"Abattoir Guidelines" Film Review

Kassandra 2022-05-05 06:01:02

Just looking at the cast, I think it's a good movie, but after watching it, I know what disappointment is.

The story takes place in the British luxury college "Spartan College" with a long history and beautiful environment, with large green lawns, dense forests, clear lakes, and a typical British style college. And under this glamorous appearance, there is a strict hierarchy. The principal is the leader of this system, and the top students are his right-hand man. One day a rookie came to the school and lifted the veil of this mysterious academy from the perspective of a freshman.

It turns out that there is an unfathomable sinkhole deep in the forest of this mysterious college, which releases flammable gas. The greedy dean unites the pressure company to extract flammable gas, and stipulates that the forest is a restricted area, and no one can trespass. Little did they know that there were creatures from hell hidden under the tiankeng, all of which were eventually released and washed the academy. The head of Dean Sand Sculpture contributed to the monster without exception. The killing was on the verge. The newbie rookie and his classmates fled around, and finally strayed into the tunnel and found the monster's nest. Ji Zhongshengzhi finally used combustible gas to blow up the monster's nest, and it was this college that destroyed it with them. Finally, the college was bombed with an inexplicable pleasure!

Apart from the actors, the film basically has nothing to watch. The film just combines British comedy with horror and blood, but there is no chemical reaction, and the plot is boring. The monster design is a big flaw. It is not scary but disgusting. Films that don't have a lot of thoughts waste such a powerful cast. It’s surprising that such a movie made in the United Kingdom dazzled the audience nakedly. In the hot summer, if you have nothing to do and want to watch bad movies, this is a good choice!

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  • Don Wallace: [incredulously on observing an Andromeda Students' orgy] We're going to let them run our fucking country?

  • [last lines]

    Meredith Houseman: [looking around to see his group deserted him] They left me!

    [beat]

    Meredith Houseman: Little Shits!