It's a spoof, but the spoof is very good

Ola 2022-01-14 08:01:40


Generally speaking, it is a very interesting film. If you are used to watching horror movies or cult movies, the interest will be doubled.

At the beginning of the article, a character BOZO appeared, made into a game character file, and marked out the name, job, life span and so on. Others are okay. We often see introductions of people who cut corners in cult movies, but the column of life expectancy (life expectancy), I am happy to see it, watching horror movies, everyone is good to guess who's next?, the next one Who's going to die? The director is telling you clearly, don't guess, let me spoil you first. Next, various roles all appeared on stage, and the director's spoof meaning became stronger and stronger. For example, the life expectancy of a mobster is a wild card, and BOZO’s brother in a wheelchair is "They wouldn't kill a cripple, would they?", a grandmother like an old bustard. It's "maybe it's already hung up." If the introduction of the first character is still serious, it's already half of the exercises here.

From the first ten minutes, we have seen that this movie is a horror-comedy route, and the minimum director limit is very low.

On the thirteenth minute, I found out that I was wrong.

The hero, who is accustomed to routine, walked into the bar with blood stains, telling everyone that a monster is coming, and we can only survive if we work together. What is the introduction of this hero?
Name: hero
Occupation: kicking ass
Life expectancy: pretty fucking good (quite long)
He ordered everyone to block the doors and windows, and the scene was all at once suppressed. Who would you ask you? He said coolly that he will save your people.

Then he was dragged out by the monster and killed.

The director is really bad.

In literary works, hero can be translated into male protagonist in addition to being a hero. A typical male protagonist, a hero, was introduced as a person with a "very long lifespan" and was killed in seconds after playing for three minutes.

The director's lower limit has been refreshed.

Then the hero's wife appeared. Her introduction was:
Name: heroine
Occupation: Wear a tight vest, take a big shotgun, save the world
Life expectancy: Hope to be longer than the previous hero
, yes, heroine can be translated into a heroine . Then, the son of a single mother, the only child in the whole story, is cute, and his life expectancy is "a beautiful and complete life", and he was seconded by the monster. The child with the least dead in the horror film was second.

The director's lower limit has been refreshed.

Seeing this, I already understand that the life expectancy of all characters is nonsense. The goal of the director is very clear.
Therefore, the various humorous jokes that appeared later did not count, and all kinds of ridicules: The

life expectancy of the bartender was that the life expectancy was miserable within 70 minutes, and he died of a heart attack just before dawn. When he died, being together with BOZO pressing with a wooden monster, suddenly suffered a heart attack, BOZO: "Are you kidding me ( you fucking play with me?)?!"

Lifetime prediction hawkers transport beer is "Cock wire and forced to stay in general The first one died, he was both...", it is true in ordinary movies, but it turns out to be the last ones to die.

The usual motivating speeches are all done here by a married hypocrite who looks like a gentleman, but actually wants to make a hot girl. After the monster came, his speech made him look funny and clumsy. His explanation was "I'm sorry, I'll talk when I'm nervous".

Made an incendiary bomb, and the dick silk vendor wanted to blow up the monster half-deadly. If you think "oh, this kind of mortal blow is the most effective" then you are wrong. The luck is also very good. If the lighter is dropped, you can avoid a paw when you pick the lighter. If you think "this guy is lucky or will live to the end" then you are wrong. In the end, the incendiary bomb didn't ignite, and he got a headshot.

The old lady hid in the refrigerator and was killed when she finally came out.

Although this movie is not completely deconstructed like a cabin in the woods, it is a counter-terrorist film. But it is also full of mockery, so why can't the protagonist die? There is no protagonist here, and the last survivor is really just surviving. So why did Diosi and Daobi die in the first place? I will let him die at last. So why is there still time to talk nonsense at the moment of life and death? Nonsense is all things that are done in the middle of the outside world.

So you see, it's also a small investment, and it's also a b-level movie, and interesting people can play different tricks. This trick, this spoof, is what I like about it.

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Feast quotes

  • Bozo: YOU!

    Grandma: [Drunkenly] What?

    Bozo: You know somethin'!

    Grandma: Huh?

    Bozo: You're old! You've seen things!

    Grandma: I don't know a thing.

    Bartender: Easy there...

    Bozo: Back off me, whitey! I'm interrogating her.

    Bozo: Old people know things, like legends and tall tales and shit.

    Grandma: No... really... I don't...

    Bozo: Come on! Spill it! Or I'll get rough!

    Grandma: I don't know anything!

    [Points to Bartender]

    Grandma: Why don't you ask him? He's old!

    Heroine: Relax. She doesn't know anything.

    Bozo: Yeah... allegedly.

  • Bozo: [Locked in bedroom as monster is coming through window] Okay! I'm ready to come out now!

    Bartender: [Bartender fumbles outside with key; it breaks in the lock] Oh.

    Bozo: [Panicking, rattling doorknob] OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"?

    Coach: [Relatively calmly. i.e. oh, shit] Cheese and crackers.