In the new year, let’s start with the topic of love, such as the adult toy god horse

Ericka 2022-01-14 08:01:57

At a dinner party, the boss talked about a "health revelation" published in the newspaper-the secret to living to 100 years old: eating a piece of dark chocolate and having sex once a day. Female colleague A immediately asked, "Is this time calculated by overturning or by orgasm?" The boss thought for a while, "Should be calculated by orgasm?" Colleague A shrugged, "No wonder women live longer, of course, the premise is that the orgasm is not counted on men." . Everyone laughed.
Later, I saw a similar scene in a movie: a man and a woman pretending to be a husband and wife in order to legally adopt a child. During the period, they have to pass a couples questionnaire test. One of the questions is how often the two have sex. Because there is no good trick beforehand, the man’s answer is There are nearly twice as many as the woman. The censor asked what was going on. The woman had a clever idea and replied, "He counts it by the number of pushovers, and I count it by the number of orgasms." The audience laughed wildly.

The process of overthrowing when a party does not get an orgasm can not be regarded as sex or even mating, which is called fuck·force—by a friend.

At my sister's age, there are fewer girls and more matures around me. Married, especially a woman who has given birth to a child, can talk about everything. Sister Jie has accumulated a good image of speechlessness, faceless and skinless, and not judge personal affairs (?). I don’t know if I think it’s a magician version. Teacher Wan Feng, listen to something like "My boyfriend refuses to have circumcision" or "My boyfriend is too lazy to do foreplay" or "My boyfriend says that he won't get pregnant if he doesn't wear a T." The matter body and give various (?) suggestions of "dismiss him", "dismiss him" or "dismiss him".

It was surprising once. A female friend who has been married for many years and has one child suddenly tilted her head and asked me-what exactly is orgasm like? Sister looked down and saw that there was a bite of fresh and hot blood in her coffee cup! Then at the anniversary of Yila’s wedding, my sister gave me the same, cough, female-specific toys, and intimately included sex lubricants (every time there are 18 banned toys on the VP for sale, my sister would be itching, if it’s not for the body. For the proletariat, I’m afraid it’s time to store a house long ago). As a result, the husband went crazy, thinking that his sister was mocking his x ability ruthlessly and unreasonably. Ruthless, yes. Unreasonable and unprovoked? ! You said that you are a functional human who is not as good as Durex's pink rabbits. You have to waste time and energy doing piston exercises with you because of Mao. Hey, there is nothing good to do with this leisure time. Sister thinks that she is on the commanding heights of morality and reason!

Then, the boys released the following words: Women should not admit/enjoy/pursue sexual pleasure. shame on you! My wife taught me all the female flowers.

voilà, the above paragraph that occurred between senior Chinese intellectuals in the 21st century (since everyone is a master, you can count it) is the background of the film-except that this is in London, England, oh, it is in In the Victorian era, microbiology was not widely recognized and used in medicine, and the treatment of diseases was mainly based on bloodletting. The science and thought were closer to the Middle Ages and farther from the modern age.
At that time, European women had a disease called "hysteria". The main symptoms were similar to menopausal syndrome. In modern times, it was caused by hormonal imbalance. Although there was no such saying in the era, there was a particularly effective response to this disease. A very special treatment method-this method still exists, but it is no longer a formal medical treatment, but a type of physical therapy (?), called-private essential oil massage (this film is adapted from real events , Really!)
In our opinion, it certainly has another name that is more familiar and more concise-"Hand·Silver" (what, typos are required). But even though the relationship between this kind of silver and that kind of silver is so obvious, and I even dared to guarantee that it should be tacit in the case of some doctors, no one dared to stand up and openly say "These Women are not sick at all, they just don’t have enough sex.”

Because in Victorian London, women should not admit/enjoy/pursue sexual pleasure. shame on you!

The script takes this story that accidentally slips into the abyss of the Three Commons, and it supports it in the form of a light comedy, including a Victorian-style restraint coat (the protagonist fell in love with Emily at first sight, and has a long-lasting love with Charlotte, except for the last breakthrough In addition to the kiss, the gentleman and ladylike style of "Sense and Sensibility" is always maintained. The process of essential oil massage emphasizes joy and avoids lustful emotions), combined with the voice of female sovereignty (at the time, women There is no right to vote and enjoy higher education), the subversion of ancient medicine by microbiology, and the HE of free love, suddenly the color of curiosity has been greatly reduced, and it has become assertive-throwing away the ridiculous female exclusive of "hysteria" Symptoms, recognizing that women and men have the same right to climax in Pistons is not only a step towards rationality in scientific thinking, but also the first wave of social thoughts on gender equality.
Mortimer Granville, the inventor of the first female massager (this film is really based on real people!) was portrayed as a "progressive youth" at the beginning of the film, telling the stubborn old doctor about microorganisms. He was already a pioneer in scientific thinking, and the main obstacle preventing him from staying in human history was that he was still conservative in social thinking. Until I ran into the radical Charlotte Dalrymple (Maggie Gyllenhaal played a little bit too far in the film, it was really a bit crazy). It was the joint liberation of these two ideologies that gave birth to this instrument that saved the hands of many doctors who were engaged in the treatment of "female hysteria", and at the same time brought the gospel to many women-whether "hysterical" or not. .

According to statistics, this is the most popular toy in human history. Everyone deserves it, dear. Don't go away when you upload the subtitles, and take you through the various generations of massagers, dear. Married dears who don’t know what an orgasm is, ahem, it’s available on all major shopping websites.

Finally, I wish you all a happy new year.

PS: Hugh Dancy looked so delicious, no wonder the clinic's business became very popular after he was recruited!

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Hysteria quotes

  • Edmund St. John-Smythe: [brainstorming] The Rubby-Nubby.

    Mortimer Granville: The Vibratorium.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: The Jiggly-Wiggly?

    Mortimer Granville: Paroxysmator.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: Oh, the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

    Mortimer Granville: The Excitetator?

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: Mr. Wobbly.

    Mortimer Granville: Oh, please.

    Edmund St. John-Smythe: What about, The Squealer?

  • Charlotte Dalrymple: For us it's mindless housework and doting on some halfwit.

    Mortimer Granville: You can make some halfwit very happy.

    Charlotte Dalrymple: It's simply not enough for me, or for most women. Would it be enough for you?

    Mortimer Granville: Oh, I'm not most women.