The lines are not bad!

Dwight 2022-01-14 08:02:06

"A motherfucking the Do not Rob A Bank motherfucking the without mask."
"Do not fucking rob a bank, do not even fuck with a mask."

"But the this, the this WAS ON would like to purchase." "How the I Love Thrifty you are. "
"But this, it's on sale." "I like your frugality!"

"Remember when you just needed a gun and a brown paper bag?"
" Remember the days when you just needed a gun and a brown paper bag?" ""

"You missed, be...atch! " "You missed, be...atch!"
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I mean, it's not like I'm a accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy.I'm a Bank Robber fucking, for Christ's sake.You know How MANY Bank Robber there are Jewish? "
" I mean, I did not like most Jews do accounting or comedy writers, the old God, I'm a fucking rob a bank Yes. Do you know how many Jews are robbing the bank?"

"And even in this work environment, all they see is bagels and shmear and Goldman Sachs."
"But seeing the Jews robbing banks, they still only think of bagels, bagels and Goldman Sachs Bank."

"Ten years ago Member, WE Would've bailed.You know the I'm right." "Ten years ago Member A WE were not in recession." "Fucking Bubble!"
"10 years ago, we should quit, you Know what I said is right." "We haven't caught up with the recession 10 years ago." "Damn the government!"

"Look look, listen to me. I'm about to be 40 in a couple of years. That's like 80 in criminal years"
"Hey, listen to me, in a few years I will be 40 years old. This is like 80 in criminal years ."

"Let's just kill those muppets and do the ATMs." "- That's blue collar."
"Let's kill all the clowns and grab an ATM." "This is a blue collar job."

"And they call us criminals. We should've been dentists." "You're absolutely right . "
" they called us criminals, we should do a dentist ah. "" you're absolutely right, "

" Number the One, Vicellous Drum.Man, of He's Overrated. "" the I do not know, bro.Perfect Gateway the Record , highest take-per-heist raio."
"The most wanted man is Vicellous Drum, man, he is really overrated." "I don't think so, man, he has a perfect escape record, the highest average amount of a robbery."

"I cannot believe I kissed you" "Doesn't take a mastermind to get under you skirt, sweetie."
"I can't believe it, I kissed you." "

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Extended Reading
  • Maximillian 2022-03-28 09:01:08

    The story is very compact, high IQ crime, many places can't guess. After reading it, you will find that the little clues are all right in retrospect. Butter and pudding are so cute and finally carry that big bag of newspapers on their backs!

  • Opal 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    If the plot could be a little tighter, it would be perfect

Flypaper quotes

  • Kaitlin: You know what they say. Normal's just a cycle on the washing machine.

  • Gates: Hakuna Matata... M*** F***!