei Inoue is very powerful. Others use a knife and a musket, which is still three-barreled. , I am afraid it was a top artifact in that era (if there was such an artifact in that era). There is a deputy named Flying Ape in Inoue. In fact, he is not like a Flying Ape but a Flying Dog. Every time he is beaten he always barks like a dog. Even he himself often proudly says that his sense of smell is as sensitive as a dog. The dog is proud.
They first used a shadow warrior to attract the assassins, instead of being killed instead of the lord, and in the melee, a ninja shot a person with a poison dart, which was an unexpected gain. The hapless man who was shot in the wrist was called Amber. He was not only unlucky but also mentally disabled. Master reminded them that the ninja’s weapons were often poisoned. He still said nothing and did not treat him. As a result, the poison spread and became dying. Everyone, I had to draw a knife and slap myself.
Afterwards, the Kato gang decided to fight back and hired the three Sashiki brothers to kill Amo's gang. Amo and his friends watched acrobatics with interest. They met a girl named Yae, and a guy named Hyuga among the Assassins fell in love with her at first sight. Unexpectedly, Yae was interested in... I'll talk about it later. .
The next day, the acrobatic class left to perform in a field, and just happened to ran into the idiot killer Sashiki three brothers. These three idiots saw that the number of the acrobatic class was wrong, the ratio of men to women was wrong, and the appearance was not right, so they would kill with a knife. The rhythm of death. When they were about to work towards Yae, Amo, Hyuga, and Nagara arrived in time to live up to expectations, but the other martial arts and soy sauce acrobats who had no names were all killed. When these three idiots saw Amo, they couldn't help but praise her for her cuteness, and then they were all hacked to death one-on-one, which really deserved it.
After burying the hapless Ganmu, Hyuga and Yae have a love affair in the wilderness, and unfortunately ran into the flying ape and the perverted killer who had just been released by him, the most beautiful beauty pill. This guy knows that he is a pervert when he hears the name. In fact, he is indeed an invincible pervert in the East. He dresses up as neither male nor female, speaks with a singularity, and holds a knife in one hand and a rose in the other. However, such perversions are generally very powerful, in fact they are indeed powerful. Soon Hyuga was cut all over his body and bruised, and Yae stared at one side and looked paralyzed.
Meiji Maru is indeed a pervert, but she may be dissatisfied with Yae’s performance and tortured Hyuga one by one. In the end, Yae still has no response, but Flying Ape can’t stand it anymore. She skipped and stabbed Hyuga to death. It’s over. His pain. Then Meibei Maru became angry, yelling at Flying Ape for ruining his fun, and he must die, and she and Flying Ape chopped a few times. While the two of them were facing each other, Yae finally reacted and threw himself in front of Hyuga and shouted his name.
The enemy is gone, Amo is late, and Hyuga is buried beside Ganmu's grave. The man who liked him was killed, but Yae sternly taught Amo not to avenge him. The reason was that after the revenge, the enemy's friends would come to kill her again, endless retribution. Nima! Where is this saint floating from here! Even India does not necessarily have this kind of weirdness! Then Amo said that there are a lot of bad people in the world that must be killed. Yae said that she is not the only thing that can be done by others. Nima! I remember that it was Jianzhen, not Xuanzang, who flew east to Japan back then! Where did you learn this Tang-sang-style thinking? How did you live so long in this troubled world of Japan!
Anyway, Amo actually listened to her and left his master partner and followed her! Yae kept instilling the brain-dead idea of "swords are not for you" to Amo, a kendo master, and found out the kimono and cosmetics to dress Amo carefully, and then praised her for her beauty. Let me go! The audience should also understand when seeing this, this Yae is a lesbian at all! Recall that the female companion of the acrobatics class had long said that Yae's favorite was Amo. When Hyuga died, Yae didn't shed a single tear. Before Amo said she wanted to take revenge, she refused to let her go. This is a movie of 2003, the island country really has the power to disrupt the trend of the world!
On the other side, in order to deal with the decent, the villains hired a large number of bandits, which later proved to be their major mistake. The master led the remaining two male disciples to assassinate Kato Kiyomasa. Unfortunately, he was shot in an ambush. The master was shot first and was severely wounded by Inoue and captured. Nagara was also injured, but he hid it cleverly. He didn't actually go far, but the evil one was that the enemy didn't want to find him out. There was no flying ape known as a dog's nose. Smell where he is hiding. Ukiba performed very well, hacking many enemies to death, and then the big boss, the best beauty pill, appeared, but he did not make a move. Just his eyes attracted all Ukiba's attention. When they looked at each other affectionately, A young guy stabbed Fu Ye with a shot in the back... the captured master was framed, yelling to let Fu Ye escape and leave him alone. Nima, what are you pretending to be self-sacrificing at this time! Surrounded by hundreds of people, the big bosses have all appeared on the field, and the floating leaves are seriously injured. Even if you want to run, you can't run! Fortunately, Fu Ye was not so mentally disabled. He did not listen to the stupid advice of Master. He drew his sword and killed many enemies. In the end, he lost too much blood and wounded and died in battle, which was considered to have preserved the samurai's dignity and died just as he deserved.
At the same time, Amo and Yae were sleeping together, but unexpectedly a group of gangsters sneaked in and tried to act against them. At the critical moment, Amo picked up the sword again and smashed all the gangsters to death, then bid farewell to the female Tang Seng Bazhong, and embarked on the journey of rescuing the teacher and killing the enemy. I just want to say, bad people, you are here at the right time, and your sacrifice is noble!
The enemies tied the hard-to-force Master Jesus to the cross, but they couldn’t wait for an assassin to save them for a long time. The boring Beauty Maru provoked and wanted to fight the flying ape. At this moment, Amo had a very powerful aura. Appeared! Ku forced the master to shout that Amo should not come over to show his existence, Mei Maru returned his hand and cut him with a knife. The old immortal...
Amo was angry and drew his sword and rushed towards an enemy hundreds of times larger than him. The power of the protagonist's halo is unparalleled. No matter how large the number of enemies is, the protagonist will definitely line up to be killed one by one. However, there are too many enemies. Although Amo is powerful, she does not have group killing skills. Even if the enemy does not fight back and let Amo chop her casually, it is estimated that she will be exhausted. How to do it? Fortunately, the enemy has pig teammates-a group of stupid warriors fired at Amo. As a result, Amo was unscathed, but the hired bandits were killed. So the bandits became angry and turned around and attacked the warriors. , The most beautiful beauty Maru was happy to see it, and jumped into the arena regardless of the bandit and samurai murder. Nima! This plot...I can't vomit...
Anyway, their common enemy, Amo, took a leisurely intermission. The flying ape hiding in a wooden hut planned to use a cannon to kill Amo while he was resting. Unexpectedly, Nagara who survived the catastrophe held a torch and appeared at the door. The flying ape said "Oh, no" while talking to everyone in the house. The ninja watched as Nagara rushed in and ignited the explosive. With a loud bang, the flying ape was blown into the sky and became a veritable flying dog.
Outside, the bandits and the samurai slashed at each other and were killed by Meimaru. Amo also rested, and went out to have a final duel with the big boss, the best Meimaru. The process was omitted. As a result, Meimaru was killed by Amo. Owl head.
Amo rescued the master who was tied to the cross. Because the master had been injured badly before, she was stabbed by the beauty pill for yelling, and died after saying a few last words.
The camera turned to a lone ship on the vast ocean. Kiyomasa Kato thought about the future rebellion plan and praised Kanbei Inoue for doing well in this incident. He also said that he would take him to a hot spring, and then Amo Rising from the horizontal line of the ship, he smashed Kato cleanly with a single knife. Before leaving, he did not forget to stand on the side of the ship and glance at Inoue and the guards with his back facing the enemy. Go and hide merit and fame deeply. As for why she didn't get any water on her body when she boarded the boat, it is estimated that only the director knows.
The camera turned back to the Shura Field where Amo was killing him, and Nagara crawled out of the ruins. Let me go! It's not dead in the center of the explosion! And more energetic than before the explosion! Is this cat? ! What's even stranger is that Amo came back just then. Therefore, the two of them lived happily together (this sentence is a joke).
Due to time constraints, this movie ended, and because of the last goal, Masayuki Sanada, who had not been killed yet, two years later, he changed the director to shoot the second one. The second part is even worse. If the first part is a dog's tail, the second part can only be regarded as a dog's tail at best, so I won't complain about it.
Given the impeccable plot of the movie, 1 star.
Ueto Aya no Yan is good, plus 2 stars.
A total of 3 stars.
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