Know everything and know nothing

Karley 2022-10-02 22:04:43

People all over the world are tired of having a place. People always feel that they know everything, have a subjective idea about everything and think that they are always right. In their hearts, Paris is everything, even the provinces have nothing to do with them. What happens to this kind of guy in other worlds, the strange thing is that they always succeed.

Compared with France in Hetalia, who always let others see how beautiful his clothes are, 117 is basically the same, thinking about going to the banquet and showing off his own woolen suit for dinner party. He has a basic ignorance attitude towards women, the reason-he is an offense. The problem is that the colleague in his self-romantic fantasy has long been tortured unbearably by him.


The most interesting thing is a bunch of spies from various countries in the dinner party full of 13 meanings, everyone is using the language style of their own philosophers to talk about some incomprehensible content, the last one who can't catch the conversation can only be embarrassed. Come on, do you want me to go to the wine? So I was despised. The

director of this article is basically in every detail, picking out the most ridiculous part of the French personality. But just as those weird French guys can always be particularly successful in some ways, 117 even if one sees a woman fighting, he only remembers to watch the excitement of tearing his clothes, and forgets what he should do, and then becomes unconscious. The guy who killed people, but he still won the final victory in the film, and continued to be sent to other places by his boss to perform more unreliable tasks. He will continue to be unreliable in the next film, but fortunately, even if he knows nothing, his learning ability is pretty good. Although he has no idea what he is learning, it does not prevent him from being able to learn. Quickly learn how to count 12345 in Arabic, or sing an Arabic minor, and then say something to the hungry princess who loves SM. I don't really want to do it.

In fact, this film proves that as long as you are strong enough, you can beat someone up in the morning when you can't sleep, and then go back to sleep with extremely innocent feelings that you have done a very righteous thing. Or one day when the business spirit breaks out, the office documents are sorted and put away, doing nothing to tease the chicken, and then at the critical moment, they recite the market share of their own purchasers and become the number one market in awe.

As for what will happen to others-just let it go.

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OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies quotes

  • Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Upon learning Larmina works for the resistance movement] Larmina? Exposed as the rat you are. How could you betray me? Why did I trust you? Women are never to be trusted! To think I almost let you make love to me! What a fine mess!

    Larmina El Akmar Betouche: Make love to you? You silenced a muezzin just so you could sleep! I'd rather screw a pig on a holy Friday! You judge my country and religion with condescension.

    Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: I can't believe it. Your cigarettes, your mambo, your tits mixed up with these fanatics!

  • Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: You're not like those men.

    Larmina El Akmar Betouche: I am! I fight to be respected.

    Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: Too bad they're not like you. If their bodies were as shapely as yours, I'd switch teams...

    Larmina El Akmar Betouche: Don't you ever talk about my body!

    Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Starts untying himself while talking to Larmina] ... If they had such round breasts, such captivating cleavage, nipples that perked up at the slightest emotion or breeze. Nipples that you want to nibble... so pink, so healthy, swelling with life...

    Larmina El Akmar Betouche: You're a fool!

    Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Has untied himself] Yes, but I'm free!