I won’t write the film reviews. The viewers have their own ideas. Now I sort out the monologue according to the Chinese subtitles I read (thanks to the subtitle authors who have worked so hard to translate), and send it out to share with colleagues who have never watched it.
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What's the problem? The problem is that she is a woman, nothing else Yes, the problem is, of course I hope that I am alive and there is nothing wrong, but if I live well, it will be a big deal for her! What is there to worry about? She just wants to celebrate, because This is what she wants!
Seriously, during this period of time, whenever she speaks, I want to find something to plug her mouth! Believe me, I have seen everything in the past six months , I have had enough. What shit love? What love? What happiness is there? Love is when you are full of longing for happiness, but after you go in, you can only work hard for her happiness! She celebrates her birthday, and her dog also celebrates her birthday. , She celebrates the New Year, even you have a New Year! No one can make these girls happy, happy women simply don’t exist!
Take, for example, Batman’s girlfriend. Before he became Batman, she always said: "You can't do anything", "You are really useless, you are a waste, how can I be with a man like you?" This poor guy became Batman. , On the same day she said: "You are Batman? But I just want to find an ordinary person" "How can I be with you?"
It's all the fault of the love story, the Bollywood romantic movie of the dog day! The woman and the man fell in love, and they were finally together. At the end of the film, no one will tell you what happened afterwards. Let me tell you what will happen next. If the man did not hold the girl for two days, something went wrong. What if he did? She would say again, huh, not caring at all. What are you talking about?
They won’t be tired from shopping! First they wanted to buy cushions, and now they wanted to buy curtains. The cushions didn’t match the curtains, so she bought cushions again. I now have so many cups that I can sell it, and the money I sell can last a month! She went to buy something, but what she bought back was another thing. She would bother me for two weeks. , I want to buy a table or a table... She has been shopping for five hours in the store, and finally came back with a pair of broken slippers! So I started to bother me again to buy a table or a table.
I work in the office and she called. I answered the phone and said to her: "I can't call now". Is this really that difficult to understand? She would say: "What if you just talk to me for two minutes?" If I tell you What can you get after two minutes? I can't talk to you well in two minutes. Then, if I didn't say "I love you" before I hung up...she would cry. This phone really annoys me. It’s for my own life. It’s like a rope tied around my neck. Have you seen their mobile phone ads? Only 1 Paisa per second. Why don’t you make more calls? (Note: 100 Paisa = 1 Rupee = 0.12 RMB) If the price is lower, it won't kill people? But what if you tell them that? "Oh, you are not willing to talk to me, oh, you are not interested in me anymore." "You are not willing to talk to me, what am I calling you for?" Damn, how do I know what you called me for? ! Go ask the telecom boss to go! I tell you, the dog in the phone advertisement is definitely a mother. (Vodaphone advertisement) Really, I packed the ticket "Wherever you are, we will follow" (advertising language) What do you think?
Columbus clearly ran into the New World because he was wandering around. Why did he say he found India in the first place? That's not the case, because he understands (women). Poor, he just wants to go to a faraway place, but he and his wife have to say that he is going to India! Otherwise she will definitely ask him: "Where are you going? What are you going to do?" "Oh? You don't know what you want. Where are you going?" "Why didn't you tell me honestly, you want to get rid of me?" People are laughing at this poor guy to this day!
I work in a company and receive a text message saying "I love you" so I answered her "I love you too" and then I received one text after another. She was in the last class? If I didn’t reply two text messages, she immediately called me, and If you don’t answer the phone, you will receive a message after 10 minutes: "I think we may still be unsuitable." In just 10 minutes, it will change from "Baby, I love you" to " I think we may still be unsuitable", it's still a condition of their normal mood and not depressed, now I know why men are prone to die of heart disease, and why gays have begun to occupy the world, because there is no woman to destroy Lose their happiness! People say: Behind every successful man there is a woman. Yes, but no one tells you: Behind every unsuccessful man, there is also a woman. And we all know that there are too many unsuccessful people in this world than successful people.
I work in a company, and I told her to get home later. So she refused to eat, and went to bed on an empty stomach. If I asked her to eat, this would happen again. Wouldn’t it mean that I should not work? Go home? Comfort them? Let them eat well? Do them one by one. Even if you do all of this, and then sit quietly in the corner alone, she will still come over and ask: "What are you thinking?" "What are you thinking?" "What are you thinking about?" "I'll stop, I don't think about anything! Now I just think about how can I shut you up? "What are you thinking about?" She just put a camera in my mind and forget it! So We stopped talking after these things.
"We need to talk", "I think we may still not be suitable" I tell you, you can't talk about anything with a woman. Because they said they wanted to talk, but in fact they are arguing about anything with women! Oh, you can't compete with women in this argument, boss. Because we men have a basic principle, since we have to fight, we must have logic and reason. Women don’t care about this at all. How could she lose because of that kind of useless stuff? Women quarrel with you, never quarreling with you today. They will wait two months before quarreling with you, two months ago. Who remembers the matter! But the women remember, oh yo, this is not a small weapon, it’s a heavy machine gun! This thing really has to be a bit more troublesome before you can use it! You want to prove that you are right, what do you think about it? You are justified, but you hear her say, "Don't hold your finger at me!" You can't even notice that your innocent finger has been pointed at them... So your whole argument is Bye bye instantly. And the subject of the argument suddenly became "How dare you hold your finger at me?" Who made the rules? Who made them?! If they quarreled with them, they picked up a shoe and threw you at it, it didn’t matter at all. , But even if you just point at them with your hand, it’s over—she’s right, you’re wrong!
Do you know why we have to play snake music to make them dance before the wedding? Because even drumming I also remind you: What is going to enter your life next! That is their theme song! Tell me, what did she come to do? What if I do the same? If I call her When a friend complains, she will say: "Oh, did you call my friend?" "Want to win their sympathy?" "Why don't you just go to bed with her?" It's ridiculous, buddy!
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