Christmas Chips in Syrup

Lindsay 2022-01-14 08:01:57

The story of how the male doctor who invented the vibrator fell in love with the feminist is very politically correct while maintaining a happy mood. It is a very harmonious Christmas movie.

It is said that before the middle of the last century, hysteria existed as a gynecological disease recognized by the medical community. Frustrated women with leisure and money who suffered from this disease had to rely on gynecologists to regularly "rejuvenate". The actor was originally a young doctor with great ambitions to save the world, but he hit a wall in various clinics and ended up in the famous hysteria clinic in London. Because of his beautiful face, he was praised by frustrated women. Soon after he treated the illness and saved others, he got cramps in his hands. …

It's no coincidence that the book is not written. The protagonist happens to have a Frankenstein friend who is keen to invent and is developing a feather duster powered by electricity. Amidst the roar of the four-cylinder-driven generator, the feather duster was spinning rapidly, and the male protagonist was able to see from this machine that one kind of "friend of women" was transformed into another kind of "friend of women". Possibility, since then liberated oneself from "manipulative skills." The protagonist and Frankenstein recorded in the experiment that Miss Molly Lolly, a volunteer attempter, used this four-cylinder-driven feather duster to convulse three times within five minutes.

The rest is not spoiled. Anyway, whether the vibrator, a small tool for the benefit of the people, was invented by a male creampie doctor who fell in love with feminists, it doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not.

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Hysteria quotes

  • Edmund St. John-Smythe: [brainstorming] The Rubby-Nubby.

    Mortimer Granville: The Vibratorium.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: The Jiggly-Wiggly?

    Mortimer Granville: Paroxysmator.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: Oh, the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

    Mortimer Granville: The Excitetator?

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: Mr. Wobbly.

    Mortimer Granville: Oh, please.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: What about, The Squealer?

  • Charlotte Dalrymple: For us it's mindless housework and doting on some halfwit.

    Mortimer Granville: You can make some halfwit very happy.

    Charlotte Dalrymple: It's simply not enough for me, or for most women. Would it be enough for you?

    Mortimer Granville: Oh, I'm not most women.