Don't touch the straw dog's buns

Obie 2022-01-13 08:03:48

In the warm winter, it is still very cold. On the bus, the seats are full, but there are not many passengers. At this time, the windows are closed tightly, and no one has the urge to open the windows and be drawn by the wind. At this time, the man with a short briefcase with glasses suddenly inserted his orchid fingers into the car window glass and opened half of the windows, and the cold wind poured in in an instant. Everyone raised their collars, looked sideways, and then raised their eyes to see that this bastard was wearing a red sweater, a green leather vest, and a flesh-colored half-large down jacket, but he wore it open. Facing the cold wind of the window, the bastard was at ease...
I was separated by a seat distance from this window, and the cold war continued one after another. I wanted to close it but the distance was not enough. Several times I wanted to talk to the scumbag in the front seat. Looking sideways in the wind, I enjoyed it very much and had to give up. Before the car stopped for one stop, this bitch moved towards the door, Hu Zhanan suddenly closed the window for most of the time, and then relayed the rest, completely shutting down half of the window. The sound of "Bang Dang" made the bastard turn his head, Yu raised his head and looked directly at him, seeing his displeased expression on his face, Yu sneered and ignored. After two or three stops, Hu Zha Nan got out of the car, but the bastard rushed from the door to the seat, and opened the window wide. Yu was very unhappy. Just about to make a sound, he was covered by a cold wind. Stopping his mouth, at this moment the bitch got up again and squeezed out the moment the bus closed... The

above story happened half an hour after watching the movie and within an hour of writing this text. What is a straw dog? In the film, the writer thinks that his wife is a crude and crude life of the country people; and in the eyes of the locals, the writer is not actively involved in the fun of the locals, and the indifferent and indifferent to the faith of the locals is a mockery, like a straw dog; The author’s wife is like a steamed bun. Obviously, the ownership belongs to the author, and the local carpenters have objections to this...
Fucking life always comes from people’s different perceptions of some things and the resulting ambiguity effect. Right and wrong are each other. It was so obvious in the eyes of the contradictory party, the fire was lit like this, until one party koked the other party, the flame can be completely subdued until the next ambiguity arises.

Many times the word ambiguity is used in an attempt to quell the flames but it is too slight. Recently, a joint defense team from a certain place entered the house arrogantly, the wife of a merchant in the QQjj jurisdiction. This matter has the potential to be made into the Chinese version of "Straw Dog"
. How to shoot it:

A certain hawker struggled outside for n years, saved a lot of savings, and heard that his wife's hometown was open and invigorated, and the folk customs were still simple, so he and his wife returned to their natal home to open a shop.
The wife's fame shook the township back then, and now she is in Fengyun's time. At a meeting for promotion of harmonious coexistence and fair competition between small and medium-sized businesses held by relevant departments, I ran into Niu, who was pursuing and molested himself when he was going to school in his hometown. After graduating from high school, Niu did not continue his studies and did not go to work in the field. Instead, he entered a law enforcement team in a way to maintain the financial affairs of the masses and the safety of the wives and daughters of the masses in the hometown he loves.
Niu Mou saw the hawker and his wife, his bull's eyes blazed, and he patted the hawker's shoulder carelessly: Brother, marry my wife, ah, no, marrying our wife is the glory of your eight generations. From now on, your shop, you I'm shouldering the burden of his wife.
Just as the hawker was about to turn his face, his wife stopped him, so he smiled bitterly: Oh my god, how is this person so passionate.
Since then, Niu has taken care of the hawker's business, whether the hawker is in the shop or not, and he is very close to the hawker's wife, regardless of whether the hawker is in the shop during the day or night.
The hawker wife said that this is a bad thing, husband, let's move. The hawker smiled bitterly: Let's follow the local customs, isn't it just enthusiasm. What's more, we have all the stores down, and the roots are firmly rooted, and it is not easy to go.

One day, a certain department launched a family planning program. Niu arranged for a hawker to participate early. The hawker hesitated, and Niu was all over the sky: a daughter-in-law and a baby, family planning work must be held closely; who can do your daughter-in-law? Frost leaves are red in February flowers.
On the day the hawker went out on the front foot, Niu went to the shop to personally guide the hawker’s wife on family planning, and it was forcibly, and he brought a follower to check with her...

Daughter-in-law, so that the shop can continue to open, bear it; the hawker is because of the relevant department. No more troubles, and I am very grateful... Although the life of a straw dog is miserable, people always have to live, and life has to go on...until one day.
That night, the hawker and his wife were taking inventory in the store, and the screams of a certain group of cattle dipped in alcohol came from outside the door: There was a child abduction case in the local area, and they were investigating suspicious persons from house to house. The hawker and his wife looked at each other, and the hawker said in his heart: I didn't just wrap the red tower for you this afternoon, did you just drink it? How can you return it? The daughter-in-law said: Didn’t you just finish your family planning work in the morning? Why do you want more? …
So the hawker and his wife were heartbroken, and they didn't open the door! Niu was out in a hurry. One of the medicinal
wines that I drank at night was so medicinal that my body couldn’t stand it; the other was that I didn’t pay for the medicinal wine yet. To satisfy your daughter-in-law, why should I pay for it... , Smashed windows, threatened, burned the house... After a series of thrilling bridges, Niu still came in. The comrades went through the cash register and took away the money for the potion tonight, and even the money for the potion a few years later, Niu held it. The body of the peddler's wife, whispering whether he is strong or I am strong.
The peddler was confined in the corner, looking coldly, and asking: Are you not afraid of the law?
Niu: It's the law for Lao Tzu to wear a uniform.
Hawker: You can't wear it anymore.
Niu: Lao Tzu is temporary anyway.
Hawker: Can I spare my wife?
Niu: No discussion, here I pinched you to death like a dead dog.
Hawker: We move, we will move tomorrow, please...
Niu: Does it make any difference where we move ? Why did you move here to do business? Are you sure that someone will treat you better than me when you move to the next place?
Vendor: ...
Niu: "The world is not benevolent, and all things are used as a dog; the saints are not benevolent, and the people are used as a dog." Are you sure you can escape the current environment? Are you sure you can find someone who really speaks for you?
Vendor: ...

Seeing the vendor collapsed to the ground, Niu and his comrades continued their respective work happily. Suddenly the lights dimmed and shook. Niu yelled: Who owes the light to turn off, I want to be upright and honest , Turn on the light and do...
Before the words were over, the chandelier in the store fell onto Niu's head, like a trap, restraining the desire of the cow, and Niu fell abruptly. Niu’s comrade was about to rush up the stairs to catch the hawker. The hawker raised his hand and a lighter flew towards the kitchen. Suddenly the fire dragon appeared and swallowed everything... The
next morning, it was also in this market. The straw dogs found that the hawker and his wife were the only two survivors of the store fire...The
local newspaper quickly published the news: When a law enforcement officer in a certain place suddenly encountered a fire in a store at night, everyone tried their best to fight the fire. The fire was too strong, and several people died on duty; the hawker husband and wife had placed flammable objects in the store illegally and had improper fire control measures. They were in administrative fines and detained for a certain day.
End of the play.

Whether life is a U-shaped or a V-shaped, how smoothly the transition depends on the attitude of the straw dog or the person opposite the straw dog.
Live well. Learn to treat the straw dogs around you as much as possible, as long as he hasn't touched your buns... All of this may still be discussed and changed.




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Straw Dogs quotes

  • David Sumner: [to Amy] Get your daddy's gun and shoot anyone that's not me.

  • [last lines]

    David Sumner: I got 'em all.

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