God-like film

Angie 2022-01-14 08:02:29

Okay~ I admit that this is the most amazing movie I've seen so far this year. . .

The film was watched in Venezuela. There were only three of us Chinese in the huge theater, and the rest were old members. The opening of the film first says: Based on real events, sobre hechos reales.

Opening: A pair of young people are sitting on a small boat. The young man is about to propose marriage. The girl smiles happily and shyly. The moment she is taking out the ring, a cow falls from the sky and hits the girl's head, and the small wooden boat breaks in two.

The conversation between the two of us was all in Chinese, without any Spanish subtitles, oh dear~ The three of us laughed happily, and the old committee members next to us didn't know what to say.

Then I looked down and found that the actor's lines were all in Chinese, or there were no Spanish subtitles. . . A note of sympathy for the veterans~

There is still something very magical: the actor told the people at the Chinese embassy in Argentina to look for the uncle, and the people at the embassy directly turned into DA BO, and then explained the meaning, life Ah, can you just talk about TIO? ! ! The word DA BO appears very frequently. It is estimated that after watching this movie, all foreigners have learned this Chinese word~

Later I learned that it turned out that a group of farmers used helicopters to steal cattle, and then they flew halfway to run out of fuel and were killed. The farmer on the ground shot it with a gun, and all the cows flew out, and one of them fell onto the boat. . .

God work! Dear friends, do you know China's oil price cut? ! How much fuel does it take to steal cattle from a helicopter! ! If you want to buy a few, you can buy a few.

The peasants on the ground still have guns, do you think they are in Latin America? ! Are there anyone who can carry a gun at will? !

What's more magical is the easter egg after the film!

The truth is-

a group of Russian thieves in Dangdangdang drove a helicopter to steal cows. As a result, a cow flew out and fell on a Japanese fishing boat. . .

When it was adapted, it was directly placed on the head of the Chinese people~ It is very doubtful whether it is easier to make Chinese movies. There is Chinatown in Chinatown, and there is no need to worry about the location. . .

Happiness is quite joyful, and it is also moved, but I still feel so godly! ! !

By the way, I really want to know how the staff of the Chinese Embassy in Argentina feel about watching the movie~~


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