Not worth the time to see,

Jabari 2022-11-17 03:46:41

Two points cannot be more. A script written by a primary school student, I don’t know if this is a 16 or 18 ban. The screen is full of swear words. Can the child see the sex scene? Derailed shots? Bloody shots? Who was this shot for? Doesn't it feel too naive to photograph an adult? Can such a slow-moving zombie pass sixty steps of the old man and old lady? The rookie male protagonist can push them a horse with one hand. Is this power the same as that of a native dog?

What do you want to show? Music influences everything? Is it not fast enough to know that music can attract the attention of zombies?

Did the heroine lead the investment into the group? Can a single player win the Grammy Award by opening Wushuang and the Virgin?

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Extended Reading

Little Monsters quotes

  • Max: What's happening?

    Teddy McGiggle: We're all gonna die.

    Vivienne: Are we gonna die Miss Caroline?

    Miss Caroline: No. It's part of the game. The zombies are not real.

    Teddy McGiggle: Like fuck they're not!

  • Teddy McGiggle: I fucking hate those little Kiddlywinks. Fucking the shit out of their moms was the only thing that made it better, until it didn't.

    Teddy McGiggle: You realize that you're only doing it because you're dead inside. And it's the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself.