Again, Chen Chengyi's gunman went home with constipation for three months, and he must have had stool when he went out. Those who are not gunners but really love this film don’t have to check in. We can seek common ground while reserving differences and even discuss it. I only focus on the gunners! Constipation after eating stool! ! ! !
As soon as the movie of "Martial Arts" came out, I really wanted to watch it-after all, as a fan of a low-intellectual otaku, I really have less chance to see him appear on the big screen. What a love! This is true love! How many crazy and bad movies I have watched for my true love! Sure enough, I was recruited this time!
After reading it, there is nothing to say. I think my review may not be professional enough, but it finally represents the mentality of a naive and lively little movie fan like me: in the
end, why, you guys, in the past few years, have been shooting, this, 13 o’clock the same , Abnormal and depressive, I don’t know what the appeal is, what about martial arts movies?
Let's put it this way, the innocent movie fans who love "Kung Fu Panda" and the scenes of beautiful women undressing and macho chasing cars like me don't need to watch "Martial Arts". I personally hate, hate, and hate this film. From the beginning to the end, it didn't give me the pleasure of watching the movie upright and upright. On the contrary, a damp and greasy smell hit my face, depressed and distorted to the point of pain. After reading it, there will be a kind of doubt-how depressed, unhappy, psychologically burdened and a society where blind and ignorant bloody loyalty is our pride, we Chinese live in a society that makes people want to shoot and watch this. The movie.
The story is very simple. For some reason, a person from the rivers and lakes who changed his face and was incognito, got married and had a woman and a son, and happily lived the lives of ordinary people, but his life plan was ruined by two villains who accidentally broke into Taoyuan. Being forced to take a helpless shot led to a paranoid otaku who was hunted quickly, and finally revealed his identity, causing the original gang members to come back to pursue his whereabouts...
To be honest, there is no movie story that can’t be told in three sentences. Such a backbone can actually be made very advanced, very upset, very touching, and intriguing, but I really don’t know this. The blockbusters of the past few years have been struggling in some strange direction-the story skips tones, the lines are traversing and weak, and the characters are extremely facial. When Brother Dan’s face full of botox was magnified on the screen, he flew a kick (to be honest, he was quite beautiful), and the rumbling music sounded... I really thought I was watching "Big Dou Shen Fist" Come.
Donnie Yen’s acting skills are too ordinary, and Takeshi Kaneshiro’s acting skills are also too ordinary, so is Tang Wei. I think she really doesn’t look good anyway, and her acting hasn’t reached the point where you are so fascinating, her greatest contribution to Chinese movies. Didn't it bring the illusory pleasure of anti-system to many people? None of the characters are impressive, including the one I really love: You want to create a pleasing character who is in conflict and wants to suppress the human touch with the law, but the logic of this person's own behavior is inconsistent, okay? Do you think that the program is just as it is? Just be justice to the end. Is it really good to be a little boy and ask your wife to ask for money to cheat for personal gains? Feel your conscience and see if what you say and do is two sets of shit! The dialogue of the characters in it is very modern in the American drama. There is obviously the shortest and best way from A to B, but I have to go around to C. Let me watch it and ask "As for? Why bother?" Wouldn't you be such a fool?!" All the characters are developing rapidly, so there is no basis for it! Is it such a difficult thing to make the characters a little more normal, with more internal and external rationality and logic, filmmakers?
Someone might say, why are you so logical about watching movies? Let me tell you this is inescapable. A movie that is well-rounded and well-written is to have logic. You may not actively think about "oh is this logical", but at least you will not jump out and think about it from time to time. Fuck! How is this possible! Are you still ordinary humans? Haven't the psychiatric hospital been attacked before?!"...That's it.
For example, Xu Baijiu let Liu Jinxi fall into a state of suspended animation for 15 minutes in order to make Liu Jinxi escape successfully. First of all, 15 minutes is not enough for diarrhea. A group of bandits robbed the autopsy halfway through the autopsy. You think they will leave with satisfaction in 15 minutes! Can't figure it out! Secondly, if someone really wants to test whether you are dead or not, and cut your head with a single knife, it will save you acupuncture and moxibustion! This 15-minute mystery is so dumbfounding, it reminds me of a certain elder sister’s criticism of Ge You in "Party A and Party B": Do you think you are not stupid now...
The ending of the story is pretty nonsense, and I am not spoiled either. Now, maybe the screenwriter wants to reach out and pat his shoulders and praise "nice work!" while writing, but I really think you are doing this well, are you okay, have you taken the medicine... there is a famous silly x film critic I also boasted that this film "makes people impossible not to think of "Doctor House"". What I want to say is don't believe it, whoever believes is stupid, after all, we have confiscated gun money. Except for the blood vessels and other things, this movie really has nothing to do with Dr. House. Even the beautiful rhythm and the old-fashioned lines can't be played in other TV series.
Hui Yinghong is a beautiful aunt I like very much. She has good skills and is upright and heroic, but her role is really...why is she here? This neurotic maid. It's purely a posture greater than reality. Anyway, as long as the look is fierce and beautiful, don't have any meaning or content. You can just go and help the black eyed peas shoot the MV! After more than ten years of disobedience in the film industry, Mr. Wang Yu played such a role as the protagonist in "CSI" or "Criminal Minds" that can be regarded as a typical case of abnormal psychology. Do you really respect the old actors? What's so interesting about the perverted role of the Chinese patriarch? The students of the "Parents Are Harmful" group can have a discussion about this role! A friend said that Zhao Shiyu participated in the filming, probably to guide the details of folk customs. She asked sharply "Are there any carnival scenes?" I woke up and said, "Ah, there are many more"... It turned out to be a guide. That's it. Dou Wei's music is pretty good, but people are already pretty good, and it doesn't depend on the movie itself to add points. I think it would be better to make a psychedelic MV.
So what is the sophistication of this story? Anyway, I didn't feel it... Compared to the J no mythology that I recommended yesterday, the little chicken demon who can walk and talk is more interesting. If I want to say anything, I can only say that the "chivalrous" and "dao" in many people's hearts are actually barbaric and violent that does not have the spirit of modern civilization. Some students said that the story is a bit new, discussing the relationship between law and human nature. I must say that I can’t agree: there is only a short discussion about "one person violates the law and all mankind complicity", and I have to be like Takeshi Kaneshiro. His face was dull and screamed: What a shame! You mean that Yao Jiaxin broke the law because we were wrong? ! Do you blame the toilet for no suction? Otaku Kuai and Botox Disha talked about this issue for 5 minutes. The depth of the discussion is not qualified even if the "Oriental Live Room" is not qualified for the PK with Teacher Wan Feng, what is the essence of Chinese culture?
Relish in cutting the flesh and fisting to the flesh, trying to explore the evil and twisted perversion of human nature, and only lightly said in a small space that to be a good man, he must pursue the light... It's a lie. I really don’t know where the screenwriters and directors are of interest. I saw a certain film review next door that fits my thoughts: "After experiencing Hu Jinquan’s Zen, Zhang Che’s bloodliness, and Tsui Hark’s romance, Chinese martial arts films finally entered a scene that requires neither philosophy nor spine, not to mention. Poetic, the photographer, the soundtrack master completely out of the screenwriter, the discovery and the martial arts master are completely beyond the actors, such an era."
There is no pure spirit, no happy blood, no deep emotions, only show Posture, scheming, playing gimmicks.
It’s not that I want to stand up against martial arts movies, but as a human being, as an ordinary movie fan, what I want to see are movies that make people happy, or have a hopeful sense of happiness, or a simple and refreshing sense of happiness, if The pursuit of pain, at least arouse thought in despair, if you are really advanced, pure play with artistic concepts is nothing more than decadent style, now this kind of evil taste, I can only think that the creators themselves have psychological problems. The benevolence and sense of hesitation in the "Huang Feihong" series are very clean and beautiful. I don't think that martial arts movies have to be made as good as "Intestines". Besides, you are disgusting and others have so much. Interesting?
Some martial arts movies are chivalrous, some are ghostly, and more advanced are immortal, but some are only bloody and fleshy. I personally think "Martial Arts" is like this. If you have children, don't take your children to see it, and forget about friends with more delicate personalities, nightmares. Anyway, I rely solely on the face of true love of Awu Egg and Trump to survive till the end.
90 yuan movie ticket! You're embarrassed about the book, there are 80 yuan of it, let's go to see Takeshi Kaneshiro when we paid the appearance fee. Oh, there are ten dollars for the cute little Zhengma inside! Big eyes are so fun! Anyway, I won't watch Chen Kexin's movies again. I don't need to watch Donnie Yen's movies. It's not my food at all.
In the end, did you find that I didn't even mention the CP of Liu Jinxi X Xu Baijiu? Because I'm so disgusted, a word of rot rotted my hand!
that's all.
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