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At the beginning of the film, the family drove into a bunch of barren mountain villas under the escort of the American army. Each villa has been repaired in a particularly compelling style. The Internet celebrities have the same style of Douyin. Each family donates an American macho or macho for the country, each with a spoiled wife and a cute baby, to show your interest in watching movies. Immediately mentioned s block.
An old head of an American MLM organization, with his security captain and a female doctor intern (note that the entire plan that is about to be ushered in is done by the single needle of this female doctor), and he began his grand human evolution to move to Titan. action.
This big Boss, unsurprisingly, with a firm belief in changing the future, innate brainwashing sorcery, super execution power, and his luxurious Partner team, recruited the group of start-up elites at the beginning of the film. A group of people meditate in the morning class, prohibit alcohol, exercise, and fight drugs. They only hope to evolve successfully after ten days and a half months and log on to Titan to save all mankind.
Although I don’t know why a good earth keeps going to immigrate to Titans, why immigrating people have to evolve themselves into animals, but since some audiences are led by blind big flickers, there are little beautiful doctors who give injections a day, and the soldiers just care. Just do it.
So in the process of evolution, they all become like flying fish in the sea, they are not afraid of cold, not afraid of lack of oxygen, have double cat eyes and will peel...In short, the process of evolving into "Titans" is something that people look forward to. Look at the Avatar back then, how spooky it was!
After some unbelievable tossing, those who were not firm in their beliefs, lacked the protagonist's aura, and had to take part in the drama, received the boxes one by one. As a pioneer of human evolution with a historical mission, the great hero and heroine has finally completed the evolution! The camera zooms in! enlarge! Be clear! What the hell is this! ? This is the advanced Titan?
Is this evolution or degradation? The evolution in Professor Da Huyou's eyes is to run fast and swim vigorously to take off. As for "IQ", that is the scum to be discarded in the theory of evolution. Even if the IQ does not need to evolve, what do you mean by giving the audience a pair of stunners?
Well, I can’t hear, read, write or communicate. You say that they are a certain "high-level communication frequency" that low-level humans cannot hear. Then when the male and female Titans looked at each other, they opened their small eyes and stuck their big noses. , What does it mean to move slowly and tilt your head in confusion? Did this evolve the Titans, or turn the distant relatives of Avatar into the first generation robots?
In view of the deaths of a lot of training partners, the high loss of the two Titans came out. I gave them a good idea and would not listen to them. If they were slow and social, I tolerated it. I slapped it out, and the middle and ring fingers were stuck What the hell is it now? This can be regarded as echoing the flashing wedding ring shots in the film. I can't wear it anymore. The Titans are doomed to be single dogs.
You say that the earth is going to be destroyed, and somehow make some pictures of Ai Ai. In each frame of the love life between the male Titan and his wife before he transforms into a movie, he must post the "Where can I take pictures of the wedding dress" in front of the background, the earth With so much beauty, you have to zoom.
During the evolution process, there always seems to be a story between the female warrior and the male protagonist. Later, the evolution of both succeeded. The married male protagonist broke away from the wedding ring again. They saw the story of the Titans Adam and Eve.
Then the female titans turned their bones and claws out of her fiancé’s heart, and Pi Diandian sent them to the male titans’ home. In their affectionate exchanges, the great brilliance of modern monogamy in marriage awakened the director’s cross-talk. Species Spring Dream, quickly sent an upright base leader, and brought several groups of counter-strike elites to arrest people.
Finally, the deviant female Titan was killed by the counter-terrorist stormtrooper. The male Titan successfully escaped under the cover of his wife, and was successfully arrested under the call of his wife (Are you kidding me?) and locked in an iron cage, Big Boss said , You go and give him some love water, so we can send him to Titan (didn't you say to save mankind? Forget about it, will you come to save me?). The doctor’s wife is very alert, thinking that you, the immortal, want to lie to me. We pulled the marriage certificate. He is my ghost in life and death. You can’t forget me in this life. So she gave the violent Er Lengzi the package of water, which didn't work at all, and when she saw someone, she would only listen to her wife's words.
This situation is embarrassing. Dozens of guns from the stormtroopers are here again. The justice leader has not been brainwashed this time, and he has his own opinions and judgments... Finally, I don’t know whether it was the scissor hand or the director who was too lazy. Take it, anyway, the male titans really got on the titans.
I really don’t know where the courage of this film came from to name myself "Super xx", I thought it was a movie, and I seemed to be watching the 10 seasons American TV series S01E01; I thought it was a space monster movie, and it seemed romantic. Emotional ethics drama. In the world of love, Xiao San is Xiao San. Even if you think that you and the male lead have evolved into a new species together, and his yellow-faced woman stays in place, people will not abandon your wife for you, but women will be angry for the man. The stupidity of killing the original partner is so painful to realize that it is the truth that surrounds the world.
Finally, I hope that the male Titans have already evolved self-reproduction, and are not alone or lonely on the beautiful Titans, and don't come back for a sequel forever.
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