Marry a wife to take Simon

Guido 2022-01-16 08:02:34



Huang Xi got his PhD in the United States and later taught in American universities. Perform stand-up comedy in bars and clubs after class. Huang Xi laughed at himself because he couldn't understand English, so he left a label "if you don't speak English. Go home" in the car for two years. Huangxi is still the case. What about the stowaways who hide in the small restaurant doing the dishes, in order to settle down in this place, how hard do they work hard by hiding in the dark corner?
New York has not only the Upper East Side (the wealthy area), but also Brooklyn. Even so, people who yearn for the United States are still succeeding. No matter what method they use, they always have to take a look at this legendary golden place. Weiwei is like that.





The task of drawing children until they are grown up, Chinese parents is not over yet. They have to watch their children marry wives and have children.
Wei Tong keeps receiving marriage urging orders from his family. Reluctantly fill in the conditions for choosing a spouse.
Two doctorates, one in physics. Height 178. Speaks five languages. Can sing a drama.
There is no doubt about the above conditions, I want to tell the dating agency: see how you find it!
This dating agency is really unusual, and such conditions have not stumped them. It seems that there is only money that can't be paid, and no one can't find it.
It was also because the dating agency was so powerful that Simon came up with the once-and-for-all bad idea of ​​a fake marriage. So two people live in the apartment came from Taiwan to attend the wedding of two old Gao admitted to the false bride Whiskers.




more back to play, not play the opening game of the door does not attract more Is handsome.
Good cooking; considerate (this can be seen from the meeting ceremony he gave the two elders); participate in the whole wedding ceremony quietly and slightly sadly; by the way, give sweet gifts to the lover (for details, please refer to the opening gift to Weitong The brick).
When Mr. Gao was tasting the dishes, Simon leaned in Wei Tong's ear and asked him if he liked it. Wei Tong lightly returned to it. Simon was happy. Simon has done almost everything a good wife should do, saying that it is almost because Simon can't wear the splendid cheongsam after all, can't wear the coral brooch with golden bracelet that symbolizes wealth, and most importantly, can't lay eggs.
When Weiwei used calligraphy to flatter the old man, Simon definitely felt that he had no place to stand. When Weiwei changed his clothes, the Gao family of three gathered around. Our poor Simon could only hold on to the wall far away, feeling sad.


If

possible, Wei Tong really wants to avoid it. However, the old Chen suppressed his unfilial piety, and the wedding banquet was imperative.
Chinese weddings are very particular about: worship high halls, eat lotus seeds, ride in floats, take wedding photos, children jump from bed, and finally the highlight of the wedding: wine.
This wedding banquet. The old man is happy, Gao's mother is happy, the guests are happy, Weitong and Simon are quite upset. As for Weiwei, I think her mood should be complicated. No matter what the mood of everyone is, something happened. Weiwei is pregnant.
Who is the blame?
Is Simon not supposed to propose a fake marriage? Is Weiwei not supposed to seduce Wei Tong? Weitong shouldn't be drunk and lose self-control? Maybe, both. Weiwei was pregnant, so there was a quarrel over breakfast. Old man Gao lived up to expectations and entered the hospital with a slight stroke. The two elders live in the apartment, which makes people always fearful that the two elders will see something terrible in the next second. Gao's mother is okay. Old man Gao's face is the best and his heart is not good. If you see a stimulating scene and you don't get a slap, you can pass it if you don't know.
Hide and hide from the old man. The old man is not blind, look, listen, understand. Maybe no one can see clearly than the old man. It's just that the old man really wants to hug his grandson.




Farewell, Simon's earrings were put on again.

Gao's mother said-I am happy, the
old man said-I am also happy

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The Wedding Banquet quotes

  • Justice of the Peace: Okay, now you: "I, Wee-Wee..."

    Wei-Wei: Wee-Wee.

    Justice of the Peace: "... take you, Wai Tung..."

    Wei-Wei: Wee-Wee.

    Justice of the Peace: Okay. "To be my wedded husband... to have and to hold..."

    Wei-Wei: Holding to have, husband, mine...

    Justice of the Peace: "... for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer..."

    Wei-Wei: Better and richer, no poorer.

    Justice of the Peace: "... in sickness and in health, till death do us part."

    Wei-Wei: Till sickness and death.

    Justice of the Peace: Groovy. Rings.

  • Mrs. Gao: [about Wei-Wei] What do you think?

    Mr. Gao: She'll make a lot of babies.