Typical bad movie

Anthony 2022-01-14 08:01:58

First cry for my 70 oceans.

Let me talk about Shi Xiaolong first, I didn't notice it. Before watching the film, I paid attention to the first few shots, but I didn't see it. I didn’t notice it when I was in the bar. Later, I said it was the one who came out to dance and toast... I didn’t find it was Shi Xiaolong.

Speaking of the bar... Really all sorts of clothes... It's not a look...By the way, it's a surprise.

Tell me about this clip.
Before the opening, 5 minutes, the shark appears, eh. A little blood, you have to say scared, a little bit. Then the 35-minute plot pave the way. It still has nothing to do with the title. Then there is a hint of 15 minutes or so, or something like the first to suppress. This 55 minutes passed. The last 2 minutes of credits are deducted. A 35-minute escape from the supermarket... Well, it's the name...


Let me talk about the actor. The
hero: The robber is not good yet like the protagonist... Nothing was done during the whole process. Go to the basement to rescue 2 people and kill 2 sharks. What's behind the BUG is talking about. Then I didn't do anything... The

heroine: In addition to eliciting a few supporting roles, he encouraged the hero. So Sadhu didn’t do it...The

heroine’s brother: Although you only have one or two scenes... It was so fast...

good robber: he is like a hero than everyone else, he became a robber because of coercion. There is excuse for not killing or setting fire. So it's not dead. I got to the girl inexplicably.

Bad robber: You killed someone, even though you hid deeply. The exposure of your identity led to your death. However, at first, the body shape in the car was a little bit different from the later body shape. Didn't the good robber hear the sound? Too fake.

Police: There are so many guns in the trunk of the Australian police? Basically it did nothing. You should thank the tsunami for repairing the father-daughter relationship.

Female thief: Stealing because of rebellion, and you got the hook, the merits and demerits are equal, you don't have to die, congratulations. You also want to thank the tsunami for repairing the father-daughter relationship.

South Korean boss: The face shape is absolutely Korean... Asians are sure... As a profiteer, you are more than wronged if

you die... Beijinger: You must die if you pry a wall... But in the end, the way to give you a tragic hero's death, it really is. Chinese invested...

Female clerk: What are you doing? What are you doing? In addition to being ambiguous to the male protagonist, in addition to soaking up a good robber, what else are you doing? Do you need to exist for the whole film?

Che Man: Your accidental death illustrates two things. Everyone is responsible for protecting small animals. Piracy is illegal. These 2 points are very fatal.

Cha Girl: What are you doing? What are you doing? Except for being noisy, besides loving your dog very much, besides the welfare that had no welfare at first, what did you do? Do you need to exist for the whole film?

Male clerk: You are the brightest in the whole film. The only one who has been making efforts to escape. But... you are a otaku... a bit super capable...

Security guard: I'm not sure why you are going to die... You didn't do anything bad... Did you catch a thief? Or is it a crime to fire a male clerk for bringing in a manager?

Dog: You are the main actor. Without you, this movie eclipses the

Shark: When the Garage Shark dies, what I can say is the emoticon... It's so cute

. There are many bugs in the plot... I don't want to list them all. It's just a BUG. And it is the ultimate BUG that leads to other BUGs.
The supermarket on the first floor and the parking lot on the second floor of the basement. With the entrance and height of that size, how did the two sharks get in... or the big shark... This is solved... the others are simple.

What stun gun can electrocute sharks. The two big humans who fell into the shark's water just after the power-up didn't feel it at all. Sharks eat living people and not bloody dead bodies. It’s a trivial matter... The

language translation is very sharp... Sister HOLD has...


Summary:
This film is
not scary: there is not much blood, and the taste is not heavy. The bite picture is basically blurred.
No horror: The plot is too slow and horrifying, and you have to keep catching people's emotions to be horrified.
No disaster: the disaster tsunami is the background, and a fake tsunami is coming.
Not in love: love at first sight.
No action: The only action to step aside is to kill 2 sharks, let alone whether it is fake or not, the time ratio is there.
Slightly comedy: The escape of the dog is the most comedy...

The 2 stars were added because it was 3D...


PS: When the last seagull came out, I was still thinking, if the shark came out to eat the seagull, it would be God ended...and I guessed it right.

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Extended Reading

Bait quotes

  • Heather: Do you see it anywhere?

    Kyle: [sarcastically] Yeah, I see it, but I'm keeping it a secret from you because I want you to be surprised!

    Heather: Oh, thank you for your thoughtfulness, Kyle. Really, it's always what I wanted in a boyfriend.

    [the shark swims past the rear end of the car]

    Heather: Oh! I can't handle this much longer. It may seem surprising, but I'm not equipped to deal with this kind of situation.

    Heather: [puts her dog in the back seat] Here, Bulli, you need some space.

    [the shark smashes into Kyle's window, water starts to pour in]

    Heather: Kyle, do something, you have to do something!

    Kyle: What! Like what? Ask the fucking thing to go away?

  • Jaimie: It's coming back!

    [we see the fin swimming past the far end]

    Jaimie: Why does it keep doing that, just circling?

    Tina: Cause it's not sure what we are. It's curious.

    Kirby: Curious about what, sharks are only curious about one thing. It's trying to decide if we're food or not!