Woody Allen's cold joke

Ericka 2022-01-11 08:02:24

One word remembers it as nonsensical.
Add a cello to the marching band.
slow. Don't know how to run away after doing bad things.
He robbed the bank and wrote a typo on the note handed to the teller. Then everyone in the bank discussed with Woody Allen about abt or act, gub or gun, and the robbery became absurd. (Reminds me of the bank robbing clip in Stephen Chow's "New Jing Wu Men", "I want your virgin body", "Quick, right here, now", all because of misunderstandings and special occasions. There is also a short film. The unemployed took a gun to the bank instead of grabbing money, but wanted a job. The bank manager hired him because of his proficient business level. Within a few days, another robber came to rob the bank, and the unemployed who found a job shot him. By dying that robber, he became the hero of this bank.)
Little clever, stupid and unexpected clever-use soap as a pistol to escape from prison. As a result, the soap pistol turned into foam at the gate of the prison because of the heavy rain, and Woody returned to the prison again.
Confronting the police with a lighter pistol.
Still stupid and unlucky. In broad daylight, Woody went to steal the jewelry. He professionally cut the glass of the jewelry shop facing the street side window, but instead of taking the jewelry, he took the piece of glass and left. Woody went to the pet shop to steal, and the pet shop chased a gorilla.
Woody steals from a woman in white, but falls in love with this woman. In order to be with her, Woody lied that he was a cellist working in the band.
Woody robbed the bank again and went to jail, and discussed the escape with a few inmates. However, after the plan was canceled, Woody escaped from prison alone without knowing it.
Woody wants to murder the woman who blackmailed him. He made the detonator into a candle and gave it to the woman who wanted to murder, but the candle was too thick to be inserted into the candlestick. He wanted to take the knife from the dinner plate to stab someone, but he got a goose leg by mistake and slammed the woman's back.
Woody had a child, and the police car chased after him. Woody drove the car and his wife taught the child to read in the co-pilot.
Woody robbed again and prepared to enter the bank pretending to be a filmmaker. One of the robbers was an outdated silent film director, but he ran into another group of robbers in the bank. Regarding the question of which robbers should rob, Woody suggested that The tellers of the bank voted. In the end, the two groups were arrested together and sent to labor camps to smash stones and build roads.
Before the robbery, Woody caringly discussed with his wife what clothes to wear, which was also a joke on some occasions.
Ask questions about women about the unreliable nature of love in serious and scary occasions.
Throw the head of the hammer out while working and kill the worker on one side.
After breaking out of prison again, Woody and five other prisoners were tied to an iron chain. Six people walked through the wasteland road in a row, knocked on the door of the old lady's house, and whispered to the toilet to pee on critical occasions, full of joy.
The unplanned idiot robber Woody Allen became a celebrity and was named the most popular robber of the year.
Woody met his middle school classmate, the trombone player of the marching band, and now an FBI investigator. Woody robbed him first, and then the agent realized that he was a policeman and arrested Woody. Throughout the process, the two people had a friendly and enthusiastic exchange of nostalgia, and the scene was very absurd. I can’t help but think of the episode in "The King of Comedy" where the gangster went to collect protection fees but met the dean of the University of Hong Kong who switched to filming the MV.
In short, if Woody Allen's funny way, it should belong to the type of nonsensical. Stupid, abnormal, making small problems, doing crooked questions.

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Take the Money and Run quotes

  • Bank Teller #1: Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?

    Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?

    Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

    Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

  • Virgil: Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!