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Always believe in those who used to believe in childhood
Milan 2022-01-14 08:01:55
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Fred O'Hare: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sleep in my car.
Sam O'Hare: Fred, listen. My boss is on vacation for a few weeks and he asked me to house-sit.
Fred O'Hare: Nobody ever asks me to house-sit.
Sam O'Hare: I know. It's so weird. Anyway, he has dogs, and you know I'm scared of dogs, so take over for me.
Fred O'Hare: Wait. Your boss lives in a big mansion, right?
Sam O'Hare: Yes, in Beverly Hills. And he loves his house more than he loves his kids. So you have to behave. Okay? Do not touch anything. Do not break anything. Do not go upstairs!
Fred O'Hare: Wait, what's upstairs?
Sam O'Hare: Fred.
Fred O'Hare: Okay.
Sam O'Hare: And do not forget to feed the dogs.
Fred O'Hare: Got it!
[Sam hands keys to Fred]
Fred O'Hare: Thank you, Sam.
Sam O'Hare: You're welcome.
[they hug]
Sam O'Hare: I put the address on the paper.
Fred O'Hare: Okay.
Sam O'Hare: But, Fred?
Fred O'Hare: Yeah?
Sam O'Hare: If you screw up, I'll kill you.
Fred O'Hare: Okay.
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Fred O'Hare: Say something. Talk again.
E.B.: I'm E.B. And you are?
Fred O'Hare: I'm F-Fred.
E.B.: Well, F-Fred, I am so hungry. Have you got anything in the old snack department?
[Fred grabs turkey jerky and hands it to E.B]
Fred O'Hare: Okay. Here you go.
E.B.: Oh! Oh! That's...
[spits jerky out of his mouth in disgust]
E.B.: What is this?
Fred O'Hare: What? It's Turkey Jerky.
E.B.: First, you hit me with your car and then you try and poison me with a meat stick. Why do you hate me?
Fred O'Hare: Okay. Is there something you'd rather eat, you weird little thing?
E.B.: Well...
[he pulls his ears up and fluffs his tail]
Fred O'Hare: Carrots!
E.B.: He's a genius
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