[China Version] The Shark Mouth Escape Fantasy of the Great Tsunami

Archibald 2022-01-14 08:01:58

A big tsunami suddenly happened, and a group of people were trapped in the supermarket. There are whites and Asians, but blacks are alone. Oh, it suddenly dawned on me that this is not in the United States, but in British Australia.
Wow, I also saw the long-lost Chinese in it. The former Shaolin boy has disappeared and his head and brain have become tall and mighty now. When watching this film, please pay attention to Shi Xiaolong. I don’t know if it is his poor spoken language or the director thinks that people of the yellow race are the kind of reticent but strong heart. In short, although he does not have many lines, he is the one who saved everyone. The hero, set off a big climax when the plot progressed to the middle. (I saw the comments and found out that I had admitted the wrong person...The heroine boyfriend who saved everyone is Qi Yuwu, sorry, sorry!)

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After reading it, I would think that if a similar tsunami happened in China, it might be small yellow croaker and pipi shrimp, but not great white sharks. At that time, people trapped in the supermarket might start a fire to sing and eat the grilled fish hot pot.
If there are big sharks, it is also their death day. The shark ran into Guangdong silver. I'm afraid it wasn't that it ate us, but that it was maimed. Shark's fin feast, delicious and delicious.
After eating and drinking, the super handcrafted Wenzhou people began to process shark teeth and shark skin into leather bags, insoles, children's toys or pretty girls' pendants. Not to mention, the processing of this thing is pretty awesome.
The northeast girl put on shark skin and danced on the shelf. Beijing Guoer joined the show, screaming and drinking draught beer, and slammed a young student from Western Sichuan, "Oh, come on!"
The dolls in northern Shaanxi have never seen this situation. Listening to the Tianjin guy's stand-up with Xinjiang dolls, I feel that the fishy smell is still not as charming as the mutton smell, and they secretly vowed to eat the cannabis flower next time. Speak fluent Mandarin.
The red face of the Tibetan Dolma Plateau is paired with a shark skin bag, and it is praised by Fujian sea turtles as postmodern. The Sichuan girl was shocked, wondering if there was any aftermath. The Shandong calf asked cheerfully, "I am happy, are you happy?" Lei Lei from Wuhan said, "I am a bitch, I am happy.
The next day, Xiao Qi from Hainan saw a piece of news: trying to make the people live a better life, vigorously developing the import and export of shark processing, she turned her lips, put on a bikini, and went to sea. Xin said that sharks are almost extinct this year.

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Bait quotes

  • Heather: Do you see it anywhere?

    Kyle: [sarcastically] Yeah, I see it, but I'm keeping it a secret from you because I want you to be surprised!

    Heather: Oh, thank you for your thoughtfulness, Kyle. Really, it's always what I wanted in a boyfriend.

    [the shark swims past the rear end of the car]

    Heather: Oh! I can't handle this much longer. It may seem surprising, but I'm not equipped to deal with this kind of situation.

    Heather: [puts her dog in the back seat] Here, Bulli, you need some space.

    [the shark smashes into Kyle's window, water starts to pour in]

    Heather: Kyle, do something, you have to do something!

    Kyle: What! Like what? Ask the fucking thing to go away?

  • Jaimie: It's coming back!

    [we see the fin swimming past the far end]

    Jaimie: Why does it keep doing that, just circling?

    Tina: Cause it's not sure what we are. It's curious.

    Kirby: Curious about what, sharks are only curious about one thing. It's trying to decide if we're food or not!