There are almost no movies to watch in October, and finally at the end of the month, the handsome Russian movie "Stalingrad" was released! It's like a young man who hasn't gotten rid of his addiction for a month, and finally finds the feeling of a big black pot.
The Battle of Stalingrad is known as the cruelest battle in human history! It can be said that it has changed the current world pattern and the destiny of mankind. The brutal and bloody situation of the war, with 2 million casualties, can fully explain. There were similar film and television works before, but the technology is limited in the age of a long time, and I think that the screen control is definitely not black and beautiful! Finally, "Stalingrad", known as the largest investment in Russian history in 2013, is released! Immediately and automatically, all kinds of artillery bombardment, plane bombings, street German No. 4 tanks singled out Soviet KV tanks, and Cheetah destroyers dodge the horns. . . I feel a little excited when I think about it! After the meal, I rushed to the Starlight World. When I bought the ticket, it turned out that there was a power outage at 11 o'clock in the evening. The next two games were cancelled directly! It doesn't matter, I go to the outlet UME! cheap! I'm really cheap!
Then set off, and then punctured again! Hahaha, today is Wansheng Festival! Wansheng people want to shake the sky! Bullying my ancestral home in Banan District! Row! Change tires! It took me 1750 yuan and 1 hour to change the tire! Finally lived up to expectations, Yiqi Juechen killed UME! When I watched the video before, I didn’t buy a ticket for 27 yuan on Mtime.com, but 45 yuan when I came to the counter! Ask her why? She said no why, Mtime.com bought it half an hour in advance for 27 yuan, and now it is 45 yuan! OK, buy, I'm cheap, I'm really cheap!
Enter the scene and the film begins. At the beginning of the current era, the Russian earthquake, the rescue teams were Canada, Japan, and the United States, but there was no China! What do you mean by this? A rescuer asked the girl under the rock, where is your mother and father? I just wanted to say at the time that people wanted to greet your mother at this time, okay? Then he introduced himself, I have five dads, and fell into memories. . .
In 1942, in Stalingrad, millions of heroes passed the big river, fuck me! That guy is so loud with gongs, drums, and firecrackers~ The king climbed on the top and shouted, the little ones sang and danced below~ I'm sorry I digressed! The Red Army vanguard of the Soviet Union was like a sharp knife inserted into the German occupation area. The task was to prevent the German defenders from detonating the oil depot. I saw a few highly qualified scouts at one shot. They entered the command room smoothly and killed them. There is only one German officer left, and it will take a minute to complete the task! Then the oil depot was detonated by the German officer who opened the plug-in! Nani? what's the situation? Well, I admire the director! He must want to show that the two sides are evenly matched! Keep watching, I'm so stupid!
Then the three oil depots burst into a sexy one! The Soviet Red Army's piece of armour, which was so burnt to go ashore, did not keep, secretly admiring the composure and calmness of this German officer! Do not explode at first, you must wait for the Red Army to approach before exploding, in exchange for the greatest result! Sure enough! Who knows---this time the Red Army has gone! And it is a paid plug-in! I saw that the whole body of the Red Army was full of fire, burned to the ground, screamed like a pig, ran faster than Bolt, and continued to charge like a fire cloud evil spirit, scaring the German devils to incontinence and prostate inflammation! What the hell am I doing? "Flaming Knight WWII Edition"? Can a person keep his gun in formation and charge with his gun if his whole body is on fire? No one rolled on the ground to put out the fire? Row! Communists have nine lives! I serve! Keep watching.
Then there is no more. Yes.
The scene switched back to the vanguard of a house where the mission failed. The German officer ran away. There were a few remnants of the Soviet Red Army, five men and one girl, the five fathers and his mothers mentioned above. I don’t know how the beachhead troops and the stall guards are fighting. Anyway, there are only a handful of Soviet Red Army and a large handful of German troops in the city. The Red Army’s task is to guard the house, and the German Army’s task is to demolish the house. The top commander of the German army was shaving as soon as he appeared on the field. After that, he was either wiping his face or eating Western food. From beginning to end, he was a Confucian businessman. He must be the supreme luxury Stalingrad double-flying on the 7th. Night pool villa all-inclusive tour! He asked the officer who had just blown up the oil depot to take the house back, and then the officers went, and then they obviously took a few hundred officers with only a few dozen people and went there! Then it failed! Then it's getting thicker! Then I was scolded! Then the officer went to find a Soviet civilian woman who looked like his dead wife! Then I took her Wudi! What is this? Do you want to show that he won in the battlefield without gunpowder? Okay, keep watching! I'm so cheap!
Then a few days passed, the planes in the sky were bombing, and the artillery on the ground fired at any time. From time to time, the unlucky officer still took as many people as the first time he failed to attack in the same way, but they were all repelled by the witty Red Army. return. Let me say it responsibly, they are learning experience! They are all leveling! The soldiers of the Red Army must have gone to Thailand to invite an amulet blessed by Master Ajahn Ming himself! And it's a negative card! It's a huge battlefield, surrounded by ruins, so he can't blow up their house, and even sneak attacks! The Germans all hit their heads! Nima doesn't have a long memory and won't encircle and suppress all at once! Must die again and again consumes strength! Although it took several times, their strength is still N times that of the Red Army!
Just as I was going to see my sleepiness, a small orgasm appeared! How embarrassed that my witty Red Army always defends? So they found the only mountain cannon, the only cannonball, and wanted to explode the German chrysanthemum with this cannonball! But here comes the problem! There is no shooting angle, so you can't get past! At this time, Ding Junhui, the king of billiards who has been hidden deeply, appeared! He said it doesn't matter if there is no angle, you can pass the ball! So vigorously work a miracle! Strength is point! They fired at the turret of an abandoned Cheetah destroyer! The shell hit the tank turret like a billiard ball, and bounced like a billiard ball to the German position! And then it’s not too late~it’s not too early~send your comrades to rescue your sister-in-law~ The time just right fell on the German positions where the ammunition was neatly and evenly distributed. The Germans were almost in a series of explosions on the BBQ in the wild. It was wiped out! When I wipe the Red Army, you are not only wearing amulets! You also raised Gumantong!
Then in order to celebrate this little victory, they helped the little girl celebrate her birthday by the way. They went to the ruins and found a bathtub for the girl who hadn’t bathed for half a year. Then the girl had a love triangle with two of them, and then they didn’t know who they slept with. Thinking of the five dads at the beginning, the significance is far-reaching, and most people simply can't hold them! A few days have passed, the small building still stands proudly like XX! The Germans are getting angry! We are ready to finally dispatch them all! I thought to myself that it must be covered! Even more than Bao Gong! And before you go! The German army also encountered reinforcements! A team of hundreds of people plus 7,8 famous sacred vehicles-tank-4! In World War II, the No. 4 tank was basically 1 out of 10! (A drop of hot tears slipped, I finally waited for you...) Then, this group of elite soldiers placed in a neat formation, playing skewered music, and marching briskly to the outside of the building. Several Red Army soldiers thought to themselves, this time the hammer is really old, and the only way to start the altar right away is to shout three! Seeing that all the tanks reached the combat position, the unlucky officer gave an order to fire a salvo of artillery! boom! The house hasn't collapsed! Volley again! boom! The house still hasn't collapsed! ! ! The point is that only 2 people in the house are whitewashed! There are 2 more! Is this a famous building that has won the Luban Prize? ! Oh no, absolutely not! The Red Army did not invite amulets or Gumantong! The Red Army is the living Buddha descending to earth! Then the German infantry marched into the building and was wiped out again. The unlucky officer and the commando captain fired at each other, wanting to die! crucial moment! The escort for the transfer of the little girl may also be the child's father's signal soldier is back! He just bypassed the hundreds of German troops downstairs and entered the building! How coquettish his position should be! The captain ordered to contact the headquarters immediately and shell our area! Fire at me! With the touching "Farewell, comrade!" at the beginning of the radio station, all the tanks and the German army and the immortal building finally turned into ashes, which means that the assault team should not be super flat and pretend to be a big brother at first. , Just withdraw and walk away, and the effect of calling the cannon to press this area for a burst of blast is the same. . .
At this moment, my expression is already very serious, and I think there must be a big scene at the end, there must be a big scene! ! ! Then there was an over-the-picture audio: The Battle of Stalingrad was fought for a few months after that, and it was terribly fought. End.
It's terrible, really terrible. I'm cheap, I'm really cheap. Russian movies are the same as Indian movies. They are destined to be ugly as they are shot. The worldview of this once glorious and now troubled nation is different from that of normal people. What you can see from their vision is not the same as what you see. Dimensional, I swear, after Indian movies, I will never watch Russian movies again! Except for porn.
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